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(The Sun) Video Thief steals woman's purse, IMMEDIATELY receives karmic ass-whooping   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 114
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2013-05-18 11:57:31 AM  
How in the hell did he survive that? It looked like he was squished to jelly to me.
 
2013-05-18 12:16:14 PM  

Beerguy: How in the hell did he survive that? It looked like he was squished to jelly to me.


Hopefully he lives out the rest of his miserable life with searing, debilitating chronic pain.
 
2013-05-18 12:19:43 PM  
Thats a shame he survived that.
 
2013-05-18 12:20:42 PM  
Not sure he did survive it. Is there a pic of him getting up?

Also, what is up with the pussies who don't help stop the crime? It's time to start fighting back with crime.
 
2013-05-18 12:22:49 PM  
That made my day.
 
2013-05-18 12:52:22 PM  
Jeez that was brutal. I hope the purse was ok.
 
2013-05-18 12:52:59 PM  
Anyone else notice how people barely reacted? They just looked at him, then got on the bus
 
2013-05-18 01:28:38 PM  
Karma indeed
 
2013-05-18 01:41:50 PM  

gilgigamesh: Jeez that was brutal. I hope the purse was ok.


This. lol.
 
2013-05-18 01:49:48 PM  
If this had happened in the USA, he would probably already have a team of lawyers working on suing her and the bus company.
 
2013-05-18 01:51:21 PM  
That lady should be sued....he would not have been hit by the bus if she hadn't delayed his escape. PURSE SNATCHING DOES NOT DESERVE BEING SQUISHED BY A BUS!!!!!She should have handed it to him....for shame!!!!

/jeez...no one reacted to either the theft or the squishing...is this an everyday normal occurrence now?
 
2013-05-18 02:02:40 PM  
Looks like a street kid. Street kids see other people as their natural prey. Cops still do sweeps. Don't ask what they do with the sweepings.
 
2013-05-18 02:05:40 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/the lowlife snatcher not the video, I like seeing instant-karmic justice serves as much as the next guy
 
2013-05-18 02:10:56 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-05-18 02:18:51 PM  
I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films
 
2013-05-18 02:29:38 PM  
Where's all the blood?!

LadySusan: Not sure he did survive it. Is there a pic of him getting up?

Also, what is up with the pussies who don't help stop the crime? It's time to start fighting back with crime.


Not sure what would happen over there but if you tried to stop it over here, you'll probably get arrested for it.

RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films


TFA "He survived and was later arrested after leaving hospital"

I wanted to see his head get smooshed like a watermelon...
 
2013-05-18 02:36:15 PM  

RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films


Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.
 
2013-05-18 02:37:02 PM  

weapon13: Where's all the blood?!

LadySusan: Not sure he did survive it. Is there a pic of him getting up?

Also, what is up with the pussies who don't help stop the crime? It's time to start fighting back with crime.

Not sure what would happen over there but if you tried to stop it over here, you'll probably get arrested for it.

RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

TFA "He survived and was later arrested after leaving hospital"

I wanted to see his head get smooshed like a watermelon...


Thanks, I checked again, and I still don't see an "article" at the link. Anyway, if he did survive, then awesome video, much better than any CGI'd bus hits person, Silicon Valley/Hollywood should take note.
 
2013-05-18 03:16:30 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.


Yep, how is this worse than the "instant karma car door bike kid" Youtube video that drew so much rage from a hyper-sensaitve Farker a few months ago?
 
2013-05-18 03:20:44 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.


Here's reality:

-Posting a video of someone (potentially) getting squished to death with no warning in the video title: fine.

-Posting a video where you see a naked breast for only a second with no warning in the video title: banned.

So nudity is much, MUCH more traumatic to behold, and should be handled very carefully.


/the children
//think about them
 
2013-05-18 03:27:55 PM  

Killroy69: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

Here's reality:

-Posting a video of someone (potentially) getting squished to death with no warning in the video title: fine.

-Posting a video where you see a naked breast for only a second with no warning in the video title: banned.

So nudity is much, MUCH more traumatic to behold, and should be handled very carefully.


/the children
//think about them


Blah blah "naked breast" blah blah blah "handled very carefully"
 
2013-05-18 03:34:45 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

This

///
That was beneath the dignity of this site.... and that is saying a lot.
I hope Drew reams the mod that let this go green.
 
