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2013-05-20 08:32:50 AM
Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."
 
2013-05-20 08:58:50 AM
She said she'd still feed my bunny.

Oh...wait...
 
2013-05-20 09:16:38 AM

Sybarite: Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."


I'm not saying I know what happened but... if you live with an alcoholic -you may find yourself throwing beer and wine into the trashcan. This might have been her way of reasserting what she believes to be her rights to live there.

/This article struck a nerve.
// Must get locks changed.
 
hej
2013-05-20 10:13:58 AM
Pretty sure it does you the same amount of good whether  or notshe's got a key to your house.
 
2013-05-20 10:15:20 AM
Change the farking locks!  It aint hard.  Or spend the money and call a locksmith.
 
2013-05-20 10:17:37 AM
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
But if you do, don't tell her where you live.
But if you do, don't invite her over.
But if you do, don't give her a key.
 
2013-05-20 10:18:16 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Sybarite: Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."

I'm not saying I know what happened but... if you live with an alcoholic -you may find yourself throwing beer and wine into the trashcan. This might have been her way of reasserting what she believes to be her rights to live there.

/This article struck a nerve.
// Must get locks changed.


Way to reinforce the societal norm that if a woman did something destructive to a man or his property, he probably deserved it or did something to "trigger" her.  Legally, she will probably get a slap on the wrist and won't have to pay any restitution.
 
2013-05-20 10:19:48 AM
 
2013-05-20 10:20:16 AM
Well, as long as she sees you pulling up she can still stay 150 feet away.

Sybarite: Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."


I'm more concerned that the man was aware they were in his fridge in the morning. "Now officer, when I got my beer for my cereal this morning there was still 4 left.  Now I'm out.  Coincidentarrarrraly I DID have 3 or mabye 4 more beers today, but they were NOT from that pack.  They were from my office beer."
 
2013-05-20 10:21:50 AM

hej: Pretty sure it does you the same amount of good whether  or not she's got a key to your house.


This. But it does make it easier for the restrainee to get inside without alerting outsiders.
 
2013-05-20 10:23:53 AM

FrancoFile: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
But if you do, don't tell her where you live.
But if you do, don't invite her over.
But if you do, don't give her a key.


Or give her your real name.
 
2013-05-20 10:25:13 AM
Taylor Swift again?
 
2013-05-20 10:26:07 AM

groppet: FrancoFile: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
But if you do, don't tell her where you live.
But if you do, don't invite her over.
But if you do, don't give her a key.

Or give her your real name.


I would argue that it's more important to not let crazy put it's dick in you. But the rest holds valid.
 
2013-05-20 10:26:32 AM
I was going to ask "is she hot", but if she's 47 and Floridian, she's got to be tanned all sorts of colors by now, right?
 
2013-05-20 10:33:02 AM
There is a reason people "Change the locks"  it isn't just a fashion trend.
 
2013-05-20 10:36:31 AM
Dinner's ready!
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-20 10:38:02 AM
monoski


Taylor Swift again?

Her next album should be titled. Maybe its me
 
2013-05-20 10:40:02 AM
biatches be all cray-cray and shiat.
 
2013-05-20 10:41:55 AM
Psycho calamari hose beast strikes again!
 
2013-05-20 10:43:08 AM

Sybarite: Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."


Technically, it didn't say she drank them or emptied them.  Just put them in the trash.

Which makes it even weirder.
 
2013-05-20 10:43:16 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: // Must get locks changed.


I was going to point it's always possible to get your locks changed.
 
2013-05-20 10:44:01 AM
"...Photographs of the man and the woman were removed from the walls and smashed."

10 Months later, he still has photos on the wall?
 
2013-05-20 10:46:02 AM

mike_d85: Well, as long as she sees you pulling up she can still stay 150 feet away.

Sybarite: Also, bottles of beer and wine were in the trash can; when the man left for work that morning, they were in his fridge.

What an odd choice for vengeance. "Ha, ha! Now you won't have any beer or wine...unless you pick some up at the store."

I'm more concerned that the man was aware they were in his fridge in the morning. "Now officer, when I got my beer for my cereal this morning there was still 4 left.  Now I'm out.  Coincidentarrarrraly I DID have 3 or mabye 4 more beers today, but they were NOT from that pack.  They were from my office beer."


Why would you be concerned about that? I have a few beers in my fridge, and after work, I plan on drinking a couple of them. If I went home and my fridge was devoid of beers, I'd notice that.
 
