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(Kotaku)   Jesus, it's not every day you see a naked man on a scooter, carrying a large cross   (kotaku.com) divider line 51
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2013-05-19 07:44:01 AM  
There's got to be a better way to get nailed.
 
2013-05-19 10:04:07 AM  
Uncle Ben converting rice
 
2013-05-19 10:22:58 AM  
Down in the hole
Jesus tries to crack a smile
Beneath another shovel load
 
2013-05-19 10:29:03 AM  
Okay, so what the hell is going on there?
 
2013-05-19 10:31:55 AM  
in Beijing's Wangjing area
 
2013-05-19 10:32:25 AM  
Best scavenger hunt ever?
 
2013-05-19 10:33:17 AM  
Everyone has a cross to bear.
 
2013-05-19 10:36:48 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: in Beijing's Wangjing area


Life imitates the Onion...
 
2013-05-19 10:39:28 AM  
And Jesus sayeth.....I can see your house from here.
 
2013-05-19 10:56:04 AM  
Jesus was most likely nude when he was crucified so he got that right.
 
2013-05-19 11:12:36 AM  
That's on a videogame website because...?
 
2013-05-19 11:20:24 AM  
Did he later polish his Bishop?
 
2013-05-19 11:20:30 AM  
Why is the cross so heavy?  Because it's full of pervy
 
2013-05-19 11:24:32 AM  
Delivering your martyrdom in 30 minutes or less!
 
2013-05-19 11:26:09 AM  
Speak for yourself subby.
 
2013-05-19 11:34:36 AM  

""Every time I finish a run, I always check online to see what people online are saying about me," said Li. "The internet creates such a wonderful way to interact, and I really want to see what others think of this thing I'm doing. It makes conversation online.""


看著我,我是的注意力導引頭!

 
2013-05-19 11:50:38 AM  
He's doing some cross training.
 
2013-05-19 12:03:07 PM  

Gergesa: Everyone has a cross to bear.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-19 12:11:48 PM  

Ellimem: That's on a videogame website because...?


From the 'related story' link

http://kotaku.com/its-like-temple-run-but-with-naked-chinese-people -an d-467459025

One Chinese blogger wrote (viaSCMP), "Is this a real-lifeTemple Run?" This, of course, is a reference to the popular smart phone gameTemple Run; in it, an explorer steals an idol from the temple and must outrun the foes in hot pursuit. Guess the treasure here is a blow-up doll?
 
2013-05-19 12:14:18 PM  
There's a Chinese pheasant crossing the street gag in here somewhere...

/Danged if I can find it though...
 
2013-05-19 12:14:50 PM  
Why did they block out most pics of his ass then have one that gives a clear whole view of it?
 
2013-05-19 12:16:55 PM  
I used to see a guy in full Jesus-from-paintings regalia and long hair, lugging his big cross around. I'd say naked on a scooter is a lower difficulty rating.
 
2013-05-19 12:18:54 PM  
 
2013-05-19 12:24:56 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-05-19 12:26:02 PM  

neednap: Ellimem: That's on a videogame website because...?

From the 'related story' link

http://kotaku.com/its-like-temple-run-but-with-naked-chinese-people -an d-467459025

One Chinese blogger wrote (viaSCMP), "Is this a real-lifeTemple Run?" This, of course, is a reference to the popular smart phone gameTemple Run; in it, an explorer steals an idol from the temple and must outrun the foes in hot pursuit. Guess the treasure here is a blow-up doll?


So, that's on a videogame site because...?
 
2013-05-19 12:35:31 PM  

Ellimem: neednap: Ellimem: That's on a videogame website because...?

From the 'related story' link

http://kotaku.com/its-like-temple-run-but-with-naked-chinese-people -an d-467459025

One Chinese blogger wrote (viaSCMP), "Is this a real-lifeTemple Run?" This, of course, is a reference to the popular smart phone gameTemple Run; in it, an explorer steals an idol from the temple and must outrun the foes in hot pursuit. Guess the treasure here is a blow-up doll?

So, that's on a videogame site because...?


Same reason it's on Fark...
 
2013-05-19 12:39:28 PM  

Godscrack: Down in the hole
Jesus tries to crack a smile
Beneath another shovel load


Aw yeah. One of my favorite songs of theirs.
 
2013-05-19 12:39:54 PM  

Ellimem: neednap: Ellimem: That's on a videogame website because...?