2013-05-18 04:02:15 PM  

frankencj: /jeez...no one reacted to either the theft or the squishing...is this an everyday normal occurrence now?


There were two women on the left of the video that looked absolutely horrified.
 
2013-05-18 04:28:19 PM  
www.bayarearealestatetrends.com
 
2013-05-18 04:44:56 PM  
Notice how everyone just watches as the thief tries to steal the woman's purse.
 
2013-05-18 04:59:57 PM  
Did the bus driver at least get rewarded with half of the contents of the lady's pocketbook?
 
2013-05-18 05:40:19 PM  
Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?
 
2013-05-18 05:43:47 PM  
This is a private site, not PBS. What did you think you would see, anyway? Someone slipping on a banana?

"karmic ass-whooping" implies getting hurt. you all clicked on that link KNOWING you'd see a video of someone getting hurt. now quit trying to pretend you didn't know.
 
2013-05-18 05:52:35 PM  

Killroy69: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

Here's reality:

-Posting a video of someone (potentially) getting squished to death with no warning in the video title: fine.

-Posting a video where you see a naked breast for only a second with no warning in the video title: banned.

So nudity is much, MUCH more traumatic to behold, and should be handled very carefully.


/the children
//think about them


If only there was a site related to Fark where you could view naked boobs aplenty.
 
2013-05-18 05:53:08 PM  

Beerguy: How in the hell did he survive that? It looked like he was squished to jelly to me.


Came to say this.
 
2013-05-18 06:53:46 PM  
CSS:
We lived near Wrigley Field a few years ago, and while out for a walk one day, I saw a man grab a woman's purse. She yelled for help, and everyone on the street just surrounded the guy like a human corral. Another person flagged a cop down (station a block away) and he was arrested without incident.

Instant karma there too.
 
2013-05-18 06:59:34 PM  

nytmare: Killroy69: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

Here's reality:

-Posting a video of someone (potentially) getting squished to death with no warning in the video title: fine.

-Posting a video where you see a naked breast for only a second with no warning in the video title: banned.

So nudity is much, MUCH more traumatic to behold, and should be handled very carefully.


/the children
//think about them

If only there was a site related to Fark where you could view naked boobs aplenty.


Nah, MSNBC got rid of its porn links.
 
2013-05-18 07:00:04 PM  

indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?


Actually, Yes it is.
 
2013-05-18 07:08:19 PM  

justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.


Quit being a pussy
 
2013-05-18 07:18:02 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy


Karma
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-18 07:29:42 PM  

duenor: This is a private site, not PBS. What did you think you would see, anyway? Someone slipping on a banana?

"karmic ass-whooping" implies getting hurt. you all clicked on that link KNOWING you'd see a video of someone getting hurt. now quit trying to pretend you didn't know.


No, actually it implies an equal portion of Justice is served... This has nothing to do with Karma... It is snuff porn.
 
2013-05-18 08:02:50 PM  

nytmare: Killroy69: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

Here's reality:

-Posting a video of someone (potentially) getting squished to death with no warning in the video title: fine.

-Posting a video where you see a naked breast for only a second with no warning in the video title: banned.

So nudity is much, MUCH more traumatic to behold, and should be handled very carefully.


/the children
//think about them

If only there was a site related to Fark where you could view naked boobs aplenty.


Reddit?
 
2013-05-18 08:09:07 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy


This.
 
2013-05-18 08:12:13 PM  

justanothersumguy: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

This
///
That was beneath the dignity of this site.... and that is saying a lot.
I hope Drew reams the mod that let this go green.


Says quite plainly that the guy survived and was arrested as he left hospital.
 
2013-05-18 08:13:52 PM  

mr lawson: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

This.


I wana kill... I want ta Kill.  I want to see blood and gore and guts... Got Veins in my teeth...
 
2013-05-18 08:25:26 PM  
As has been pointed out several time here. The guy survived. He didn't die so this isn't a farkin snuff film. Man some of you just want to get yer panties in a bunch don't ya you bunch of pants wetting pansies.
 
2013-05-18 08:27:40 PM  

justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]


Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!
 
2013-05-18 08:31:10 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy


lol Thanks for saying what I wanted to, but couldn't.  

/believes girls shouldn't use the "p" word.
 
