Fark_Guy_Rob: The weight is kind of a big deal; but she also BOUGHT A FRIGGIN HOUSE.I love my wife and all....but I would be pissed off beyond belief if I learned she'd bought a house without consulting me. I'd like to believe that she's got a well paying career and is rational about how much they can afford and knew what type of location he would be interested in, and was intimately familiar with the home-purchasing process, ensured there were no loose ends with the paper work or legal crap, found the best possible mortgage, put down the optimal amount of money given their situation, got the best possible price for the house, and performed all sorts of due-diligence to ensure no costly surprises down the road when they find out something in the house is broken.But even if my wife did ALL OF THAT, I'd *still* be a little pissed that I wasn't involved....given that I'll probably be expected to contribute financially to the house for the next 30 years.Maybe that's what works for this couple, but yeah....it strikes me as awfully fishy.
IAmRight: Someone who is far more cynical than me might come up with a reason she might've started getting attractive while her husband was gone for several months...
Teknowaffle: She doesn't really look like she had 150lbs to lose.
FourPetesake: their kid is named Nevhah? I've seen Nevaeh, which is heaven backwards and is stupid all on its own, but these people went above and beyond creating a stupid name.
Alonjar: [img594.imageshack.us image 632x420]The two fatties in the background looking all depressed really make the article epic.
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