From the 'related story' link

http://kotaku.com/its-like-temple-run-but-with-naked-chinese-people -an d-467459025

One Chinese blogger wrote (viaSCMP), "Is this a real-lifeTemple Run?" This, of course, is a reference to the popular smart phone game

Temple Run; in it, an explorer steals an idol from the temple and must outrun the foes in hot pursuit. Guess the treasure here is a blow-up doll?

So, that's on a videogame site because...?


Okay, I admit I don't have a smart phone. All I have are stupid phones. One of them even has a rotary dial. (Yeah, I'm old.) I dunno...do smart phone games not count as video games?

/not smart enough to figure out smart phones...
 
2013-05-19 12:43:31 PM  

Godscrack: Down in the hole
Jesus tries to crack a smile
Beneath another shovel load


I  thought this said "shovelhead."

/That's what he needs -- a Harley Davidson, not that silly scooter! Then it would be performance art!
...Or not...
 
2013-05-19 12:55:29 PM  
Kotaku is a farking joke when it comes to video game journalism.
 
2013-05-19 01:00:50 PM  
Dad?
Come home please.
 
2013-05-19 01:13:19 PM  
It's zany asian Jesus!!
 
2013-05-19 01:16:20 PM  
Hey Kotaku, you might want to look up the difference between a cross and a crucifix. Just sayin'.
 
2013-05-19 01:17:20 PM  
It's nice to see the religious nutters out in numbers today, Stan.

Yes, it is Phil. This is looking to be one of the best turnouts in years for the Annual Naked Stations of the Cross Race.

Yes, it is Stan. And even though it is late for Easter, it's early for Father's Day.

Yest, it is Phil. And this year we have a large contingent of religious nutters from Latin America and the Philippines, Phil. And you know what that means, Phil.

Verily it is so, Stan. Somebody gonna get cruxified.

Yes, it verily so, Phil. But that should be crucified, Phil.

Yes, it should Stan, thanks to your Noah Webster, a Yankee spelling reformer schmuck. But I like my cruxifictions with a Saint Andrew's Cross, Stan, on account of I am part Scottish.


That was another Brantgoose Patent Pending Little Playlet. Brought to you by Brantgoose, who likes to tell weird little stories in his head Rather Than Read The Farking Article (RTRTFA).
 
2013-05-19 01:20:55 PM  
That religious nutter is riding one of those Vespers you hear so much about.
 
2013-05-19 01:24:19 PM  
Someone should stop him and give him the bad news that although his plan is generally good, he is almost two thousand years too late.
 
2013-05-19 01:25:39 PM  
"As Jesus said to me once, Greg, what's your secret? And I said, Jesus--study your notes! Get to class! Shave that beard! You show up to your first day on the job dressed like a hippie, of course they're going to crucify you, I don't care whose son you are . . ." Skippy Dies, Paul Murray
 
2013-05-19 01:25:50 PM  
I knew it was a performance artist all along.

Like all performance art, it's too obvious a big giant "Look at me! I'm doing performance art!"
 
2013-05-19 01:30:17 PM  
i1164.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-19 01:39:33 PM  
Some of those that ride Vespas
are the same that carry crosses
 
2013-05-19 01:46:30 PM  
He gets to be crucified?

Lucky bastard!
 
2013-05-19 01:54:48 PM  
Should have been a pogo stick.
 
2013-05-19 02:00:25 PM  
i295.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-19 02:02:06 PM  
i1211.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-19 02:02:25 PM  

SnarfvsMaximvs: Should have been a pogo stick.



You ever ride a pogo stick naked?  Bad idea, trust me.
 
2013-05-19 02:03:47 PM  

FloydA: SnarfvsMaximvs: Should have been a pogo stick.

You ever ride a pogo stick naked?  Bad idea, trust me.


Better idea:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-19 03:39:01 PM  
Jesus, it's not every day you see a naked man on a scooter, carrying a large cross

Perhaps, but it is every day that I don't want to.
 
2013-05-19 05:38:24 PM  
Video games.
Thanks, Kotaku.
 
2013-05-20 01:36:44 AM  

neednap: There's a Chinese pheasant crossing the street gag in here somewhere...

/Danged if I can find it though...


Why did the Chinese pheasant cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
 
2013-05-20 01:42:40 AM  
Remake of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Music by Nine Inch Nails.
 
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