LlamaGirl: PacificaFitz: but your entire lives get disrupted EVERY YEARThe chances of being hit by a tornado are soooooooooo small that 99.9999999999999999999% of the time nothing is disrupted.
Dinobot: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x177]
PacificaFitz: so you guys say the same as us regarding earthquakes, "chances are we will be fine"
thisisyourbrainonFark: Man, horizontal wind?! That's like rain following down.
Matthew Keene: Minarets: A SECOND TORNADO HAS HIT SHAWNEE.So it's terrorists, then?
ArgusRun: Anyone listenig to local scanners?
ArgusRun: Most malls in tornado alley have shelters. Also, their construction is a little more substantial than your typical stick house or mobile home. Little to no windows, steel and concrete construction. A 30 year old Sears might be the best place to ride one of these out.
AverageAmericanGuy: Dear God,Please send that tornado a bit northeastern and hit Topeka instead.
ravenlore: I joined this event already in progress. Are we still using the original link, or are we watching something else?
TommyymmoT: THE OFFICIAL STATE BIRD OF KANSAS[4.bp.blogspot.com image 614x326]
ImpendingCynic: AverageAmericanGuy: Dear God,Please send that tornado a bit northeastern and hit Topeka instead.So... um... I have to ask: if there is a God, and if he has total control over the weather, and chooses to exercise it, and he can hear your prayers, and chooses to give you what you want ... why wouldn't you ask for no tornado?
Scruffinator: ravenlore: I joined this event already in progress. Are we still using the original link, or are we watching something else?http://www.news9.com/Global/category.asp?C=207228&BannerId=988Best link posted so far IMO.
Shadow Blasko: ravenlore: I joined this event already in progress. Are we still using the original link, or are we watching something else?This one is doing pretty well.three on the ground at the moment..http://www.news9.com/Global/category.asp?C=207228&BannerId=988
Shadow Blasko: Been watching for a couple hours now... Gonna be an interesting night./Hopes no one gets killed, but also loving the intense weather, and sad most of it will miss where I am.That is ONE BIG ASS TORNADO WATCH... well, a series of watches actually[icons-sf.wunderground.com image 800x525]
Tsar_Bomba1: [g-ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]
AverageAmericanGuy: Because Topeka needs one real bad.
Random Name Generator: Prague maaay get hit.Copter cam showing F4ish damage
jimmyjackfunk: torquestripe: Here Emily, let me direct you to your imminent demise!http://kfor.com/on-air/live-streaming/OKC Live Stream.Not Emily Sutton! !!!!!!
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