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(Time)   The twelve most significant moments in the history of pizza. Missing from the list: the advent of superior Chicago-Style pizza   (business.time.com) divider line 29
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2013-05-19 08:32:28 PM
5 votes:
Chicago-style pizza is just another level of Dante's Inferno. Utter abomination. The end of days are upon us.
2013-05-20 12:32:12 AM
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, look... this thread again


Yeah. It's gotten to the point that I just assume anyone who says "Chicago Pizza > NY Pizza" is either a troll or clinically insane, so I just ignore them.
2013-05-19 09:13:52 PM
3 votes:
Oh, look... this thread again
2013-05-20 12:32:41 AM
2 votes:
Chicago doesn't make pizza, it makes cake, with shiat on top of it.
2013-05-19 09:22:16 PM
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, look... this thread again

THIS IS WAR! Gird your loins!


I am of the "Pizza is like sex: even when it's bad it's pretty good" sect

/the ingredients matter more to me than the arrangement
//hold the anchovies
2013-05-19 09:12:51 PM
2 votes:
Missing from the list: the advent of superior Chicago-Style pizza

This is actually mentioned in #4.

/Lou Malnati's 4 lyf
Ant
2013-05-20 10:41:49 AM
1 votes:
My wife and I make chicken tikka masala pizza every once in a while. It's really good. Tandoori chicken and masala sauce.
2013-05-20 09:22:19 AM
1 votes:
Pizza:
1) new york style - thin, cut in wedges, yummy
2) detroit pan - thickish - squares - yummy
3) chicago thin - thicker than NYS - cut in 2"x2" squares - yummy
4) chicago thick - connies/unos style - thick and dough - yummy
5) chicago thick - lou malnati style - thick and solid (butter crusty) - yummy
6) chicago stuffed - cheese pie with sauce on top - yummy
7) other variants

tada
guess what
NO one in the universe cares what you think of something that you dont like.
I love all pizza. They have their place.
2013-05-20 09:16:39 AM
1 votes:
"Isn't it amazing, that the religion pizza in which you were indoctrinated into for the first 18 years of your life just happens to be the correct one? How lucky each one of you are."
2013-05-20 08:30:41 AM
1 votes:
apizza from New Haven rules. that's all
2013-05-20 08:30:01 AM
1 votes:
Chicago doesn't have pizza.  They have pizza flavored cake.  It's tasty but not Pizza.
2013-05-20 08:20:02 AM
1 votes:
slice.seriouseats.com
2013-05-20 04:22:12 AM
1 votes:
The only thing on this list that matters is Neapolitan style pizza. Compared to that, NY and Chicago style are absolute crap, with their preservative laden ingredients. I currently live in Napoli, and love going to my local take-out place, because the people making it have actually gone to a pizzaioli school to learn their trade. Watching the pizza cook for 90 seconds in a blazing hot wood fired oven is truly sublime. Also, using fresh ingredients is important. Fresh buffalo mozzarella from the Campania region, fresh tomatoes grown on Vesuvius, and some local basel, and you have yourself the best pizza ever.
2013-05-20 02:28:50 AM
1 votes:

Abacus9: PacManDreaming: What kind of frickin' paste-eating, floor-licking retard with crayons jammed into their nostrils puts the sauce on top? When I make a hamburger, I don't put the mustard and/or ketchup on top of the bun. You know why? Because I'm not a frickin' paste-eating, floor-licking retard with crayons jammed into my nostrils.

You can order it with the sauce under the cheese if you want. Also, it's not really marinara. Typically if you order pepperoni, it is under the cheese, which is kind of weird, but I don't see the point in ruining a pizza with pepperonis anyway. And Detroit style uses thicker pepperonis.


Mental note: never, ever, listen to a damn thing Abacus9 says about anything.  Ever.
2013-05-20 02:27:09 AM
1 votes:
Of you have to eat it with a knife and fork, it ain't pizza.
2013-05-20 01:57:20 AM
1 votes:
Chicago Deep Dish is an abomination, and I don't even call it "pizza."

I call it "Greasy Slop Pie."
2013-05-20 01:39:34 AM
1 votes:
New York style pizza is awful -- a two-dimensional parody of what ought to be a satisfying meal.

If you have to fold it over, just to convince yourself that you're biting into something more substantial than air, you might as well be eating a photograph of food.
2013-05-20 01:28:46 AM
1 votes:

Fubini: St. Louis style pizza is clearly the most superior. Nothing beats provel on a matzo cracker, and you're a heretic if your pizza slices have three sides.


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2013-05-20 01:25:57 AM
1 votes:

panfried: [www.fatwallet.com image 400x276]
list fails without the planets finest pie!


Yeah, right. Try

www.10to1.com
2013-05-20 01:09:27 AM
1 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: That magical moment when you realize you can just call it "za"


Only if you are The Za Lord.  And you are not he.
2013-05-20 01:07:58 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Tune in tomorrow for one of:

cereals of the past
candy bars of the past
cartoons of the past
toys of the past
sodas of the past
Pizza - Chicago or New York
favorite beers
Some company made a typo on a bill (ie. millions of dollars for phone bill)
Soda or Pop
2013-05-20 01:00:36 AM
1 votes:

FriarReb98: Can't be repeated enough.  Just eat your damned pizza and quit using it as an excuse to biatch, moan and argue on the internet.


What's the point of the Internet if not to biatch, moan, and argue?

And for porn, of course.
2013-05-20 12:45:51 AM
1 votes:

doglover: My favorite tasting pizza is italian, but that shiat's so thin you can shave with it.

Chicago pie is filling enough, but it don't taste as good.

New York style is the comprimise. It's got more substance than Italian, but it's still thin enough for creativity.


I once helped a company set up an office above a pizza place in Manhattan and all I have to say is that NY pizza is complete and utter shiat.  If I wanted to eat cardboard with cheese on top on a regular basis I would just go to Office Depot.

/pizza hate threads are fun
2013-05-20 12:44:19 AM
1 votes:
www.chow.com
2013-05-19 10:51:58 PM
1 votes:
My favorite tasting pizza is italian, but that shiat's so thin you can shave with it.

Chicago pie is filling enough, but it don't taste as good.

New York style is the comprimise. It's got more substance than Italian, but it's still thin enough for creativity.
2013-05-19 10:27:18 PM
1 votes:
Oh look. Its this thread again,
2013-05-19 10:13:57 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-19 09:18:51 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, look... this thread again


THIS IS WAR! Gird your loins!
2013-05-19 08:35:26 PM
1 votes:
Nice try, submitter.
 
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