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2013-05-19 04:03:27 PM
Use Twitter and your soul is damned, according to Abdul Latif Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh, the senior religious authority in Saudi Arabia.

 . . . .

Al-Sudais has previously been criticized for anti-Semitic comments, including praying for God to "terminate" all Jews.


Yeah, about that whole "damned soul" stuff . . . . .
 
2013-05-19 07:22:15 PM
Don't you have to have a brain to get to the afterlife?
 
2013-05-19 07:22:34 PM
Because one should always heed the demands of an old man who wipes his ass with his bare hands.
 
2013-05-19 07:24:59 PM
They sure seem to have no problem making deals with "soulless" Twitter-using Americans that buy their oil.
 
2013-05-19 07:28:32 PM
Do you mean 'whereas', subby?
 
2013-05-19 07:33:16 PM
His full title is Grand Mufti and General President for Scientific Researches and Fatwa, a position he has held since 1999.

Haha, what a backwards shiathole. I'm glad we don't have religious farkheads unable to grasp science on our political boards that deal with issues of science. That'd be the day.
 
2013-05-19 07:33:54 PM
Use Twitter and your soul is damned, according to Abdul Latif Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh, the senior religious authority in Saudi Arabia.


I see what you did there Saudi
 
2013-05-19 07:36:16 PM

God-is-a-Taco: His full title is Grand Mufti and General President for Scientific Researches and Fatwa, a position he has held since 1999.

Haha, what a backwards shiathole. I'm glad we don't have religious farkheads unable to grasp science on our political boards that deal with issues of science. That'd be the day.


Hey! :)
 
2013-05-19 07:43:57 PM

God-is-a-Taco: His full title is Grand Mufti and General President for Scientific Researches and Fatwa, a position he has held since 1999.

Haha, what a backwards shiathole. I'm glad we don't have religious farkheads unable to grasp science on our political boards that deal with issues of science. That'd be the day.


talkingpointsmemo.com

How you doin'?
 
2013-05-19 07:48:55 PM

God-is-a-Taco: His full title is Grand Mufti and General President for Scientific Researches and Fatwa, a position he has held since 1999.

Haha, what a backwards shiathole. I'm glad we don't have religious farkheads unable to grasp science on our political boards that deal with issues of science. That'd be the day.


I think we all see what you did there.
 
2013-05-19 07:50:48 PM

God-is-a-Taco: His full title is Grand Mufti and General President for Scientific Researches and Fatwa, a position he has held since 1999.

Haha, what a backwards shiathole. I'm glad we don't have religious farkheads unable to grasp science on our political boards that deal with issues of science. That'd be the day.


I know, that would be crazy if something like that could happen in a country like America.

thelastofthemillenniums.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-19 07:52:58 PM
If you are in power and your subjects do something you don't like, all you need to say is that your deity doesn't like it.

And the silly sheep go along with it because they want to keep on the good side of "the big guy" and go to heaven when they die.

Religion is very useful to totalitarian governments (and those that aspire to be dictators e.g. Dominionists)
 
2013-05-19 07:54:18 PM
Twitter is retarded.
 
2013-05-19 07:59:13 PM
That's it, book it, done.  Paul Broun's new, official title is "Grand Mufti and General President for Scientific Researches and Fatwa".  But that's not in any way related to sharia law, which is probably illegal in Georgia.
 
2013-05-19 08:00:17 PM
Maybe that's true, but the 7th circle is reserved for people who post bullshiat feelgood philosophy as photos on Google+.
 
2013-05-19 08:00:37 PM
Fatwa is coming out?
 
2013-05-19 08:14:36 PM
"Al-Sudais has previously been criticized for anti-Semitic comments, including praying for God to "terminate" all Jews. "

Was that one of his tweets?
 
2013-05-19 08:14:47 PM
Expect lots of tweets commenting on the unexpected heat of hellfire.
 
