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(CNN)   Old and busted: Bennie And The Jets. New hotness: Jet and the Bennies   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Bennie and the Jets, Jets, Mike Goodson, New Jersey State Police, gun charges, GMC Yukon  
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2013-05-19 09:57:57 PM  
Never woulda happened to tebow
2013-05-19 10:04:32 PM  
i am surprised it didn't say "former raiders running back".
2013-05-19 10:22:00 PM  
I don't get what this has to do with all the trashy guidos from NY screwing up the NJ beaches every summer..

Nope. Wait, I sort of do, given the team and all.
2013-05-19 10:28:29 PM  
Whew, I was afraid that this was going to be about Jason Terry for a moment.
2013-05-20 01:29:56 AM  
I think that subby needs a lesson in what "bennies" are.  (Hint: it's not marijuana!)
2013-05-20 01:36:01 AM  
marijuana and hollow-points? sounds reasonable.
2013-05-20 04:03:30 AM  

Solid State Vittles: I think that subby needs a lesson in what "bennies" are.  (Hint: it's not marijuana!)

I think someone needs a lesson in not over-analyzing headlines and/or jokes.
The word "bennies" was necessary for the joke, the headline said "drug charges", bennies are drugs.  That's all you need.  Complaining about technicalities seems pedantic.
2013-05-20 09:20:35 AM  
Gawdzila: Complaining about technicalities seems pedantic.


We do pedantic here. In fact, we do pedantic rather well.
2013-05-20 09:34:29 AM  
Another quality member of the NY Jets.
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