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(NBC News)   Gate 14....gate 15.....gate 16....gate 17   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 24
    More: Scary, Newark International Airport, WNBC, injuries reported  
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2013-05-19 09:43:27 AM
4 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-19 09:09:13 AM
3 votes:
I believe that this is a photo of the pilot:

projectionsmovieblog.com
2013-05-19 08:57:45 AM
3 votes:
I am serious.
And stop calling me Shirley.
2013-05-19 01:22:07 PM
2 votes:

Xcott: It's US Air.  Maybe the landing gear is managed by their famously reliable computer system.


It's ok, they're on instruments.

alienationmentale.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-19 08:54:26 AM
2 votes:
Did they get the belly gunner out in time?
2013-05-19 08:52:24 AM
2 votes:
That is what happens when you come in too low over Macho Grande.
2013-05-20 03:17:01 AM
1 votes:
immortalmusic.net
2013-05-19 09:08:32 PM
1 votes:
www.surfingtheapocalypse.net
2013-05-19 12:45:57 PM
1 votes:
Stuck on the Tarmac in ATL due to lightning storms before we can disembark, so getting a kick...

/Stewardess? I speak Jive!
2013-05-19 10:25:58 AM
1 votes:
How much time does a flight from Philadelphia to Newark, about 90 miles, save you anyways? I mean by the time it takes to get to the airport (transportation?), go though TSA bullshiat, board, the actual flight time, landing procedures, disembark, retrieve any kind of baggage then deal with transportation to your final destination.

/oblig Airplane quote:

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.

[Later]

Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
2013-05-19 10:24:50 AM
1 votes:
"Okay, boys, let's get some pictures."
i44.tinypic.com
2013-05-19 10:07:10 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: [i1134.photobucket.com image 750x600]


How dare you post a picture of me without permission?  Reported.
2013-05-19 10:04:32 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how many passengers evacuated before being evacuated.
2013-05-19 09:41:14 AM
1 votes:
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash
2013-05-19 09:33:36 AM
1 votes:
Nice beaver!
2013-05-19 09:21:11 AM
1 votes:
cache.gawkerassets.com
2013-05-19 09:16:55 AM
1 votes:
I just want you to know we're all counting on you!
2013-05-19 09:03:05 AM
1 votes:

LonMead: heavymetal: That is what happens when you come in too low over Macho Grande.

Over Macho Grande?


No, I don't think he'll ever be over Macho Grande.
2013-05-19 08:55:43 AM
1 votes:

Warthog: I love that the guy posed with his plane after the landing.  Like a boss.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x635]


That woman looks like she came on the plane.
2013-05-19 08:48:00 AM
1 votes:
I love that the guy posed with his plane after the landing.  Like a boss.

farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-05-19 08:45:13 AM
1 votes:
Picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.
2013-05-19 08:44:40 AM
1 votes:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
2013-05-19 08:43:59 AM
1 votes:

Sinclair.laker: Subby could have selected the "ironic" tag, considering the news clip was sponsored by Delta Airlines...

/just sayin...


Shirley ,  you jest
2013-05-19 07:38:23 AM
1 votes:
Subby could have selected the "ironic" tag, considering the news clip was sponsored by Delta Airlines...

/just sayin...
 
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