2013-05-20 10:48:03 AM
Actually, it does do good. She gets in more trouble, since she violated a restraining order. Heck, he may have even been counting on it. Crazy chick destroys some shiat, which insurance will cover, she gets popped for it and then is out of his hair for a long time.

The point of a restraining order isn't really keeping someone away from you. If they were sane enough to stay away, you could probably just ask, you wouldn't need one. It is so when they don't, they can get locked up. It is a crime just to violate one, and any crime you commit in the course of violating one is just that much worse for you.
 
2013-05-20 10:48:25 AM

MemoryInMotion: "...Photographs of the man and the woman were removed from the walls and smashed."

10 Months later, he still has photos on the wall?


Right? The only thing worse than trying to cut crazy out of your life is getting all wishy-washy and giving reasons for hope of reconciliation. NEVER try to string along crazy. This man is a fool.
 
2013-05-20 10:48:52 AM
Crazy-ex-CSB thread? Nice

CXCSB: I once came back from partying for two days to find the remnants of my life in one cardboard box, that had been labelled "FREESHIAT"

Salvaged my hitchhikers guide, my broken laptop, and my violin.

She's apparently still in the psych ward. More than 10 years later.
 
2013-05-20 10:51:59 AM

ramblinwreck: Way to reinforce the societal norm that if a woman did something destructive to a man or his property, he probably deserved it or did something to "trigger" her. Legally, she will probably get a slap on the wrist and won't have to pay any restitution.


He was totally asking for it. He probably dressed sluttily, too.
 
2013-05-20 10:55:51 AM

sycraft: Actually, it does do good. She gets in more trouble, since she violated a restraining order. Heck, he may have even been counting on it. Crazy chick destroys some shiat, which insurance will cover, she gets popped for it and then is out of his hair for a long time.

The point of a restraining order isn't really keeping someone away from you. If they were sane enough to stay away, you could probably just ask, you wouldn't need one. It is so when they don't, they can get locked up. It is a crime just to violate one, and any crime you commit in the course of violating one is just that much worse for you.


When I got mine, I told the judge I would use force if it was violated and that I was armed.
She told my ex to stay the hell away, and promised her there would be trouble for her if she violated it.
think she listened?
 
2013-05-20 10:57:19 AM

uttertosh: Crazy-ex-CSB thread? Nice

CXCSB: I once came back from partying for two days to find the remnants of my life in one cardboard box, that had been labelled "FREESHIAT"

Salvaged my hitchhikers guide, my broken laptop, and my violin.

She's apparently still in the psych ward. More than 10 years later.


Sheesh.  What couldn't you salvage?
 
2013-05-20 11:05:51 AM

MBooda: Dinner's ready!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


That's is a god damn cute bunny.

/prolly tasty too
 
2013-05-20 11:17:13 AM
A DNA test for a house trashing? That police department must have a lot of money.
 
2013-05-20 11:20:16 AM

vudukungfu: sycraft: Actually, it does do good. She gets in more trouble, since she violated a restraining order. Heck, he may have even been counting on it. Crazy chick destroys some shiat, which insurance will cover, she gets popped for it and then is out of his hair for a long time.

The point of a restraining order isn't really keeping someone away from you. If they were sane enough to stay away, you could probably just ask, you wouldn't need one. It is so when they don't, they can get locked up. It is a crime just to violate one, and any crime you commit in the course of violating one is just that much worse for you.

When I got mine, I told the judge I would use force if it was violated and that I was armed.
She told my ex to stay the hell away, and promised her there would be trouble for her if she violated it.
think she listened?


How many beers were missing when you got home?
 
2013-05-20 11:27:13 AM

47 is the new 42: Because People in power are Stupid: // Must get locks changed.

I was going to point it's always possible to get your locks changed.


That would be letting her win.
 
2013-05-20 11:32:11 AM

UrukHaiGuyz: MemoryInMotion: "...Photographs of the man and the woman were removed from the walls and smashed."

10 Months later, he still has photos on the wall?

Right? The only thing worse than trying to cut crazy out of your life is getting all wishy-washy and giving reasons for hope of reconciliation. NEVER try to string along crazy. This man is a fool.


This guy deserves what he gets. I bet he's drunk dialed her for a booty call more than once in those 10 months.
 
