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(Daily Mail)   Soldier returns from deployment and learns that half of his family is missing   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-05-19 01:24:11 PM  
2 votes:
Great. Goes away and leaves a wife who is chill and likes to eat, meaning she is more likely to cook for you and doesn't harp on what you eat. Come back to find a woman who now counts every calorie, is obsessed with exercise and gives you the hairy eyeball over what you eat and why you are not exercising as much as she is. Good-bye burgers and fries and hello to rice cakes and baked, flavorless chicken. YEAH!
2013-05-19 01:15:37 PM  
2 votes:
Here weight loss secret....  Lots and lots of marathon sex.
2013-05-19 01:41:16 PM  
1 vote:

Alonjar: [img594.imageshack.us image 632x420]

The two fatties in the background looking all depressed really make the article epic.


I'm sure his first thought was "Jesus  Effin Christ... she's fatter than when I left... and I didn't think that was possible." Then realized neither of them was her.

Then the other two military husbands on the plane said "Jesus  Effin Christ... she's fatter than when I left... and I didn't think that was possible."
2013-05-19 01:40:02 PM  
1 vote:

zamboni: IAmRight: Someone who is far more cynical than me might come up with a reason she might've started getting attractive while her husband was gone for several months...

... and I might just be that person. I wonder which one she was up to.


Jody called.
2013-05-19 01:37:05 PM  
1 vote:
The weight was just one of a host of surprises Misty had waiting for him.

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2013-05-19 01:32:16 PM  
1 vote:
What if he likes fat chicks?
2013-05-19 01:31:16 PM  
1 vote:

FourPetesake: their kid is named Nevhah?  I've seen Nevaeh, which is heaven backwards and is stupid all on its own, but these people went above and beyond creating a stupid name.


Nevhah, as in, "you ain't nevhah havin' sex again, pal."
2013-05-19 01:28:45 PM  
1 vote:
Neva, Neva, Neva gonna work here...
2013-05-19 01:13:49 PM  
1 vote:
img594.imageshack.us

The two fatties in the background looking all depressed really make the article epic.
 
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