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(NW Florida Daily News)   If it wasn't for the neck tattoos and the tattoo under his right eye, maybe the officer would have believed him when he insisted that the meth found inside his sock was left there by his friend   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 1
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Remind me of a joke:

Guy is drinking at a bar and getting too dunk and obnoxious. Barkeep calls the man a cab and tells him to GTFO. Just then the guy throws up and pukes all over himself and cries "oh no my wife is going to kill me, I got to go to the bathroom and wash my shirt and let it dry"

Barkeep wanting to get rid of his drunk ass says: "Ok do you have $5? yes, good. Take that $5 put in it your front pocket then tell your wife that some drunk asshole puked on you then gave you $5 to get it dry cleaned"

Drunk guyexclaims "yur agenius! Thanks man!" and gets in the awaiting cab and goes on his way.

Drunk guy gets home to his wife and recites the story given to him by the barkeep.

Wife says looks in his pocket and says "But there is $10 in there"

Drunk guy: "Oh yea, he shiat my pants too!"
 
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