2013-05-18 08:34:26 PM  

indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!


Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.
 
2013-05-18 08:41:04 PM  
did i just watch someone die?
 
2013-05-18 08:44:37 PM  

indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?


You had the guts to ask the question.  I had the guts to give you an answer.  That at least shows you had the guts to think something was wrong...
 
2013-05-18 08:49:55 PM  
Instant Karma's gonna get you.
 
2013-05-18 08:55:58 PM  

justanothersumguy: Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.


ummmm..ok...Thought about it.
Ahem.
Because some people are worthless drain on society and waste good air by just being alive and breathing?
 
2013-05-18 09:00:08 PM  

mr lawson: justanothersumguy: Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.

ummmm..ok...Thought about it.
Ahem.
Because some people are worthless drain on society and waste good air by just being alive and breathing?


The Taliban needs you...
 
2013-05-18 09:01:33 PM  
Drew, seriously... Is this what Fark has become?  I have been around a long time... Caturday and all... Who let this go green?  This represents you?
 
2013-05-18 09:03:12 PM  

ltdanman44: did i just watch someone die?


No, From Below the video: MUGGER was hit in Bogota, Colombia. He survived and was later arrested after leaving hospital
 
2013-05-18 09:04:18 PM  

justanothersumguy: The Taliban needs you...



Neanderthals need you.
 
2013-05-18 09:07:12 PM  

mr lawson: justanothersumguy: The Taliban needs you...


Neanderthals need you.


LOL... hmmm sounds like a fair trade!  Ill take it!
 
2013-05-18 09:08:32 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy


Strange coming from someone who watches "Girls"...
 
2013-05-18 09:15:23 PM  
Look, this is a video we all expect in the "M"  of Livelink... Not Fark... Most Farkers are upright guys... And if we all want to get over the bickering and name calling.... maybe we could agree, that Drew needs to skull fark his mods once and awhile...  Drew, you are the let down here..  I suddenly find no reason to pay for your beer....
 
2013-05-18 09:21:51 PM  

RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films


Snuff implies the person died. The mugger did not die.

Directly below the video it says: "MUGGER was hit in Bogota, Colombia. He survived and was later arrested after leaving hospital
 
2013-05-18 09:37:47 PM  

justanothersumguy: indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!

Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.


You haven't explained anything to me aside from your immature attempt with a meme about "Karma".  Considering the fact that I'm not the one that even mentioned "Karma", I find your condescending attitude towards me coupled with your junior high meme to be a pathetic attempt to somehow teach me an obtuse lesson. 

I don't know what YOU saw, but I saw a man who made the stupid decision to commit a petty crime, then during his escape, make yet, ANOTHER stupid decision that ultimately ended in his losing his life.   THAT'S Karma at its best.  Cause and effect. Period.

Now, the fact that I find a particular satisfaction in witnessing a thinning of the herd does NOT mean that I find joy in witnessing every persons death. 

Your presumptuous and misguided darts towards me have failed in spades.
 
2013-05-18 09:45:50 PM  

justanothersumguy: Drew, seriously... Is this what Fark has become?  I have been around a long time... Caturday and all... Who let this go green?  This represents you?


images.sodahead.com

/since meme's mean so much
 
2013-05-18 09:51:12 PM  
I'm more offended by the 30 different websites I would have to let run scripts. HERE have a youtube link, I think its the same one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-1x994PCqQ
 
2013-05-18 10:01:39 PM  

indeebud: justanothersumguy: indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!

Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.

You haven't explained anything to me aside from your immature attempt with a meme about "Karma".  Considering the fact that I'm not the one that even mentioned "Karma", I find your condescending attitude towards me coupled with your junior high meme to be a pathetic attempt to somehow teach me an obtuse lesson.
I don't know what YOU saw, but I saw a man who made the stupid decision to commit a petty crime, then during his escape, make yet, ANOTHER stupid decision that ultimately ended in his losing his life.   THAT'S Karma at its best.  Cause and effect. Period.

Now, the fact that I find a particular satisfaction in witnessing a thinning of the herd does NOT mean that I find joy in witnessing every persons death.
Your presumptuous and misguided darts towards me have failed in spades.


Please my previous comment, or even better, read the caption below the video. The guy did not die and was arrested after he left the hospital.
 
