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(Opposing Views)   Having to calm down the teller is sign No. 1 that your bank robbery is going badly   (opposingviews.com) divider line 19
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2013-05-19 06:51:11 PM  
She's lucky he's a liar or she would have killed everyone.
 
2013-05-19 08:02:35 PM  
she ran screaming and hid for cover under a desk on the other end of the back.

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/he's just as confused about the voting
 
2013-05-19 09:59:00 PM  
SHHHH. if Starsky catches us, I'll have to do a 70's ghetto dragon impression.


/ I just had a mental picture of that and decided I need help
 
2013-05-19 10:00:24 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: SHHHH. if Starsky catches us, I'll have to do a 70's ghetto dragon impression.


/ I just had a mental picture of that and decided I need help


P.S. Don't judge me.
 
2013-05-19 10:22:05 PM  

SpikeStrip: if you're gonna rob a bank, don't teller


Aaaaand we're done here.
 
2013-05-19 11:20:24 PM  

cman: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x793]


CRAP wrong thread
 
2013-05-20 02:02:30 AM  
I have a gub....
 
2013-05-20 02:29:18 AM  
I guess there wasn't some Kharmic-Chi love thing happening there baby or what.
 
2013-05-20 02:43:30 AM  
Why the f--- is this a contest thread?
 
2013-05-20 02:52:50 AM  
The note, scribbled in black marker, read: "I have a gun and will use it. You have 5 seconds to hand over 100s, 50s, 20s before people start getting hurt."

Well no wonder she started panicking. 5 seconds? That's not enough time to gather up all the 100s, 50s, and 20s.
 
2013-05-20 03:01:01 AM  
What's the voting for? Vote on someone's best robbery attempt story?!
 
2013-05-20 03:26:41 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: What's the voting for? Vote on someone's best robbery attempt story?!


I have three, all from when I was a bank teller. First time it was a guy with a stained note, badly written, asking for all my money or his friend in the car would come in and kill me. They caught him that same day. Second and third times were the next Summer, 6 weeks apart. Different guy from the first, but he committed both the second and third. Places a Priority Mail box with a typed note attached on my window. He rode a bicycle to and from the robbery. He wore a helmet, wraparound sunglasses, a white polo, and held a camo rag over his face. The note said the box was a bomb that would detonate if he did not get my money.

The second time rattled me a little bit. The third time basically changed my life for the worse. Not many days go by that I don't wish I had chased after him that third time, because he was clearly targeting my bank and likely me. That feeling of not knowing if he was still targeting me, after me, out there somewhere, it has never completely left me. I don't know that it ever will.

It took me about a decade but I finally saw a doctor for the OCD, depression, and anxiety that built over that time. I was diagnosed with PTSD. I take pills now that have taken away all of those symptoms. I sleep better. I even have lost a little weight. I am happy. I struggle now with knowing that he did all of that to me and I can never, ever square things with that son of a biatch; with any luck I will someday just be able to move on. Just writing all of this has brought on a headache. I don't know what else to say really, at times I wish cancer or worse on him but really I don't want to be like that. I am trying.
 
2013-05-20 05:20:23 AM  
Looking directly into the security camera like you're at the Sear's portrait studio on your way out is sign #2

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2013-05-20 06:10:37 AM  
Having to rob a bank is sign No. 1 that your life is going badly.
 
2013-05-20 06:45:18 AM  
This thread makes no sense. What are we voting for?
 
2013-05-20 06:50:12 AM  

Albert911emt: This thread makes no sense. What are we voting for?


For me! I shall lead us into a new dawn of Fark all.
 
2013-05-20 07:25:51 AM  

flamingboard: Albert911emt: This thread makes no sense. What are we voting for?

For me! I shall lead us into a new dawn of Fark all.


No!  Vote for me!  Abortions for everyone!
 
2013-05-20 08:31:42 AM  
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What a hot teller may look like.

This time with vote whoring enabled
 
2013-05-20 08:33:01 AM  

SpdrJay: I have a gub....


They can have my gub when they can pry it from my cold deab fingers...
 
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