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Indolent: Impromptu Fark party?
WhippingBoy: So how exactly is this different from a typical Fark party?
wildcardjack: Indians (slurpee, not casino) are more likely to win.BBC report "Condoms 'too big' for Indian men"Or maybe it'll go to some fat bastard with huge crotch fat. Most men could add an extra usable inch by losing weight.
RogermcAllen: WhippingBoy: So how exactly is this different from a typical Fark party?In this contest wet underwear is provided. At most Fark parties the attendees are required moisten their own underwear.
Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.
mod3072: This is probably the ONLY contest I couldn't win, because I'm so massive and awesome. Seriously, I'm packing at LEAST half a roll of Certs down there. Don't be intimidated ladies, it won't bite!
bring to a festering boil: Hold it in tandem with "Largest Clitoris Contest" and the two winners could have a face off .... so to speak.
BitwiseShift: The winner just passed me at 50 mph over the limit in a car that cost more than most people's lifetime earnings. Or was that Karl Rove?
sethen320: Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.50 bucks says you're a trolling douchebag.
i upped my meds-up yours: I keep reading this as "SmelliestPenis Contest."
symptomoftheuniverse: inch-deep in Brooklyn hipster poon...., Good thing, or bad thing?
Sultan Of Herf: Im betting its going to be a bunch of hung guys walking up, showing their junk, and saying "ooops, I lost"...then trying to pick up chicks.
Langdon_777: I assume we are talking erect members here, ice will not help.
Notabunny: Ok. Sometime in the next 3 minutes I'm either going to listen to resign myself to listening to my frikin' neighbors in their hottub, make a beer run, or tune into teh Livingston Stapler Company. Any suggestions?
HotWingAgenda: The radio show.
HotWingAgenda: BitwiseShift: The winner just passed me at 50 mph over the limit in a car that cost more than most people's lifetime earnings. Or was that Karl Rove?That was the third place guy. The winner just cut me off in his Prius with one of those "coexist" stickers and an equal sign on his rear bumper, then slowed down to 20 under the speed limit just to prove he could control the flow of traffic on the freeway.
pion: I strongly suspect this contest will be won by a man named "Justin."
sethen320: cygnusx13: sethen320: Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.50 bucks says you're a trolling douchebag.Waaah. Someone made a joke about your beloved gun buddies. Maybe YOU should enter the contest.No, I don't care about the NRA or whatever...just wish we could keep the gun and politics thread a bit separated. It's obvious what the douche was trying to do, he wants to argue...about something which has nothing to do with this story. If that's not trolling then what is?
GreenSun: Why is there a huge picture of two naked men having sex with apples?!
johncb76006: So this means that New York is going to be overrun by gold chain wearing Trans Am and Corvette Owners?
Oldiron_79: 220 lbs of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse
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