2013-05-18 10:04:00 PM  

indeebud: justanothersumguy: indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!

Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.

You haven't explained anything to me aside from your immature attempt with a meme about "Karma".  Considering the fact that I'm not the one that even mentioned "Karma", I find your condescending attitude towards me coupled with your junior high meme to be a pathetic attempt to somehow teach me an obtuse lesson.

I don't know what YOU saw, but I saw a man who made the stupid decision to commit a petty crime, then during his escape, make yet, ANOTHER stupid decision that ultimately ended in his losing his life.   THAT'S Karma at its best.  Cause and effect. Period.

Now, the fact that I find a particular satisfaction in witnessing a thinning of the herd does NOT mean that I find joy in witnessing every persons death.

Your presumptuous and misguided darts towards me have failed in spades.


Well done.  I now have no doubt you are a good man....  It takes a lot of courage to take it on.  I am not going to teach you anything, you are teaching yourself.  Pax.
 
2013-05-18 10:11:35 PM  

ShadowWolf: justanothersumguy: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

This
///
That was beneath the dignity of this site.... and that is saying a lot.
I hope Drew reams the mod that let this go green.

Says quite plainly that the guy survived and was arrested as he left hospital.


^This - Another article at the NY Daily News says "Police said the would-be mugger, who had a history of theft, was treated for minor injuries. He was prosecuted after leaving the hospital. "

It appears he was side swiped, fell under but was not run over.  Probably has some giant bruises and abrasions, but otherwise fine.
 
2013-05-18 10:15:51 PM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: ShadowWolf: justanothersumguy: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

This
///
That was beneath the dignity of this site.... and that is saying a lot.
I hope Drew reams the mod that let this go green.

Says quite plainly that the guy survived and was arrested as he left hospital.

^This - Another article at the NY Daily News says "Police said the would-be mugger, who had a history of theft, was treated for minor injuries. He was prosecuted after leaving the hospital. "

It appears he was side swiped, fell under but was not run over.  Probably has some giant bruises and abrasions, but otherwise fine.


Thanks for pointing that out... But seriously, does that make you feel better about what we saw?
 
2013-05-18 10:30:30 PM  

justanothersumguy: But seriously, does that make you feel better about what we saw?


No. I wish he would have died. If a person can not survive in modern society without having to resort to Neanderthaltactics (ugh..me steal purse so me can eat), Society, as a whole, is better off without them.
 
2013-05-18 10:32:30 PM  

mr lawson: justanothersumguy: But seriously, does that make you feel better about what we saw?

No. I wish he would have died. If a person can not survive in modern society without having to resort to Neanderthaltactics (ugh..me steal purse so me can eat), Society, as a whole, is better off without them.


Christ would be proud.  Let your own words speak to how much we owe you.
 
2013-05-18 10:35:36 PM  

justanothersumguy: Christ would be proud.  Let your own words speak to how much we owe you.


figures you would believe in imaginary fairy tales. Life owes me nothing, I owe it nothing.
/Santa ain't real either
 
2013-05-18 10:56:57 PM  
Lawson... whatever... Live and Let Die.... Until you kid gets cancer....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK2hKzZss5Y
 
2013-05-18 11:05:06 PM  
You know what?  As your average Farker...  No one really cares if Christ was raised from the dead... if he was the "Son of God"... Heaven or Hell?  No one cares.... Seriously.  The difference is a certain attitude about the value of life and the way we should live... The way you judge other people.  And in that alone... that guy had a pretty good attitude... Deal with your own Fairy Tales dude.... Deal with the lies your parents told you...   I am just walking the walk.
 
2013-05-18 11:05:40 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: indeebud: justanothersumguy: indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!

Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.

You haven't explained anything to me aside from your immature attempt with a meme about "Karma".  Considering the fact that I'm not the one that even mentioned "Karma", I find your condescending attitude towards me coupled with your junior high meme to be a pathetic attempt to somehow teach me an obtuse lesson.
I don't know what YOU saw, but I saw a man who made the stupid decision to commit a petty crime, then during his escape, make yet, ANOTHER stupid decision that ultimately ended in his losing his life.   THAT'S Karma at its best.  Cause and effect. Period.

