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(Mother Nature Network)   Justin Bieber loses his monkey at midnight. This is not code for his virginity   (mnn.com) divider line 45
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2013-05-20 09:08:03 AM
That's actually the countersign for my contact in Marrakesh.
 
2013-05-20 09:20:29 AM
The chair is against the wall.
 
2013-05-20 09:50:41 AM
The beer is in the icebox, but granny has her walker.  I repeat, granny has her walker.
 
2013-05-20 09:55:59 AM
The chicken is in the pot.
 
2013-05-20 09:56:16 AM

Sybarite: That's actually the countersign for my contact in Marrakesh.


In women's tennis, I always root for the heterosexual.
 
2013-05-20 09:57:04 AM
I finally laid eyes on Justin Bieber on TV last night, accepting some award.  He was wearing giant sunglasses and pouting while talking ebonglish.  I would describe his style as "facepunchable."
 
2013-05-20 09:58:18 AM
Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?
 
2013-05-20 10:03:01 AM
Run monkey! Run. Think of Michael Jackson and Bubbles and run as fast as you can.
 
2013-05-20 10:05:38 AM
Suspect is dickless. REPEAT, DICKLESS
 
2013-05-20 10:05:51 AM

Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?


turning into?
 
2013-05-20 10:09:03 AM
Major douche.
 
2013-05-20 10:10:52 AM
"Blessent mon cœur d'une langeur monotone."
 
2013-05-20 10:13:58 AM

teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?


^^^^^
This.
 
2013-05-20 10:14:38 AM
For awhile, despite not caring his music, I thought this kid might actually be sort of cool. The things he did for some sick fans and whatnot. Just generally seemed like a class act for a bit.

Good to know that all lasted, what, a month? Nice to see he really is a huge, self-important douche who thinks that just because he has clear skin and a good sound editor behind him who can be quick on the autotune that he's the king of all he surveys.
 
2013-05-20 10:17:06 AM
Also, what is the deal with these pansy-ass white kid pop stars and the muscle shirts and biatch tats? He looks like he weighs one sixty with that mop on this head soaking wet, why is his scrawny ass wearing a damned muscle shirt? Is this some sort of psuedo-tough guy look so he can appear "slightly dangerous" to the young ladies or something?
 
2013-05-20 10:21:32 AM
Subby, if you think he's a virgin, then you may be insane.
 
2013-05-20 10:25:14 AM

dkimball: Subby, if you think he's a virgin, then you may be insane.


He might be, at least to one gender.
 
2013-05-20 10:29:00 AM
I almost posted in this thread. Then I thought better of it.
 
2013-05-20 10:41:29 AM
dobrador.com
 
2013-05-20 10:42:03 AM

there was a beiber
an under water kid who controlled the tweens
got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
from new york and new jersey

His monkey's gone to Germans



/I'm just not trying today
//everything is gonna burn, we'll all take turns, I'll get mine too
 
2013-05-20 10:50:38 AM
Justin is a wierd name for a little girl.
 
2013-05-20 10:53:25 AM

Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?

^^^^^
This.


That.
 
2013-05-20 10:54:50 AM
The cheese stands alone, I repeat, the cheese stands alone.
 
2013-05-20 10:58:05 AM

LoneCraneFullMoon: Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?

^^^^^
This.

That.


In his defense, he wasn't always like that.
 
2013-05-20 11:10:08 AM
Monkey's make lousy pets for narcissists. He should have gotten a dog.
 
2013-05-20 11:18:48 AM

LoneCraneFullMoon: Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?

^^^^^
This.

That.


^^^^^

Those.
 
2013-05-20 11:34:11 AM

mark1mod0: LoneCraneFullMoon: Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?

^^^^^
This.

That.

^^^^^

Those.


All of the above.
 
2013-05-20 11:44:51 AM
Ohdamnit give him the money back! How will it eat his face off if he dosent have it?
 
2013-05-20 11:49:39 AM
So he will no longer be able to spank his monkey...
 
2013-05-20 11:53:36 AM

offmymeds: mark1mod0: LoneCraneFullMoon: Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?

^^^^^
This.

That.

^^^^^

Those.

All of the above.


This collective ensemble.
 
2013-05-20 12:02:46 PM

skozlaw: For awhile, despite not caring his music, I thought this kid might actually be sort of cool. The things he did for some sick fans and whatnot. Just generally seemed like a class act for a bit.

Good to know that all lasted, what, a month? Nice to see he really is a huge, self-important douche who thinks that just because he has clear skin and a good sound editor behind him who can be quick on the autotune that he's the king of all he surveys.


