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(UPI)   Prague trains will soon offer cars geared exclusively toward singles seeking relationships. Officials suspect the caboose will usually end up being packed   (upi.com) divider line 68
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2013-05-18 01:31:28 PM
I'll have to Czech it out.
 
2013-05-18 02:15:03 PM
You know who else liked to put people on trains?
 
2013-05-18 03:24:22 PM
Will these Czech trains be closely watched?
 
2013-05-18 03:44:02 PM
Prague has long been on my list of places to visit.  Now I have another reason to go.
 
2013-05-18 03:44:50 PM
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2013-05-18 03:46:16 PM

OgreMagi: Prague has long been on my list of places to visit.  Now I have another reason to go.


I hope this guy does too.

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2013-05-18 03:47:22 PM
Let's hope nothing goes wrong with the locomotive, it would be terrible if you had to pull a train with hundreds of people.
 
2013-05-18 03:47:42 PM
Rolling sausage fest
 
2013-05-18 03:54:36 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Rolling sausage fest


Came here to say this.  Or at least after a month it will be, when women realize it's filled with weirdos looking to join the 60mph club.

/How fast does a train go?
 
2013-05-18 03:55:02 PM
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2013-05-18 03:55:11 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Rolling sausage fest


Yep.
 
2013-05-18 03:55:47 PM

TheSwizz: /How fast does a train go?


Depends upon the fluffer.
 
2013-05-18 03:58:03 PM
Come on ride the train - it's the choo-choo ride it. Woo! Woo!

www.funnysigns.net
 
2013-05-18 04:07:00 PM
Meat wagons.
 
2013-05-18 04:07:30 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Come on ride the train - it's the choo-choo ride it. Woo! Woo!

[www.funnysigns.net image 400x248]


I think I can...
 
2013-05-18 04:10:33 PM
Gay men will relish this development.
 
2013-05-18 04:10:35 PM

Chariset: You know who else liked to put people on trains?


Cornelius Vanderbilt?
 
2013-05-18 04:13:23 PM
If it cuts down on assholes accosting obviously uninterested ladies on public transportation I'm all for it. I can't believe the amount of "players" who won't STFU when a woman he's trying to flirt with says she has a BF.
 
2013-05-18 04:14:27 PM
I read that as "plague trains". I've heard of living dangerously, but still...
 
2013-05-18 04:22:59 PM
First I thought it said plague trains, which are still great places to meet chicks.


/Oh Prague train sounding louder
Glide on the Prague train
Come on now Prague train
 Prague train holy roller
Everyone jump upon the Prague train
 
2013-05-18 04:23:37 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Rolling sausage fest


Clearly, you have never been to the Czech Republic.
 
2013-05-18 04:27:42 PM

Chariset: You know who else liked to put people on trains?


Yo prague, We heard you liked to put czech people on trains, so we put camps on yo' trains so you can camp while you're on the train to the camp..

//too soon?
 
2013-05-18 04:28:27 PM
Even if it isn't their intent to create the train car equivalent of a party bus, I'm guessing it will eventually become that anyway. I might be curious if it turned out to be something as demented as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKG6wXhQwEw (Possibly NSFW)

/It blows your brain
 
2013-05-18 04:31:50 PM
What we envision:  being the only guy on a train full of chicks that look like Simone Peach, Monica Sweetheart, and Julia Taylor.

Reality:  Hostel, but with dicks instead of saws.
 
2013-05-18 04:40:47 PM
 
2013-05-18 04:44:17 PM
This is my totally biased opinion that Czech women but especially women in Prague are extremely hot. Benn in Prague a number of times in addition to cities outside Prague, and I can't get over their beauty. I think they look even better than French women.
 
2013-05-18 04:48:34 PM
And with the VD epidemic resulting, eventually to be known as the Prague Plague Train
 
2013-05-18 04:49:48 PM

skinink: This is my totally biased opinion that Czech women but especially women in Prague are extremely hot. Benn in Prague a number of times in addition to cities outside Prague, and I can't get over their beauty. I think they look even better than French women.


Just wait till fark figures out they sunbathe topless in the city parks
 
2013-05-18 05:03:36 PM

RepoManTSM: If it cuts down on assholes accosting obviously uninterested ladies on public transportation I'm all for it. I can't believe the amount of "players" who won't STFU when a woman he's trying to flirt with says she has a BF.


