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2013-05-19 09:00:28 AM
I'm sorry to break your little hearts but the people with the smallest packages are not driving big SUVs with NRA stickers.

They're driving compact hybrids with "Coexist" stickers on them.
 
2013-05-19 09:33:34 AM

Oldiron_79: 220 lbs of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse


U...n...b..e..lievable!!   OHHHH
 
2013-05-19 09:33:52 AM

Lidocaine: Thank you! I am getting so sick of every single thread getting turned into a pro/anti [obama, guns, terrorists, bronies] flamewar.  It's very tiring.  If I wanted to read a political debate, I'd click on political stories.  But no, douchebags have to go trolling and bringing up off-topic subjects and hijack the whole discussion about penises and whatnot...


You sound like derriere-devastated, subhuman pony scum and now I want to argue about. >:(
 
2013-05-19 09:35:16 AM
Those danged in-sourced Indians taking our jerbs and our sex contest trophies.
 
2013-05-19 09:46:57 AM
Bar will host "Smallest Penis Contest" ... and since it will be held in New York, competition is expected to be stiff

Is this a Jewish joke?
 
2013-05-19 09:52:01 AM
Finally, the worm has turned.

/my parents will be so proud
 
2013-05-19 09:54:57 AM
I'd go and watch the contest if I could lay a little poker.  I mean, play, play a little poker.
 
2013-05-19 09:56:53 AM
If you feel the need to tell people you're big, you aren't.

If you know you're big, you don't care to brag about it on the Internet.
 
2013-05-19 10:09:26 AM

FARK rebel soldier: Bar will host "Smallest Penis Contest" ... and since it will be held in New York, competition is expected to be stiff

Is this a Jewish joke?


It shouldn't be. Most Jews I've been with have been bigger-than-average.

/except for one Israeli
 
2013-05-19 10:17:54 AM

Langdon_777: I assume we are talking erect members here, ice will not help.


thats what i was wondering, im a grower probably win limp but loose hard
 
2013-05-19 10:29:37 AM
I rarely get to comment, but this thread was made for me!

olo
 
2013-05-19 10:30:11 AM

Grumpy Cat: FARK rebel soldier: Bar will host "Smallest Penis Contest" ... and since it will be held in New York, competition is expected to be stiff

Is this a Jewish joke?

It shouldn't be. Most Jews I've been with have been bigger-than-average.

/except for one Israeli


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-19 11:10:35 AM

Lidocaine: sethen320: cygnusx13: sethen320: Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.

50 bucks says you're a trolling douchebag.

Waaah. Someone made a joke about your beloved gun buddies. Maybe YOU should enter the contest.

No, I don't care about the NRA or whatever...just wish we could keep the gun and politics thread a bit separated.  It's obvious what the douche was trying to do, he wants to argue...about something which has nothing to do with this story.  If that's not trolling then what is?

Thank you! I am getting so sick of every single thread getting turned into a pro/anti [obama, guns, terrorists, bronies] flamewar.  It's very tiring.  If I wanted to read a political debate, I'd click on political stories.  But no, douchebags have to go trolling and bringing up off-topic subjects and hijack the whole discussion about penises and whatnot...


It is perfectly on topic to bring up firearms and big cars, or any other small-dick related purchase/hobby.
 
2013-05-19 12:06:22 PM
This thread has been awesome. I am for sure a grower. 7" all the way, MAYBE 2" flaccid. Weird how some stuff works.
 
2013-05-19 12:14:10 PM

theMagni: RogermcAllen: WhippingBoy: So how exactly is this different from a typical Fark party?

In this contest wet underwear is provided.  At most Fark parties the attendees are required moisten their own underwear.


Damn, if I wasn't out of gift months I'd give you one for that post.


I had one to burn and that was worthy...
 
2013-05-19 12:30:31 PM
And this won't be just another pissing contest, either. As the Village Voice notes, winners will be selected by a "Small Member Expert Panel".

Your ex-girlfriends.
 
2013-05-19 12:45:15 PM

VonSchmegalton: This thread has been awesome. I am for sure a grower. 7" all the way, MAYBE 2" flaccid. Weird how some stuff works.


Just to be fair for all the times we've barked it at the Farkette: Pics or GTFO.

/No, not really
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-19 01:53:12 PM

FloydA: Sponsor.


Invocation of Markely's Law.
You lose.
 
2013-05-19 03:31:43 PM

Smackledorfer: Lidocaine: sethen320: cygnusx13: sethen320: Poopspasm: A month of TotalFark says the winner will be an NRA lifetime member.

50 bucks says you're a trolling douchebag.

Waaah. Someone made a joke about your beloved gun buddies. Maybe YOU should enter the contest.

No, I don't care about the NRA or whatever...just wish we could keep the gun and politics thread a bit separated.  It's obvious what the douche was trying to do, he wants to argue...about something which has nothing to do with this story.  If that's not trolling then what is?

Thank you! I am getting so sick of every single thread getting turned into a pro/anti [obama, guns, terrorists, bronies] flamewar.  It's very tiring.  If I wanted to read a political debate, I'd click on political stories.  But no, douchebags have to go trolling and bringing up off-topic subjects and hijack the whole discussion about penises and whatnot...

It is perfectly on topic to bring up firearms and big cars, or any other small-dick related purchase/hobby.


What about your position on Skub?
 
2013-05-19 03:45:45 PM
Already been done...

blogs-images.forbes.com
 
2013-05-19 04:02:23 PM

Boris S. Wort: Already been done...

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 337x336]


I love the posture of the elephant, trumpeting triumphantly as if it's about to rare back and stomp its handler into a bloody mess.
 
2013-05-19 04:22:04 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: Boris S. Wort: Already been done...

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 337x336]

I love the posture of the elephant, trumpeting triumphantly as if it's about to rare back and stomp its handler into a bloody mess.


I like the three-starred flag, one each for Mississippi, Utah, and Alaska.
 
2013-05-19 08:50:25 PM
They should do it after deadlifts in a meat locker.
 
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