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(Sports Illustrated)   Hey Dwyane Wade, my name is Nicole and my senior prom is coming up. Since you're my favorite basketball player, I was wondering: Will you go to the prom with me?"   (nba.si.com) divider line 43
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2013-05-19 09:13:32 AM
Thank you dear lady for being my mom
you did all my homework you took me to prom
and I was the only guy who got lucky that night.
 
2013-05-19 10:11:56 AM
Tip of the hat to you Mr. Wade.
 
2013-05-19 11:04:58 AM
He can give her chlamydia.
 
2013-05-19 11:07:52 AM
Now she's gone black....
 
2013-05-19 11:16:10 AM
Huh... she's actually smoking hot, too. Good for him.
 
2013-05-19 11:27:09 AM

Rodeodoc: Now she's gone black....


She'll be a single mom?
 
2013-05-19 11:31:31 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Rodeodoc: Now she's gone black....

She'll be a single mom?


www.faniq.com
 
2013-05-19 11:49:10 AM
And dance and dance and dance?
 
2013-05-19 11:57:43 AM
If I were him I'd say no. Begging famous people to date you is no way to go through life.
 
2013-05-19 11:59:46 AM
And while they went to prom, Delonte West took her mother out on the town.
 
2013-05-19 12:18:30 PM
Was the guy in the instagram photo her actual date. If he is, damn that was cold of her to say she only didn't have a good date.

/didn't watch video
 
2013-05-19 12:19:08 PM

skrame: Was the guy in the instagram photo her actual date. If he is, damn that was cold of her to say she only didn't have a good date.

/didn't watch video


Pretend I put a ? after the first sentence.
 
2013-05-19 12:30:51 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Huh... she's actually smoking hot, too. Good for him.


Yeah, and I'm sure he would have gone if she was a 300lb Puerto Rican with moustache.

This wasn't an ESPN My Wish piece.
 
2013-05-19 12:41:53 PM
The real prom date must feel about as manly as the guy at the start of this.
 
2013-05-19 12:47:29 PM

cookiefleck: And dance and dance and dance?


I was actually looking for that video the other day and gave up after about 15 minutes because I couldn't figure out the right search terms.
 
2013-05-19 01:12:43 PM
BTW, what kind of terrible person must she be to have Dwyane Wade as her favorite player?
 
2013-05-19 01:33:56 PM

WienerButt: He can give her chlamydia.


I had forgotten about that story.

IAmRight: BTW, what kind of terrible person must she be to have Dwyane Wade as her favorite player?


THIS.  Between the flops, cheap shots, and reliance on superstar calls, there's just no way a decent human being can watch the NBA and find Wade to be his/her favorite player.
 
2013-05-19 01:43:51 PM

IAmRight: BTW, what kind of terrible person must she be to have Dwyane Wade as her favorite player?


I can believe that he's the cutest superstar in the NBA. He's a pretty good-looking guy.

/Kinda funny how he has to crouch to fit in the pictures.
 
2013-05-19 01:59:55 PM
Like he would have gone if she wasn't hot...
 
2013-05-19 02:06:17 PM
This is just as bad as that guy who begged Obama for a sports announcer job on his first day of office.
 
2013-05-19 02:24:32 PM

Doogled: WienerButt: He can give her chlamydia.

I had forgotten about that story.

IAmRight: BTW, what kind of terrible person must she be to have Dwyane Wade as her favorite player?

THIS.  Between the flops, cheap shots, and reliance on superstar calls, there's just no way a decent human being can watch the NBA and find Wade to be his/her favorite player.


She can't get chlamydia if he does her in the butt. At least that's what my priest tells me.
 
2013-05-19 02:58:12 PM
Finally, he'll take it to the hole
 
2013-05-19 03:23:12 PM
Dwayne Wade sucks....enjoy your herpes kid.
 
2013-05-19 04:11:03 PM
So this is the hoops thread the mods decided to put up? They know the WCF starts today, right?
 
2013-05-19 04:18:26 PM

TheJoe03: So this is the hoops thread the mods decided to put up? They know the WCF starts today, right?


You can definitely tell Memphis hasn't played a team that actually forces you to guard the entire floor in the half-court in about a month. I don't think they've actually contested a perimeter attempt by San Antonio yet.