2013-05-19 08:20:28 PM
*clicks on link*

www.mylionking.com
 
2013-05-19 08:32:18 PM
I don't tweet or FB and don't rely on others for information so getting a kick, etc.

/idiots
 
2013-05-19 08:34:05 PM
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Wasn't it clever of the rich folks to make gay rights the end-all be-all apex of leftism. Sure helps keep their wealth from being taxed and helps keep a lot of the populace desperate and scared of their personal economic situation, what with the supposed "Left" in america being obsessed with gay rights and not, say, progressive taxation, workers rights, universal healtcare, social safety net etc.

Aint America great!?

/jam it up your a$$ and twist it, cons and libs.
 
2013-05-19 08:36:42 PM
Such a blatant abuse of religious authority to maintain political power. I'd hope that even the most indoctrinated fundamentalist could see through it.
 
2013-05-19 08:41:58 PM

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Wasn't it clever of the rich folks to make gay rights the end-all be-all apex of leftism. Sure helps keep their wealth from being taxed and helps keep a lot of the populace desperate and scared of their personal economic situation, what with the supposed "Left" in america being obsessed with gay rights and not, say, progressive taxation, workers rights, universal healtcare, social safety net etc.

Aint America great!?

/jam it up your a$$ and twist it, cons and libs.


The important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to straw men from BOTH sides.
 
2013-05-19 08:56:58 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: The important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to straw men from BOTH sides.


There aren't two sides, dumbass, that was his point. Obama pushed forward every single one of Bush's most odious policies - warrant-less wiretapping, Guantanamo Bay Prison, the RIAA/MPAA with uncontested ownership of all media, endless war in Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Egypt with backing to the Muslim Brotherhood. Obama is Bush's 4th term, and once elected, the 'progressives' started parroting his party line almost immediately - almost to the day. "Suburban liberals" are now Bush conservatives, and that transition went smoothly, without much complaint. Just don't think you are anything other than a mindless flag-follower.
 
2013-05-19 09:19:26 PM

EyeHateOnlineIdiots: Wasn't it clever of the rich folks to make gay rights the end-all be-all apex of leftism. Sure helps keep their wealth from being taxed and helps keep a lot of the populace desperate and scared of their personal economic situation, what with the supposed "Left" in america being obsessed with gay rights and not, say, progressive taxation, workers rights, universal healtcare, social safety net etc.


Yeah, 'cause liberals never, ever talk about progressive taxation, workers rights, universal healthcare, or a social safety net.  It's always gay rights, all the time.
 
2013-05-19 09:20:44 PM
What would really be funny is if: he tweeted that
 
2013-05-19 09:23:46 PM
On 4chan /int/ such people are referred to as "sandn*ggers".
 
2013-05-19 09:28:46 PM
Translation: The folks who make their living by convincing dupes to turn off their brains and let them (the clerics) do all the thinking for them - those folks are afraid of social media.

Not just Muslims, there are plenty of "Xtian" con men out there pushing the same crap.

Forget worrying about computers - the real 'Matrix' problem is these @$$holes who can contribute nothing, but still manage to amass some measure of power, wealth, and influence by duping the gullible and using them as disposable batteries in their power packs.
 
2013-05-19 09:36:54 PM
That's funny, Twitter does feel a bit like a ring of hell in itself. You can't really do anything with it, and if you wanted to use it to keep track of interesting things going on with various people it's just a flood of pointless meanderings.
 
2013-05-19 09:44:45 PM

Kevin72: On 4chan /int/ such people are referred to as "sandn*ggers".


That term is older than the internet
 
2013-05-19 09:44:57 PM
NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM TWITTER
 
2013-05-19 09:53:52 PM

AbbeySomeone: D_Evans45: Ill be Darneshia until I get bored of her, then Ill be Deyontré Evans lll who questions the constitutionality of domestic violence incarceration, or Devontay Wallace-Evans who is a direct descendent of Amistad or something equally ridiculous.

wHOA! i might need to conversate with you.



Holla at ya boy, shawty, yaw mean?

