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(Huffington Post)   Bar will host "Smallest Penis Contest" ... and since it will be held in New York, competition is expected to be stiff   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 25
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2013-05-18 03:13:41 PM
4 votes:
The winner will actually probably get laid for his troubles. After all, he'll have the whole self-confidence thing going for him, and farking him means you automatically have a hilarious sex-anecdote. ("Oh yeah? Well  I had this guy once who was so tiny he won a  trophy for it!") Trust me, that guy will be inch-deep in Brooklyn hipster poon for weeks.

It's the guy who finishes second who is going to have to be put on suicide watch.
2013-05-18 03:30:30 PM
3 votes:
The small penis guys are always the biggest dicks.
2013-05-18 08:28:36 PM
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: The small penis guys are always the biggest dicks.


So yours is inverted, I take it.
2013-05-18 08:18:58 PM
2 votes:
Why isn't this in the Politics Tab?  We all know that's the countries most storied and continuous "Smallest Penis Contest" going.
2013-05-18 02:56:17 PM
2 votes:
Hold it in tandem with "Largest Clitoris Contest" and the two winners could have a face off .... so to speak.
2013-05-18 01:51:52 PM
2 votes:
2013-05-19 12:06:22 PM
1 votes:
This thread has been awesome. I am for sure a grower. 7" all the way, MAYBE 2" flaccid. Weird how some stuff works.
2013-05-18 11:53:27 PM
1 votes:

Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.


Nothing says dick like a bowl of hasy generalization and sprinkles of baseless assertion.
2013-05-18 11:45:31 PM
1 votes:
My Thai GF says a small penis shouldn't matter

I still wish she didn't have one
2013-05-18 10:48:22 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: You'd think that a little ice and damn near any man could win this.


I played college basketball. There are some packages that no amount of ice can belittle. I'd rank myself at about average, but holy wow.
2013-05-18 10:45:08 PM
1 votes:

Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.


50 bucks says you're a trolling douchebag.
2013-05-18 10:32:09 PM
1 votes:
The grand prize:

pad1.whstatic.com

We call it a thimble. They call it a penis cozy.
2013-05-18 10:11:50 PM
1 votes:
If I was a car thief I would seriously consider hitting this event.
2013-05-18 09:28:27 PM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I'm 6'4" yet somehow got robbed genetically. I blame my Irish ancestors.

On the plus side, I'm an alcoholic.

It's OK, I hear the Irish women are sluts to make up for it.


Brings a tear to my eye thinkin' of dear old ma
2013-05-18 09:09:21 PM
1 votes:
They also "should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear."

Sounds like cheating to me.

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2013-05-18 09:02:29 PM
1 votes:
I'm 6'4" yet somehow got robbed genetically. I blame my Irish ancestors.

On the plus side, I'm an alcoholic.
2013-05-18 09:00:53 PM
1 votes:

doyner: Why isn't this in the Politics Tab?  We all know that's the countries most storied and continuous "Smallest Penis Contest" going.


Don't worry. Some of the regulars there will show up and mention guns or the NRA, if they haven't already. Some of those guys are incapable of separating guns and penises. Must be sme kind weird fetish.
2013-05-18 08:44:51 PM
1 votes:
The winner just passed me at 50 mph over the limit in a car that cost more than most people's lifetime earnings.  Or was that Karl Rove?
2013-05-18 08:32:42 PM
1 votes:
A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.
2013-05-18 08:31:52 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't having that many Hummers in one location be a parking disaster?
2013-05-18 08:31:30 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-18 08:27:48 PM
1 votes:
Why is there a huge picture of two naked men having sex with apples?!
2013-05-18 08:03:32 PM
1 votes:
Does the winner get a Hummer?
2013-05-18 07:15:28 PM
1 votes:
Another damn thing the Chinese will beat us in.
2013-05-18 03:42:39 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: The small penis guys are always the biggest dicks.


Done!
 
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