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(NW Florida Daily News)   Don't you hate it when you come home and you're a little drunk and your mom gets so mad she hides your bottle of spiced rum so you start breaking her stuff and she calls police? And also you're 30 when all this takes place   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 14
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2013-05-20 08:30:06 AM
He's got noo Jerrrbbbbbbb!!!!!!
 
2013-05-20 08:31:07 AM
Nope... i keep the captain hidden in the old cooler outside, the Blackheart is in the trunk, The Cracken is behind my monitor and the Sailor Jerry is in the freezer.

/may your rum never be gone.
 
2013-05-20 08:37:21 AM

Shadow Blasko: Nope... i keep the captain hidden in the old cooler outside, the Blackheart is in the trunk, The Cracken is behind my monitor and the Sailor Jerry is in the freezer.

/may your rum never be gone.


historically, people who enjoyed the rum were often missing important body parts...and steady girl-friends

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2013-05-20 08:41:19 AM
Release the Kraken!

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2013-05-20 08:44:56 AM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-05-20 08:49:44 AM
Don't worry, your mom won't hide your rum when you've living under an overpass.
 
2013-05-20 09:20:20 AM

Kibbler: Don't worry, your mom won't hide your rum when you've living under an overpass.


But who will cook and bring me my pizza rolls?
 
2013-05-20 09:24:47 AM
Good times.
 
2013-05-20 09:44:07 AM
I'd just like to point out that I was backin' the Kraken long before it got released in the US, and let me tell 'ee, it's a bitter middle-aged salesman's drink through and through and always will be.  There's even a special ingredient that makes you forget about the things you should have done in your 30's but didn't because of your needy wife and ungrateful kids and you never had enough time...

'Release the Kraken'.  Really.
 
2013-05-20 09:51:11 AM
this is known as "Tuesday" in my house.
 
2013-05-20 11:28:22 AM
Man, living at home is such a drag.
 
2013-05-20 11:31:24 AM

strapp3r: Shadow Blasko: Nope... i keep the captain hidden in the old cooler outside, the Blackheart is in the trunk, The Cracken is behind my monitor and the Sailor Jerry is in the freezer.

/may your rum never be gone.

historically, people who enjoyed the rum were often missing important body parts...and steady girl-friends

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies,"We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate,  "It was my first day with my hook"
 
2013-05-20 03:19:49 PM
alcoholism is sad
 
2013-05-20 03:24:56 PM
My sister took my rum bottle once when I was 38, but I was in my own house at the time and she came by to get her laptop that I had worked on. My guess is that I joked with her a little too much on how drunk I was.
 
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