That will probably be even worse in this proposed singles car. In the beginning there might be curious women who want to give it a try, especially those open to novelty singles meetups like speed dating. After they realize that the odds are good but the goods are odd, most of the women still riding in the singles car will probably be prostitutes looking for business.
 
2013-05-18 05:07:41 PM

RepoManTSM: If it cuts down on assholes accosting obviously uninterested ladies on public transportation I'm all for it. I can't believe the amount of "players" who won't STFU when a woman he's trying to flirt with says she has a BF.


Yes, yes.  All men are deviant predators.  We get it.
 
2013-05-18 05:09:31 PM
so they will be full of British stag parties and prostitutes, just like the rest of Prague?
 
2013-05-18 05:16:50 PM

Walter Paisley: RepoManTSM: If it cuts down on assholes accosting obviously uninterested ladies on public transportation I'm all for it. I can't believe the amount of "players" who won't STFU when a woman he's trying to flirt with says she has a BF.

That will probably be even worse in this proposed singles car. In the beginning there might be curious women who want to give it a try, especially those open to novelty singles meetups like speed dating. After they realize that the odds are good but the goods are odd, most of the women still riding in the singles car will probably be prostitutes looking for business.


Now that's called efficient services. Instead of in call/out call, you have roaming.
 
2013-05-18 05:17:43 PM

gimmegimme: RepoManTSM: If it cuts down on assholes accosting obviously uninterested ladies on public transportation I'm all for it. I can't believe the amount of "players" who won't STFU when a woman he's trying to flirt with says she has a BF.

Yes, yes.  All men are deviant predators.  We get it.


I didn't get that vibe from his comment. It's just annoying to be relentlessly hit on while using mass transit. Unlike other public spaces, you can't just leave.
 
2013-05-18 05:25:27 PM
seattletransitblog.com

Came for Singles supertrain reference.  Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-05-18 05:31:50 PM

neaorin: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Rolling sausage fest

Clearly, you have never been to the Czech Republic.


Play on, playa
 
2013-05-18 05:33:21 PM
25.media.tumblr.com*


*
German chick not included.
 
2013-05-18 05:38:43 PM
The Prague Train
Soon will be making another run
The Prague Train
Promises something for everyone
 
2013-05-18 05:43:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-18 05:54:14 PM
www.hwdyk.com
I wonder what mom and dad are doing.

/sausage.jpg
//train tunnel.jpg
///rocket.jpg
 
2013-05-18 05:58:50 PM
I read that as "Plague train."
 
2013-05-18 06:16:58 PM

Veramar: I read that as "plague trains". I've heard of living dangerously, but still...


It's an apt description.
 
2013-05-18 06:23:24 PM
I've never had a stronger urge to stoke a fire box in my life.
 
2013-05-18 06:26:07 PM

hogans: I've never had a stronger urge to stoke a fire box in my life.


Gentlemen, this is how you pun.
 
2013-05-18 06:34:22 PM
Uh oh. Don't tell the Japanese men.
 
2013-05-18 06:41:15 PM
Why would anyone live in a city called Plague???
 
2013-05-18 07:09:58 PM
Czech your baggage, come inside.
 
2013-05-18 07:30:20 PM

SpdrJay: Why would anyone live in a city called Plague???


Better than Anus, France
 
2013-05-18 07:38:02 PM
I call dibs on using Plague Train as a deathmetal band name.
 
2013-05-18 08:00:30 PM

Walter Paisley: RepoManTSM: If it cuts down on assholes accosting obviously uninterested ladies on public transportation I'm all for it. I can't believe the amount of "players" who won't STFU when a woman he's trying to flirt with says she has a BF.

That will probably be even worse in this proposed singles car. In the beginning there might be curious women who want to give it a try, especially those open to novelty singles meetups like speed dating. After they realize that the odds are good but the goods are odd, most of the women still riding in the singles car will probably be prostitutes looking for business.


Why would a woman who has a boyfriend be in a singles car?
 
2013-05-18 08:03:47 PM

TheSwizz: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Rolling sausage fest

Came here to say this.  Or at least after a month it will be, when women realize it's filled with weirdos looking to join the 60mph club.


It says 'singles seeking relationships', but for some reason men will always interpret that as 'singles seeking sex' and get pissed when there is a lack of women seeking sex. Other than the prostitutes that is. Meanwhile most of the women will be pissed at the lack of men seeking relationships. The prostitutes will be the overall winners in this.
 
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