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(Daily Mail)   How does a disabled killer whale survive in the wild? With the help of his family   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
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2013-05-19 01:58:15 PM
9 votes:
I get SSSQQQQEEEEEEEEE with a little from my kkkkkkkkkeeeeooooo.
2013-05-19 01:41:02 PM
6 votes:
In a whalechair?
2013-05-19 02:52:57 PM
4 votes:
I blame 0rcabama.
2013-05-19 05:36:04 PM
1 votes:

Demonsdemon: "It shows these mammals are not really just ruthless killing machines but they also have complex, caring social-structures in which they and care for their own disabled members.'"

I overheard something saying the exact same thing during my most recent abduction by Aliens! Wow, Killer whales are ALOT like us.

"Killer whales are known to hunt and kill larger whale species - but sometimes only eat the tongue, research has shown."

They are us! (Think sharks' fin soup.) Seriously, they eat seals, dolphins, and other whales but not humans...there is something fishy going on!


We were both genetically engineered from the same contradictory asshole aquatic ape species.
2013-05-19 03:48:39 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Outrageous Muff: With a hoverround provided by Medicare.

How else can he get to the anti-socialism teabagger rallies?


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2013-05-19 03:39:50 PM
1 votes:

Outrageous Muff: With a hoverround provided by Medicare.


How else can he get to the anti-socialism teabagger rallies?
2013-05-19 03:18:40 PM
1 votes:

Beerguy: So, I guess Rush Limbaugh would say that the disable whale should be left to die instead of the whale's society sharing their hard earned food.


Not at all. The whales show that government intervention is unnecessary, and that families can take care of each other without 0bongo's help.
2013-05-19 03:11:55 PM
1 votes:
So, I guess Rush Limbaugh would say that the disable whale should be left to die instead of the whale's society sharing their hard earned food.

/Amidointhisright?
2013-05-19 03:06:20 PM
1 votes:

whither_apophis: I get SSSQQQQEEEEEEEEE with a little from my kkkkkkkkkeeeeooooo.


Hysterical.

I was going to go with "I get by with a little help from my fins," clearly the better joke.
2013-05-19 02:45:17 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: There was a crow with a massive head tumour who was barely able to fly or walk straight at one place I lived. The other crows would bring it food and groom it. He'd sit on the front lawn making a funny noise while another crow was always next to him.


It's depressing how the wildlife is adopting our welfare state.  A healthy ecosystem is better patterned after an industrial slaughter house since death is how life is fed.
2013-05-19 01:37:44 PM
1 votes:
"A disabled killer whale that is missing two finds is able to survive in the wild with the help of its family, who hunt food its food."


It's great to see that the Daily Mail is sticking to its standards of journalism.   I'm just surprised they forgot to include an apostrophe in "its."
 
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