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(KWCH Wichita) NewsFlash Supercell with confirmed tornado bearing down on Wichita as severe weather outbreak begins in plains states. Hang tight Tornado Alley farkers, it's gonna be a bumpy evening. LGT live streaming vid   (kwch.com) divider line 613
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2013-05-19 04:43:58 PM  
that is a big storm,

stay safe
 
2013-05-19 04:46:20 PM  
You know it's bad when NWS evacuates their station.  Hope my friends up there are riding it out ok.
 
2013-05-19 05:01:17 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-19 05:15:53 PM  
Video unavailable.
 
2013-05-19 05:18:01 PM  
North OKC and Edmond getting hit now too
 
2013-05-19 05:41:00 PM  
Well, THAT sucked! O_O

\ Currently in Wichita.
\\ Power is out.
\\\ Slashies.
 
2013-05-19 05:45:17 PM  
I've been texting my friend in Wichita. He's in the basement with his dog. He's from Arizona and says that our monsoons have nothing on Kansas.
 
2013-05-19 05:47:27 PM  

Captain Steroid: Well, THAT sucked! O_O

\ Currently in Wichita.
\\ Power is out.
\\\ Slashies.


Keep low

/stay safe
 
2013-05-19 05:54:04 PM  
Oh, goodie. A new tornado is heading for Udall, KS.

It was wiped off the map by one in 1955.

They... never quite recovered. >_>
 
2013-05-19 05:56:56 PM  
OKC news has a helicopter tracking a 1/2 mile wide and growing tornado now. http://kfor.com/on-air/live-streaming/
 
2013-05-19 05:59:25 PM  

2xhelix: OKC news has a helicopter tracking a 1/2 mile wide and growing tornado now. http://kfor.com/on-air/live-streaming/


Weather Channel is showing that, and Cantore is with Reed Timmer following it.
 
2013-05-19 06:01:53 PM  

2xhelix: OKC news has a helicopter tracking a 1/2 mile wide and growing tornado now. http://kfor.com/on-air/live-streaming/


Well... that's not good. o_o
 
2013-05-19 06:04:01 PM  
F4, a mile wide and still growing.  Damn that's a beast of a tornado!
 
2013-05-19 06:25:34 PM  

2xhelix: F4, a mile wide and still growing.  Damn that's a beast of a tornado!


For some reason, I always have a mental image of F4 as meaning F*CKF*CKF*CKF*CK!

/slightly appropriate, I guess
//stay safe, all in that area
 
2013-05-19 06:28:47 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-19 06:33:25 PM  
If you ever get caught in the path of a tornado, drive your car on top of the highest hill possible, provided that it is under a bridge and attached to the outermost room in your house.  This will keep you safe if you are in the path of a tornado.
 
2013-05-19 06:36:37 PM  
This is Obama's Katie Vick.
 
2013-05-19 06:36:57 PM  

doglover: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


Nice.
 
2013-05-19 06:37:46 PM  
The lineman for the county is going to very, very busy driving the main road searching for another overload.
 
2013-05-19 06:38:03 PM  
Stay safe, Farkers.

Meanwhile, I'll retire to my lab and begin work on a weather control machine.
 
2013-05-19 06:38:05 PM  
This is Wichita's Benghazi.
 
2013-05-19 06:38:14 PM  
It's not fun loading screaming animals into an underground tornado shelter. The storm passed over our house but the clouds definitely looked weird.
 
2013-05-19 06:38:20 PM  
I was wondering if this would get an article on Fark. Been watching it for a while now as the main cell heads my way.
It's always fun to see the weathermen and meteorologists excited
 
2013-05-19 06:38:23 PM  
If this heads into F5 category it will be bad news...for Triple H
 
2013-05-19 06:38:25 PM  
The safest* place during a tornado is outside, in the middle of a field.


* Definition of safest may be twisted.
 
2013-05-19 06:38:52 PM  
This is news to me! I'm currently in Wichita and it's sunny!