A ton of this.  Didn't care for his music, but I thought from what I saw in interviews that I saw in passing on various programs he seemed like he had a decent head of his shoulders when he first started.........I was rooting for him to be successful since he didn't seem like he'd end up being a douche like most of his peers......

I was wrong.......so very, very wrong.  I've retracted all my support (like that matters) and hope his 15 minutes are about up.
 
2013-05-20 12:03:21 PM

theborg1of4: LoneCraneFullMoon: Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?

^^^^^
This.

That.

In his defense, he wasn't always like that.


Yeah. But he's currently on the path toward Kanye levels of d-bagdom.

Maybe he's just trying to get his testosterone working or something, though. I'm not convinced he'shiat puberty, yet.

/It's not working, Justin
 
2013-05-20 12:16:53 PM
She lost her virginity a long time ago.  Her lesbian lover Selena took it, took it like a boss.
 
2013-05-20 12:34:53 PM

Mad_Radhu: The chair is against the wall.


John has a long mustache.
 
2013-05-20 12:37:39 PM

skozlaw: For awhile, despite not caring his music, I thought this kid might actually be sort of cool. The things he did for some sick fans and whatnot. Just generally seemed like a class act for a bit.

Good to know that all lasted, what, a month? Nice to see he really is a huge, self-important douche who thinks that just because he has clear skin and a good sound editor behind him who can be quick on the autotune that he's the king of all he surveys.


Pluck any normal teenager off the streets, give him/her a savvy PR/marketing team, shower them with money and expensive goods, surround him with an entourage of hysterical fans, ego strokers, yes-men and ass-kissers who want some of the money/spotlight. Fly them around the world, wait on them hand and foot and never tell them no or that they are wrong.

Then come back and show me how well adjusted they are.
 
2013-05-20 12:51:24 PM

digitalrain: Mad_Radhu: The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.


The crow flies at midnight.
 
2013-05-20 12:55:46 PM

lack of warmth: She lost her virginity a long time ago.  Her lesbian lover Selena took it, took it like a boss.


And, according to her interview on Letterman, made him cry in the process.
 
2013-05-20 02:03:12 PM
I wish that a good hearted celeb would send him a chimp instead, and the idiot's get his head torn off in the near future....but then again, since hatred is unifying, maybe this douche brings humanity one step close to a true sense of community.
 
2013-05-20 02:28:58 PM

Ronin_S: Pluck any normal teenager off the streets, give him/her a savvy PR/marketing team, shower them with money and expensive goods, surround him with an entourage of hysterical fans, ego strokers, yes-men and ass-kissers who want some of the money/spotlight. Fly them around the world, wait on them hand and foot and never tell them no or that they are wrong.


Does Bieber have any actual musical talent, or is he wholly a creation of marketing departments? I'd try to find out, but there are some things you just don't want in your search history. Private mode browsing may be safe for "transvestite midget fisting" but it's not nearly trustworthy enough for "Justin Bieber song".
 
2013-05-20 02:43:30 PM

Whack-a-Mole: digitalrain: Mad_Radhu: The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

The crow flies at midnight.


The cheese stands alone.
 
2013-05-20 03:16:37 PM

wildcardjack: Monkey's make lousy pets for narcissists. He should have gotten a dog.


A small dog... he could carry around in his purse... uhh his man bag... uhh his bag... his carry on bag!
 
2013-05-20 03:33:53 PM

orbister: Ronin_S: Pluck any normal teenager off the streets, give him/her a savvy PR/marketing team, shower them with money and expensive goods, surround him with an entourage of hysterical fans, ego strokers, yes-men and ass-kissers who want some of the money/spotlight. Fly them around the world, wait on them hand and foot and never tell them no or that they are wrong.

Does Bieber have any actual musical talent, or is he wholly a creation of marketing departments? I'd try to find out, but there are some things you just don't want in your search history. Private mode browsing may be safe for "transvestite midget fisting" but it's not nearly trustworthy enough for "Justin Bieber song".


"Fan charges stage with security tackling her tipping over Justin and his piano!"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2cb_1367793459
 
2013-05-20 03:34:33 PM
A Cappuccino Monkey?
s21.postimg.org
 
2013-05-20 09:06:41 PM

Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?


Turning into?

Ive been hating that punk since before it was cool
 
2013-05-21 03:46:52 AM

Morrigan: offmymeds: mark1mod0: LoneCraneFullMoon: Pista: teknophile4385: Iron Felix: Is it just me --- or is Justin Bieber turning into an absolute d-bag?

turning into?

^^^^^
This.

That.

^^^^^

Those.

All of the above.

This collective ensemble.


I'm really disappointed at the collective missing of opportunities to reference this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQArb_L1VRc  (yeah yeah, shiatty quality, I couldn't find a better one :p)

/Take this, and that, and one of these...
 
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