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(NW Florida Daily News)   A restraining order against a crazy ex-girlfriend doesn't do you any good if she still has the key to your house   (nwfdailynews.com ) divider line
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2013-05-20 02:34:29 PM  

MemoryInMotion: "...Photographs of the man and the woman were removed from the walls and smashed."

10 Months later, he still has photos on the wall?


He's a guy. He probably has dirty underwear all over the place too.
 
2013-05-20 03:24:27 PM  

sycraft: The point of a restraining order isn't really keeping someone away from you. If they were sane enough to stay away, you could probably just ask, you wouldn't need one. It is so when they don't, they can get locked up. It is a crime just to violate one, and any crime you commit in the course of violating one is just that much worse for you.


Quoted for truth.  They don't work in the short term, but in the long term they are worth their weight in gold.
 
2013-05-20 03:53:49 PM  
Key or no, a restraining order won't do much good if the person being restrained doesn't respect the order (and the consequences that could come from violating it).
 
2013-05-20 03:54:56 PM  

fireclown: in the long term they are worth their weight in gold.


Maybe, but that's not saying much -- a sheet of paper doesn't weigh a lot.
 
2013-05-20 03:57:46 PM  

Sybarite: Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."


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2013-05-20 04:54:04 PM  

msticaries79: Speedy trial doesn't start until the actual arrest. However, not sure that the SOL is for burglary. The crime was committed in 2012 and she was arrested in 2013.


Hell, I'm surprised they bothered with DNA for a case like this.  Either it's a low crime / slow town or he's got some pull with someone.
 
2013-05-20 05:16:04 PM  

Sybarite: Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."


I once had an ex steal my phone charger, and all of my white undershirts (plus some other mundane stuff).

Trying to understand crazy is futile.
 
2013-05-20 08:47:50 PM  

blatz514: ow many beers were missing when you got home?


I was home when she showed up with  a moving truck and some big dude.
She thought I was at my dad's funeral.
I put a 30 30 round right between her knees, and told her to back off, that was just a waring shot.
Beefy dude thought he was going to be her hero and took a step toward the door. And that 's when I jacked the second round into the receiver and brought it up to his face.
I don't know what she told him the the bar the night before she let him put it in her pooper, but it all melted away then. He grabbed her arm and ran back to the truck. She was screaming about the cops when they left. Probly the same cops tat stopped them both about ten miles away ten minutes later.
She's been a basket case of homlesness and crack babbies ever since.

Fark her and the monkey she rode in on.

Her family still sends me Christmas cards.
They don't know nor care where she is.
 
2013-05-20 11:42:49 PM  
I supposed she dug the key into the side of his pretty little tricked out 4 wheel drive, and cut her name into his leather seeeeeeeeeats.
 
2013-05-21 10:47:59 AM  

FrancoFile: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
But if you do, don't tell her where you live.
But if you do, don't invite her over.
But if you do, don't give her a key.


But if you do, change the locks quickly.
(From personal experience)
 
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