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2013-05-19 10:00:28 PM
4 votes:

duenor: RealAmericanHero: The guy with the sword was a drug dealer but don't let that get in the way of a good hero tag.

Where do you get that fact from?


Hero News Network, decoded by his Hero Decoder Ring.
2013-05-20 02:37:16 AM
3 votes:
Duenor: The katana is not a slashing weapon. It's a stabbing one, and very good at that. I like them but I'm no good with one.

I think we know why you're not very good with a katana...
2013-05-19 10:53:14 PM
2 votes:
fark 404s.

www.vanityfair.com
2013-05-19 10:23:32 PM
2 votes:
It's better to burn out than to fade away!

(Nuns. No sense of humor!)
2013-05-19 10:54:52 PM
1 votes:

dennysgod: FormlessOne: duenor: RealAmericanHero: The guy with the sword was a drug dealer but don't let that get in the way of a good hero tag.

Where do you get that fact from?

Who cares? Even if correct, it's irrelevant - two armed assholes tried to rob him in his home, and as a result one of the assholes is a fugitive and the other asshole is dead.

Hero tag is still deserved, especially if the police declined to press charges.

Yeah, it has some relevance because if he really is a drug dealer it's not as heroic killing someone who is trying to steal your illegal drugs then trying to steal your TV.


My TV is made of pure Colombian cocaine.
2013-05-19 10:37:52 PM
1 votes:
Home-invader-learns-THERE-CAN-ONLY-BE-ONE

The line is, "There can be only one."
Someone had to say it. I was hoping somebody else would, but nooo, so I have to look like the jerk.
2013-05-19 10:15:51 PM
1 votes:
I call bullshiat. No one can defend themselves without assault rifles and monstrous clips.
2013-05-19 10:09:53 PM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: HighZoolander: (the image doesn't display correctly in Safari, and just shows the top part of the image, in case it looks fine for everyone else and nobody has any idea what I'm talking about...)

Same in Firefox.  I assumed the lower half of his face was physically chopped off.


Well duh. A sword was involved.
2013-05-19 09:57:13 PM
1 votes:

Mister Peejay: How weird is that?

/obligatory


cdn.hark.com
/assuming that's what you were referencing
2013-05-19 09:54:12 PM
1 votes:
Ramirez ...
2013-05-19 09:53:18 PM
1 votes:

Kyoki: The Kurgan nods slowly...


Oh god, that was on TV a day or two ago, we hadnt seen it in decades.....and....Clancy...the voice....he's never really changed it in all these years.  He kept it the same, even into his animation career.  So all the dialog is going and we just cant stop ourselves:  "There can be only ONE, and it wont be squidward!"  It was nonstop spongebob interjection.
2013-05-19 09:52:57 PM
1 votes:
Approves...
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
2013-05-19 09:50:10 PM
1 votes:
That homeowner sounds like.a real prince of the universe.
2013-05-19 09:44:59 PM
1 votes:

RealAmericanHero: The guy with the sword was a drug dealer but don't let that get in the way of a good hero tag.


At least nobody was shot. That's all that matters.
2013-05-19 09:44:21 PM
1 votes:
How weird is that?

/obligatory
2013-05-19 08:38:27 PM
1 votes:
img826.imageshack.us
 
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