/sorry ill stop
 
2013-05-19 09:54:46 PM
I regret nothing.
 
2013-05-19 10:05:09 PM
Puppets of the dictatorship that thinks its God's gift to Islam. They get paid to say outrageous shiat so that people won't focus on their political masters. Classic misdirection.
 
2013-05-19 10:05:59 PM

moothemagiccow: NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM TWITTER


You don't follow Hacksaw Jim Duggat
 
2013-05-19 10:08:20 PM
Abdul Latif Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh

The Mufti so nice, we named him twice.

/before he cut our heads off
 
2013-05-19 10:11:44 PM
Where eternal damnation for gays never made sense, Twitter users going to hell is perfectly reasonable


Why not both?
 
2013-05-19 10:13:08 PM
Twitter has been the number 1 tool of popular uprisings wanting to remove their shackles and oust their tyrants in the Middle-East, so of course those who support those dictatorships are trying to silence them.
 
2013-05-19 10:45:55 PM

SpdrJay: Where eternal damnation for gays never made sense, Twitter users going to hell is perfectly reasonable


Why not both?


Because one group is a bunch of pillow biting butt pirates and the other group is just gay.
 
2013-05-19 11:03:47 PM
Where this headline never made much sense, yeah that's about all that is needed
 
2013-05-19 11:06:23 PM

TV's Vinnie: Because one should always heed the demands of an old man who wipes his ass with his bare hands.


And water.  But coming from someone who actually thinks dry paper cleanses, I can't mark off too many points due to sympathy.
 
2013-05-20 12:19:17 AM

sethstorm: They sure seem to have no problem making deals with "soulless" Twitter-using Americans that buy their oil.


It's because you are paying for their children to go to a private Madrasa.  Everyone knows public Madrasa suck.  And you are just a tool in Mohamed's utility belt to get these kids a better Muslim education.
 
2013-05-20 01:21:41 AM
Saudi Arabia, what a barbaric shiat hole. The only thing keeping them from being like Zimbabwe is their oil. And, if they ran out of oil, they would devolve and become like Zimbabwe in less than two years because they have no true friends (and the farktards don't deserve any). In fact, if we ever developed a realistic replacement for oil, the whole Middle East would go crashing back the the 12th century at warp speed (and few, if any, would even care).

/go be fat primitive somewhere else
 
2013-05-20 02:43:59 AM

TV's Vinnie: Because one should always heed the demands of an old man who wipes his ass with his bare hands.


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2013-05-20 03:13:56 AM

traylor: Fatwa is coming out?


You missed the obvious: Okay, shiate is coming out.
 
2013-05-20 06:57:54 AM

Abacus9: traylor: Fatwa is coming out?

You missed the obvious: Okay, shiate is coming out.


Obviously the slight technical flaw with the joke being that Saudi Arabia is Sunni dominated, not Shi'a.
 
2013-05-20 07:17:45 AM

xria: Abacus9: traylor: Fatwa is coming out?

You missed the obvious: Okay, shiate is coming out.

Obviously the slight technical flaw with the joke being that Saudi Arabia is Sunni dominated, not Shi'a.


Yeah, but it's a pun.
 
2013-05-20 07:31:16 AM
To be fair, Twitter is rather obnoxious.
 
2013-05-20 09:19:56 AM

trappedspirit: TV's Vinnie: Because one should always heed the demands of an old man who wipes his ass with his bare hands.

And water.  But coming from someone who actually thinks dry paper cleanses, I can't mark off too many points due to sympathy.


Or perhaps the dry paper is meant to keep the poop off your hands while you're wiping.

/During Desert Storm, there was an outbreak of dysentery at our little camp due to cooks at the chow hall (being locals) using their bare hands to wipe and putting E-coli all over the food they were serving.
 
2013-05-20 08:59:54 PM

offmymeds: TV's Vinnie: Because one should always heed the demands of an old man who wipes his ass with his bare hands.

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