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(Daily Mail)   Won't share your bottle of soy sauce? That's a stabbin'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-05-19 03:42:04 PM
The problem with this article is that if you use the phrase "He" it becomes very confusing because:

He is the victim and He is the assailant.
 
2013-05-19 03:58:42 PM
John and Dave recommend you stay away from the soy sauce.
 
2013-05-19 04:29:06 PM
Looks like someone got a little...saucy.


Yeee...  etc.

/Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise.
 
2013-05-19 04:38:08 PM
No soy marinero, soy capitán!

/¿qué?
 
2013-05-19 04:53:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: No soy marinero, soy capitán!

/¿qué?


Para bailar la bamba
 
2013-05-19 05:28:29 PM

kronicfeld: John and Dave recommend you stay away from the soy sauce.


www.standbyformindcontrol.com
 
2013-05-19 05:29:11 PM
Twice in a row?
 
2013-05-19 05:33:20 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Looks like someone got a little...saucy.


Yeee...  etc.

/Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise.


You ate yours, this bottle of soy sauce is mine!
 
2013-05-19 05:33:40 PM
I'm going to go with "he was bullied and finally lashed out against his soy sauce tormentors".
 
2013-05-19 05:37:15 PM
Gonna stab a biatch for some Kikkoman.
 
2013-05-19 05:50:33 PM
Further investigation shows that He has defiled countless cokes throughout his life.


Fark yeah, third time I've had a thread to make that tired joke in
 
2013-05-19 05:53:20 PM
 
2013-05-19 05:54:21 PM
Gee if he had a gun, he'd probably go Virginia Tech.
 
2013-05-19 05:55:46 PM
thebrightsideforums.com
 
2013-05-19 06:09:04 PM
"My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story."

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-05-19 06:16:34 PM
TFA " because his target had insulted his mum."

WTF? He's Chinese, he should be used to all that. What a pussy.

One of the first insults out of a Chinese persons mouth is "fark your mother's coont."
 
Skr
2013-05-19 06:24:57 PM

fusillade762: kronicfeld: John and Dave recommend you stay away from the soy sauce.

[www.standbyformindcontrol.com image 500x300]


www.wearysloth.com

Always shares
 
2013-05-19 06:34:13 PM
I guess that trouble had been fermenting for a while.
 
2013-05-19 06:39:17 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: The problem with this article is that if you use the phrase "He" it becomes very confusing because:

He is the victim and He is the assailant.

Shocked eye-witnesses heard He tell his victim to 'wait where he was' before he ran off upstairs


I got confused!
 
2013-05-19 06:50:39 PM
That must have been some damned good soy sauce.
 
2013-05-19 06:51:20 PM

hackhix: Because People in power are Stupid: The problem with this article is that if you use the phrase "He" it becomes very confusing because:

He is the victim and He is the assailant.

Shocked eye-witnesses heard He tell his victim to 'wait where he was' before he ran off upstairs


I got confused!


Could be worst. He could've been a She.
 
2013-05-19 06:59:04 PM
Never get between an Asian man and soy sauce. Almost as bad as taking fried chicken, grape soda, watermelon, ribs, etc away from a black man
 
2013-05-19 07:17:32 PM

SuperNinjaToad: hackhix: Because People in power are Stupid: The problem with this article is that if you use the phrase "He" it becomes very confusing because:

He is the victim and He is the assailant.

Shocked eye-witnesses heard He tell his victim to 'wait where he was' before he ran off upstairs


I got confused!

Could be worst. He could've been a She.




Shocked eye-witnesses heard she tell his victim to 'wait where she was' before she ran off upstairs ?
 
2013-05-19 07:26:54 PM

kronicfeld: John and Dave recommend you stay away from the soy sauce.



"Fu*k that. Fu*k that idea like the fu*king Captain of the Thai Fu*k Team fu*king at the fu*king Tour de Fu*k."

One of the best reads in years.
 
2013-05-19 08:18:51 PM

Skr: fusillade762: kronicfeld: John and Dave recommend you stay away from the soy sauce.

[www.standbyformindcontrol.com image 500x300]

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Always shares


I just put that movie on my Netflix instant queue. Look what Netflix thinks is "like" JDatE:

i44.tinypic.com

ROFL.
 
2013-05-19 09:00:38 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

"I'll get that spot out..."

/obscure?
 
2013-05-19 09:09:01 PM
Mrs. Meers!
 
2013-05-19 09:57:36 PM

hackhix: SuperNinjaToad: hackhix: Because People in power are Stupid: The problem with this article is that if you use the phrase "He" it becomes very confusing because:

He is the victim and He is the assailant.

Shocked eye-witnesses heard He tell his victim to 'wait where he was' before he ran off upstairs


I got confused!

Could be worst. He could've been a She.

Shocked eye-witnesses heard she tell his victim to 'wait where she was' before she ran off upstairs ?


Exactly! Grammar Nazis would've had their head explode trying to figure out this connundrum if they DNRTFA
 
2013-05-19 10:30:54 PM

WilliamLeeTwitch: Never get between an Asian man and soy sauce. Almost as bad as taking fried chicken, grape soda, watermelon, ribs, etc away from a black man


Dats Wacist...
 
2013-05-19 11:12:49 PM

fusillade762: Skr: fusillade762: kronicfeld: John and Dave recommend you stay away from the soy sauce.

[www.standbyformindcontrol.com image 500x300]

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Always shares

I just put that movie on my Netflix instant queue. Look what Netflix thinks is "like" JDatE:



ROFL.


The only things that are remotely like JDatE are King's The Talisman and Palahniuk's Lullaby.
 
2013-05-20 12:04:57 AM
To be fair, some soy sauces are worth stabbing over.
 
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