2013-05-20 11:34:32 AM
Um, a sheet of paper with legal mumbo-jumbo nonsense on it has been shown to stop bullets, missiles, run-away nuclear reactions, incoming meteorites AND abusive, violent exes.

\So there
 
2013-05-20 11:42:22 AM

uncleacid: A DNA test for a house trashing? That police department must have a lot of money.


Probably the easiest way to make an airtight case.  Fingerprints and other forensic remnants would get disputed because she used to live there.  Neighbors may not have seen anything.  The DNA on the freshly drunk bottles would be the "smoking gun."

She's going to get raked over the coals for this.  Stupid thing to do, would have been better to play it passive-aggressive like a lot of other women.
 
2013-05-20 11:48:48 AM
It doesn't do any good even if you change the lock
 
2013-05-20 11:58:23 AM
was it these two?

1.bp.blogspot.com

Bennie? A good dog to the last bite.......WOOF!
 
2013-05-20 12:09:55 PM

NumberFiveIsAlive: uttertosh: Crazy-ex-CSB thread? Nice

CXCSB: I once came back from partying for two days to find the remnants of my life in one cardboard box, that had been labelled "FREESHIAT"

Salvaged my hitchhikers guide, my broken laptop, and my violin.

She's apparently still in the psych ward. More than 10 years later.

Sheesh.  What couldn't you salvage?


The shiat taken on day one, and the books rained on some time after that. My violin was at the bottom of the pile, under some rugs. It was my vinyl that did my head in most.
 
2013-05-20 12:22:38 PM
Everyone knows that you don't stick your dick in crazy. The problem is, often times, the crazy doesn't make your acquaintance until after you stick your dick in it. What can be a sane, rational person can turn into a rabbit cooking nut job.
 
2013-05-20 12:36:10 PM
A restraining order against a crazy ex-girlfriend doesn't do you any good if she still has the key to your house

ftfs
 
2013-05-20 12:40:41 PM

ideamaster: There is a reason people "Change the locks"  it isn't just a fashion trend.


If the house has windows, and she can find a brick/rock/small child/etc. to break it with, then changing the lock wouldn't do much good.
 
2013-05-20 01:07:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 01:17:37 PM

airsupport: biatches be all cray-cray and shiat.


water through the nose
/thank you
 
2013-05-20 01:19:26 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: MemoryInMotion: "...Photographs of the man and the woman were removed from the walls and smashed."

10 Months later, he still has photos on the wall?

Right? The only thing worse than trying to cut crazy out of your life is getting all wishy-washy and giving reasons for hope of reconciliation. NEVER try to string along crazy. This man is a fool.


Kind of like the Arias trial...
 
2013-05-20 01:29:40 PM
On July 11, 2012, a man was granted a restraining order...
On July 12, the man returned to his residence to find it had been broken into.
She failed to provide contact information for her attorney, so police were able to obtain a court order requiring the woman to submit to a swab.
The results of the swab came back March 25...
She was arrested May 2...


So much for a speedy trial.
 
2013-05-20 01:36:21 PM
Well subby, it does make her a pretty legit target.
 
2013-05-20 01:44:37 PM

Carn: Change the farking locks!  It aint hard.  Or spend the money and call a locksmith.


If the alleged "She B*tch from Hell" wanted to enter no lock change would stop her.  He may saved himself broken windows or a door.  Smart move would have been to install a house alarm.  It wouldn't have stopped her but it sure would draw immediate attention.
 
2013-05-20 01:59:43 PM

boyvoyeur: On July 11, 2012, a man was granted a restraining order...
On July 12, the man returned to his residence to find it had been broken into.
She failed to provide contact information for her attorney, so police were able to obtain a court order requiring the woman to submit to a swab.
The results of the swab came back March 25...
She was arrested May 2...

So much for a speedy trial.


Speedy trial doesn't start until the actual arrest. However, not sure that the SOL is for burglary.  The crime was committed in 2012 and she was arrested in 2013.

/not a lawyer and was never on TV
 
2013-05-20 02:05:36 PM

Amusement: Carn: Change the farking locks!  It aint hard.  Or spend the money and call a locksmith.

If the alleged "She B*tch from Hell" wanted to enter no lock change would stop her.  He may saved himself broken windows or a door.  Smart move would have been to install a house alarm.  It wouldn't have stopped her but it sure would draw immediate attention.


A camera would be good, too. Score some evidence.
 
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