Or alternatively, you can tell Memphis played teams coached by Vinny Del Negro and Scott Brooks before this.
 
2013-05-19 04:21:40 PM

Killer Cars: You can definitely tell Memphis hasn't played a team that actually forces you to guard the entire floor in the half-court in about a month.


Do you think they'll be able to figure the Spurs out in this series?

Killer Cars: Or alternatively, you can tell Memphis played teams coached by Vinny Del Negro and Scott Brooks before this.


LOL
 
2013-05-19 04:25:19 PM
Is she a marine or has she been diagnosed with terminal cancer or something?

Oh wait, she's just the FIRST person who actually considers DWade their favorite player. And she's hot.

Stay classy DWade, Lebron who?
 
2013-05-19 04:29:04 PM

TheJoe03: Do you think they'll be able to figure the Spurs out in this series?


I would think so, if Golden State was able to hold the Spurs under 100pts a few times, Memphis certainly can. But it's hard to change from several weeks of just playing against Chris Paul and Kevin Durant hero ball where you can afford to be a bit lazy with rotations and matchups to what they're facing today.
 
2013-05-19 04:48:25 PM
Highly inappropriate.
 
2013-05-19 05:25:48 PM
I guess she was over 18, nobody told Wade to take a seat right over there when he arrived.
 
2013-05-19 05:36:08 PM

PapaChester: Highly inappropriate.


If I were here Dad..... nothing against Wade but....
 
2013-05-19 06:23:09 PM
"Here's my cell, call me in 15 months"
 
2013-05-19 06:48:53 PM

Super Chronic: The real prom date must feel about as manly as the guy at the start of this.


Seriously. Here he is thinking he might get some after prom and in swoops Dwayne Wade to prom-bomb him.

Is prom-bomb a thing yet? If not I want credit for it.
 
2013-05-19 07:31:57 PM
Another twerp looking to make the news by getting a celebrity date I see.

He obliged her? Swell. Encourages the rest...
 
2013-05-19 07:56:56 PM

BunkyBrewman: Tip of the hat to you Mr. Wade.


Does she have some type of terminal illness, disability, or is she some good hearted but undatable geek? Other than that she is just greedy.
 
2013-05-19 08:48:19 PM
www.morethings.com

Lookin' at the white girl, that's a foul. Speakin' to the white girl, that's a technical foul. Touchin' the white girl... oh-ho-ho-ho-ho... that's a lynchin'!


 
2013-05-19 09:17:57 PM
Is it just me or does that gal look like she's in her 20s?
 
2013-05-19 09:47:14 PM
Dwade always looks like he's chewing something
 
2013-05-19 10:05:50 PM
Amazing how he can go to prom, but if some other random 30 year old did, it'd be not allowed.
 
2013-05-19 11:57:51 PM
JJ Watt fake proposes to a five year old and it's awesome; Dwyane Wade hangs out with a girl at her prom and he's an asshole.  Got it.
 
2013-05-20 12:26:19 AM

logggur: JJ Watt fake proposes to a five year old and it's awesome; Dwyane Wade hangs out with a girl at her prom and he's an asshole.  Got it.


It's because Wade is a notorious asshole.
 
2013-05-20 01:12:54 AM

Doogled: WienerButt: He can give her chlamydia.

I had forgotten about that story.

IAmRight: BTW, what kind of terrible person must she be to have Dwyane Wade as her favorite player?

THIS.  Between the flops, cheap shots, and reliance on superstar calls, there's just no way a decent human being can watch the NBA and find Wade to be his/her favorite player.


There is just no way a decent human being can watch the NBA.

/yeah, I said it.
 
2013-05-20 02:11:20 PM

fatalvenom: Doogled: WienerButt: He can give her chlamydia.

I had forgotten about that story.

IAmRight: BTW, what kind of terrible person must she be to have Dwyane Wade as her favorite player?

THIS.  Between the flops, cheap shots, and reliance on superstar calls, there's just no way a decent human being can watch the NBA and find Wade to be his/her favorite player.

There is just no way a decent human being can watch the NBA.

/yeah, I said it.


Born in Mass and lives in Jupiter, FL... yeah, I don't think you'd know a decent human being if you ran across one :)
 
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