/you're about 2 hours late
 
2013-05-19 06:39:03 PM  
Goddamn Norman, OK again. That place is like ground zero for these things.
 
2013-05-19 06:39:21 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: This is Wichita's Benghazi.


Wichita Strong. Today we are all Wichita.
 
2013-05-19 06:39:24 PM  
Get up under the girders!
 
2013-05-19 06:39:52 PM  
Been watching for a couple hours now... Gonna be an interesting night.

/Hopes no one gets killed, but also loving the intense weather, and sad most of it will miss where I am.

That is ONE BIG ASS TORNADO WATCH... well, a series of watches actually

icons-sf.wunderground.com
 
2013-05-19 06:40:32 PM  
Ah, so now we get to hear why it's okay for Brownback to request federal aid, but it was bad for Christie to do it.

Should we start a betting pool on how long that takes?
 
2013-05-19 06:40:47 PM  

Mock26: The safest* place during a tornado is outside, in the middle of a field.


* Definition of safest may be twisted.


You mean the *best place to be in a tornado.

/Along with a good camera, and some form of hail shield.

//Added that last part after a rather painful experience in the 90s.
 
2013-05-19 06:40:49 PM  
They sent out a warning, but apparently everybody knows about it from the Queen of England to the hounds of hell.
 
2013-05-19 06:41:00 PM  
I know I'm looking forward to this evening. I live in Lincoln, NE. Every time the sirens go off, puerile in this part of the country wonder why we still live here.
 
2013-05-19 06:41:10 PM  

hitlersbrain: It's not fun loading screaming animals into an underground tornado shelter.


You think animals are hard, try nurses...
 
2013-05-19 06:41:18 PM  
God hates the FARK out of red states.

/seriously, be safe and get the fark underground or hold a mattress over your head or do whatever the fark you do in a place where storms knock down buildings
 
2013-05-19 06:42:01 PM  

EmmaLou: I know I'm looking forward to this evening. I live in Lincoln, NE. Every time the sirens go off, puerile in this part of the country wonder why we still live here.


Freud found your slip.
 
2013-05-19 06:42:09 PM  
it sucked.
 
2013-05-19 06:42:24 PM  
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2013-05-19 06:42:28 PM  
Doooooom!!

Or the start of tornado season.

But, mostly doooooooom.

/ last time this happenes the amateur weather spotters actually caused more damage then the twister
 
2013-05-19 06:43:08 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [i40.tinypic.com image 431x300]


Yea, holding on to a leather belt tied to a pipe will stop a full blown twister from sucking you away to Oz.
 
2013-05-19 06:43:11 PM  
Goddamnit.

We have an office in Wichita. Every time they shut down, their traffic gets routed to us.

/Yeah, selfish bastard. Going to hell.
 
2013-05-19 06:43:18 PM  
Any news as to any storms headed towards north central Texas? We've already had one this week and I'm afraid we'll get another
 
2013-05-19 06:43:30 PM  

hitlersbrain: It's not fun loading screaming animals into an underground tornado shelter.


You should try doing it with a girl. On a first date. When there's no storm. They will NOT shut the fark up about it.
 
2013-05-19 06:43:38 PM  
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My street currently after the storm. It's.flooded and a tree is down just down the road.
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This is my poor kitty Hank who rode the storm outside. He's all wet :-(
 
2013-05-19 06:43:43 PM  
Stay safe you middle of amurica farkers.
 
2013-05-19 06:43:48 PM  

iheartscotch: / last time this happenes the amateur weather spotters actually caused more damage then the twister


15 years ago I would have fought you over those words... Now I just nod and go back to looking at GR3
 
2013-05-19 06:43:52 PM  
"Let's move out to the Midwest," the boyfriend says. "Tornadoes aren't that bad," he says.

Yeah. F*ck that noise.
 
2013-05-19 06:44:48 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: The lineman for the county is going to very, very busy driving the main road searching for another overload.


topnews.in

What a Wichita lineman might look like
 
2013-05-19 06:45:05 PM  
CNN is very somber. They must be getting a lot of ratings right now.
 
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