Kenny B: Vienna Sausagefest.
WhippingBoy: So how exactly is this different from a typical Fark party?
libranoelrose: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I'm 6'4" yet somehow got robbed genetically. I blame my Irish ancestors.On the plus side, I'm an alcoholic.It's OK, I hear the Irish women are sluts to make up for it.
jehovahs witness protection: The small penis guys are always the biggest dicks.
Smackledorfer: Lidocaine: sethen320: cygnusx13: sethen320: Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.50 bucks says you're a trolling douchebag.Waaah. Someone made a joke about your beloved gun buddies. Maybe YOU should enter the contest.No, I don't care about the NRA or whatever...just wish we could keep the gun and politics thread a bit separated. It's obvious what the douche was trying to do, he wants to argue...about something which has nothing to do with this story. If that's not trolling then what is?Thank you! I am getting so sick of every single thread getting turned into a pro/anti [obama, guns, terrorists, bronies] flamewar. It's very tiring. If I wanted to read a political debate, I'd click on political stories. But no, douchebags have to go trolling and bringing up off-topic subjects and hijack the whole discussion about penises and whatnot...It is perfectly on topic to bring up firearms and big cars, or any other small-dick related purchase/hobby.
Grumpy Cat: FARK rebel soldier: Bar will host "Smallest Penis Contest" ... and since it will be held in New York, competition is expected to be stiffIs this a Jewish joke?It shouldn't be. Most Jews I've been with have been bigger-than-average./except for one Israeli
Sultan Of Herf: Im betting its going to be a bunch of hung guys walking up, showing their junk, and saying "ooops, I lost"...then trying to pick up chicks.
RogermcAllen: WhippingBoy: So how exactly is this different from a typical Fark party?In this contest wet underwear is provided. At most Fark parties the attendees are required moisten their own underwear.
Indolent: Impromptu Fark party?
wildcardjack: Indians (slurpee, not casino) are more likely to win.BBC report "Condoms 'too big' for Indian men"Or maybe it'll go to some fat bastard with huge crotch fat. Most men could add an extra usable inch by losing weight.
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I'm 6'4" yet somehow got robbed genetically. I blame my Irish ancestors.On the plus side, I'm an alcoholic.
Miss Stein: A challenger appears....[i759.photobucket.com image 445x327]
Oldiron_79: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I'm 6'4" yet somehow got robbed genetically. I blame my Irish ancestors.On the plus side, I'm an alcoholic.So can I interest you in a new hummer from my dealership?
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