Now, the fact that I find a particular satisfaction in witnessing a thinning of the herd does NOT mean that I find joy in witnessing every persons death.
Your presumptuous and misguided darts towards me have failed in spades.

Please my previous comment, or even better, read the caption below the video. The guy did not die and was arrested after he left the hospital.


Ahhh, cheers.  I neglected to read the caption where he survived. 

Now I'm happy he survived to feel the pain.  It's a win-win!
 
2013-05-18 11:11:08 PM  

indeebud: Bathia_Mapes: indeebud: justanothersumguy: indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!

Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.

You haven't explained anything to me aside from your immature attempt with a meme about "Karma".  Considering the fact that I'm not the one that even mentioned "Karma", I find your condescending attitude towards me coupled with your junior high meme to be a pathetic attempt to somehow teach me an obtuse lesson.
I don't know what YOU saw, but I saw a man who made the stupid decision to commit a petty crime, then during his escape, make yet, ANOTHER stupid decision that ultimately ended in his losing his life.   THAT'S Karma at its best.  Cause and effect. Period.

Now, the fact that I find a particular satisfaction in witnessing a thinning of the herd does NOT mean that I find joy in witnessing every persons death.
Your presumptuous and misguided darts towards me have failed in spades.

Please my previous comment, or even better, read the caption below the video. The guy did not die and was arrested after he left the hospital.

Ahhh, cheers.  I neglected to read the caption where he survived. 

Now I'm happy he survived to feel the pain.  It's a win-win!


Well, its progress... LOL
 
2013-05-18 11:16:04 PM  
I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....
 
2013-05-18 11:22:17 PM  

justanothersumguy: You know what?  As your average Farker...  No one really cares if Christ was raised from the dead... if he was the "Son of God"... Heaven or Hell?  No one cares.... Seriously.  The difference is a certain attitude about the value of life and the way we should live... The way you judge other people.  And in that alone... that guy had a pretty good attitude... Deal with your own Fairy Tales dude.... Deal with the lies your parents told you...   I am just walking the walk.


Please enlighten me as to how "that guy had a pretty good attitude", and how it pertains to "a certain attitude about the value of life and how we should live...".  

He certainly didn't value his life as per his actions, and he certainly didn't hold any good attitude when it came to inflicting harm on others.  By golly, he wasn't even acting out any religious or fairy-tale considerations.   

You want to dictate "Karma" and "Christ"  in your diatribeswhilst exhibiting acomplete ignorance about Christianity vs. Hinduism in your comments here.

I don't care how long you've been a Farker.  I think you're a few nuts shy of a jar of peanut butter, to be honest.
 
2013-05-18 11:28:57 PM  

justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....


You have helped no one, except you own ego.
Between the choice of saving everybody and saving the human race. I will ALWAYS choice the human race.
One day you might understand what that means.
 
2013-05-18 11:29:36 PM  

indeebud: justanothersumguy: You know what?  As your average Farker...  No one really cares if Christ was raised from the dead... if he was the "Son of God"... Heaven or Hell?  No one cares.... Seriously.  The difference is a certain attitude about the value of life and the way we should live... The way you judge other people.  And in that alone... that guy had a pretty good attitude... Deal with your own Fairy Tales dude.... Deal with the lies your parents told you...   I am just walking the walk.

Please enlighten me as to how "that guy had a pretty good attitude", and how it pertains to "a certain attitude about the value of life and how we should live...".  

He certainly didn't value his life as per his actions, and he certainly didn't hold any good attitude when it came to inflicting harm on others.  By golly, he wasn't even acting out any religious or fairy-tale considerations.   

You want to dictate "Karma" and "Christ"  in your diatribeswhilst exhibiting acomplete ignorance about Christianity vs. Hinduism in your comments here.

I don't care how long you've been a Farker.  I think you're a few nuts shy of a jar of peanut butter, to be honest.


"What does it matter too ya?  You used to say Live and let Live... you know you did, you know you did....you know you did... "
"Live and Let Die."
Dude... figure it out... You are not stupid...   Reread what you wrote... again.   I can not make up for your parents here on Fark.  You have to learn it for yourself.  You could ask yourself simply this one question... If you do not give a shat about what happened to that man.... why are you still bugging me?  You asked the question.  I answered it.  And I never once even considered insulting you.
 
