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(Fox Sports)   College football cornerback arrested for robbery at gunpoint and took...a) lots of money...b) food...or c) a bong   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Akron, college football, cornerback, University of Akron, robbery  
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1094 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 May 2013 at 1:41 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-19 02:02:30 PM  
Subby fails for not baiting Bucknuts with "Ohio" in the headline.
2013-05-19 03:26:27 PM  
He was arrested at gunpoint for robbery, and then the cops took his bong?
2013-05-19 04:10:16 PM  
How do you stop a bad guy with a bong?
2013-05-19 04:59:16 PM  
1.) A $447 bong?
2.) Akron makes it into the Fulmer Cup?

Damn, what an age we live in.
2013-05-19 05:03:57 PM  

lacrossestar83: How do you stop a bad guy with a bong?

A good guy with a bigger bong, obviously.

/ or possibly a Vaporizer
2013-05-19 06:47:56 PM  
Opened article and surprised this isn't about Cliff Harris.

/Seriously... From All American first team to no team because he can't put the pipe down. WTF...
2013-05-19 07:39:19 PM  
Was it Billy Bong Thornton? Or Bong, James Bong?

/possibly Wesley Pipes
2013-05-20 07:16:51 AM  
D.) Aderol. Its all the rage right now with corners.
2013-05-20 07:19:43 AM  

Sliding Carp: 1.) A $447 bong?
2.) Akron makes it into the Fulmer Cup?

Damn, what an age we live in.

Preach on brother,

I had killer bongs and none cost more than $30.
/ had to smoke them while walking to school in the snow, uphill, both ways.
2013-05-20 07:29:52 AM  
As a Duck fan, I expect this guy to be transferring to Eugene this summer.
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