spicorama: I've said it before but after say 75 or so they should require yearly tests (practical tests that measure vision and reflexes).
felching pen: That's it. I'm not going to any parades. Not in Virginia, not in New Orleans... they're just disaster magnets.
kittymewmewmew: Yup. Thought they were superficial as in fake, didn't realize that term existed for surface only injury.I was picturing people faking to faint or fall over like some dash cam.(English isn't my first language)
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