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(Daily Mail)   Soldier returns from deployment and learns that half of his family is missing   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2013-05-19 01:56:22 PM
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Fark_Guy_Rob: The weight is kind of a big deal; but she also BOUGHT A FRIGGIN HOUSE.

I love my wife and all....but I would be pissed off beyond belief if I learned she'd bought a house without consulting me.  I'd like to believe that she's got a well paying career and is rational about how much they can afford and knew what type of location he would be interested in, and was intimately familiar with the home-purchasing process, ensured there were no loose ends with the paper work or legal crap, found the best possible mortgage, put down the optimal amount of money given their situation, got the best possible price for the house, and performed all sorts of due-diligence to ensure no costly surprises down the road when they find out something in the house is broken.

But even if my wife did ALL OF THAT, I'd *still* be a little pissed that I wasn't involved....given that I'll probably be expected to contribute financially to the house for the next 30 years.

Maybe that's what works for this couple, but yeah....it strikes me as awfully fishy.


As does the smell of her bedroom ....

You assume they never spoke about the house purchase, like he was in solitary confinement without outside contact.  I submit that they probably exchanged pictures, google street views, real estate listings and skyped with the realtor during the search and purchase.  The purchase packet and loan papers were probably fedexed back and forth to get signatures....
2013-05-19 01:38:44 PM
3 votes:
The weight is kind of a big deal; but she also BOUGHT A FRIGGIN HOUSE.

I love my wife and all....but I would be pissed off beyond belief if I learned she'd bought a house without consulting me.  I'd like to believe that she's got a well paying career and is rational about how much they can afford and knew what type of location he would be interested in, and was intimately familiar with the home-purchasing process, ensured there were no loose ends with the paper work or legal crap, found the best possible mortgage, put down the optimal amount of money given their situation, got the best possible price for the house, and performed all sorts of due-diligence to ensure no costly surprises down the road when they find out something in the house is broken.

But even if my wife did ALL OF THAT, I'd *still* be a little pissed that I wasn't involved....given that I'll probably be expected to contribute financially to the house for the next 30 years.

Maybe that's what works for this couple, but yeah....it strikes me as awfully fishy.
2013-05-19 04:37:24 PM
1 votes:

IAmRight: Someone who is far more cynical than me might come up with a reason she might've started getting attractive while her husband was gone for several months...


Being a veteran and lived on several bases, I will tell you that cynacism is not needed. It is just the way it is. Guys go on deployment, the parade of guys to the gashes of their wives starts forming before the wheels are up.
2013-05-19 02:15:47 PM
1 votes:

Teknowaffle: She doesn't really look like she had 150lbs to lose.


no way she was 300 in that before pic unless they are both well over 6'0
2013-05-19 01:32:16 PM
1 votes:
What if he likes fat chicks?
2013-05-19 01:31:16 PM
1 votes:

FourPetesake: their kid is named Nevhah?  I've seen Nevaeh, which is heaven backwards and is stupid all on its own, but these people went above and beyond creating a stupid name.


Nevhah, as in, "you ain't nevhah havin' sex again, pal."
2013-05-19 01:27:42 PM
1 votes:
their kid is named Nevhah?  I've seen Nevaeh, which is heaven backwards and is stupid all on its own, but these people went above and beyond creating a stupid name.
2013-05-19 01:24:11 PM
1 votes:
Great. Goes away and leaves a wife who is chill and likes to eat, meaning she is more likely to cook for you and doesn't harp on what you eat. Come back to find a woman who now counts every calorie, is obsessed with exercise and gives you the hairy eyeball over what you eat and why you are not exercising as much as she is. Good-bye burgers and fries and hello to rice cakes and baked, flavorless chicken. YEAH!
2013-05-19 01:24:05 PM
1 votes:

Alonjar: [img594.imageshack.us image 632x420]

The two fatties in the background looking all depressed really make the article epic.


They're just there to make sure she looks as thin as possible.
2013-05-19 01:23:51 PM
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IAmRight: Someone who is far more cynical than me might come up with a reason she might've started getting attractive while her husband was gone for several months...


Heh, that happened to a friend of mine. His gf started wearing makeup to work whereas before she'd never ever wear makeup. He said she told him that it boosted her self esteem. I told him dude, she's trying to get the attention of another guy...he didn't believe me til they broke up. He's an idiot.

Waiting for the follow up where she reveals she's pregnant with some other guy's kid, divorces him and takes everything leaving him homeless then he kills himself.
2013-05-19 01:18:45 PM
1 votes:
Good headline submitter.
2013-05-19 01:15:37 PM
1 votes:
Here weight loss secret....  Lots and lots of marathon sex.
2013-05-19 01:09:18 PM
1 votes:
Someone who is far more cynical than me might come up with a reason she might've started getting attractive while her husband was gone for several months...
 
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