2013-05-18 11:34:25 PM  

mr lawson: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

You have helped no one, except you own ego.
Between the choice of saving everybody and saving the human race. I will ALWAYS choice the human race.
One day you might understand what that means.


Thanks Spock,
Kirk
 
2013-05-18 11:42:38 PM  

indeebud: I think you're a few nuts shy of a jar of peanut butter, to be honest.


Did I help you Indeebud?
 I think I did.
 Please say that I helped you.
 Pretty Please!!!
 I desperately need validation of my frail, self-important psyche.

/sarcasm :-)
 
2013-05-18 11:49:06 PM  

mr lawson: indeebud: I think you're a few nuts shy of a jar of peanut butter, to be honest.

Did I help you Indeebud?
 I think I did.
 Please say that I helped you.
 Pretty Please!!!
 I desperately need validation of my frail, self-important psyche.

/sarcasm :-)


Meaning?  Try making the moral argument for your original question...  The one I answered.  Did I give you shat about it?  No, I actually said you were right to think about it.  Now rematch the post... and think about it.  Is it really all that funny?  And no one tried to board the bus... Look at it... Most people where stunned, and tried to help.  As would you.  "Validation of my frail, self-important psyche."  Actually I am not a douche, I am a pretty nice guy.
 
2013-05-18 11:57:22 PM  
And Lawson.... what is your point?  You going to take your anger out on me?  "I desperately need validation of my frail, self-important psyche."  Is this how you think you win or something?
 
2013-05-19 12:09:41 AM  
Well, this thread turned out nicely.

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-05-19 12:12:23 AM  

mr lawson: indeebud: I think you're a few nuts shy of a jar of peanut butter, to be honest.

Did I help you Indeebud?
 I think I did.
 Please say that I helped you.
 Pretty Please!!!
 I desperately need validation of my frail, self-important psyche.

/sarcasm :-)


Umahgosh! Yes! Oh Yes!!  How is it I've survived this long without the real answers??  I need more...More....MORE.....MORE!!!
 
2013-05-19 12:16:51 AM  

justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....


Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....
 
2013-05-19 12:21:57 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Well, this thread turned out nicely.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x361]


Seriously... I am an old time Farker....  And this post was bullshat.  This is Drew?  I mean, If I want this shiat I can go to Livelinks....Being a Farker is like a Brotherhood, a point of pride.  Drew... I think you owe me a TotalFark Life Membership....    And if you are proud of this Green Light... Fark you,,, Kiss my Arse, and get drunk buddy... You lost your soul with your "Sponsored Links".
 
2013-05-19 12:23:26 AM  

nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....


I am .. Kirk... another timeline.
 
2013-05-19 12:26:02 AM  

nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....


Shhhh.  Teacher is speaking.  Don't interrupt him or you'll get us all in trouble and we won't be able to go out for recess. 


/Brings teacher some sprigs of Pussywillow

besidethestream.com
 
2013-05-19 12:27:29 AM  

indeebud: mr lawson: indeebud: I think you're a few nuts shy of a jar of peanut butter, to be honest.

Did I help you Indeebud?
 I think I did.
 Please say that I helped you.
 Pretty Please!!!
 I desperately need validation of my frail, self-important psyche.

/sarcasm :-)

Umahgosh! Yes! Oh Yes!!  How is it I've survived this long without the real answers??  I need more...More....MORE.....MORE!!!


We all do.... We all survive this long.  And you are actually asking... questions...  LOL... I am sorry... type as I speak, and the last dude so got me ... into... Kirk Mode...
 
2013-05-19 12:30:06 AM  

justanothersumguy: thisisyourbrainonFark: Well, this thread turned out nicely.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x361]

Seriously... I am an old time Farker....  And this post was bullshat.  This is Drew?  I mean, If I want this shiat I can go to Livelinks....Being a Farker is like a Brotherhood, a point of pride.  Drew... I think you owe me a TotalFark Life Membership....    And if you are proud of this Green Light... Fark you,,, Kiss my Arse, and get drunk buddy... You lost your soul with your "Sponsored Links".


You'll get over it.
 
2013-05-19 12:38:01 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: justanothersumguy: thisisyourbrainonFark: Well, this thread turned out nicely.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x361]

Seriously... I am an old time Farker....  And this post was bullshat.  This is Drew?  I mean, If I want this shiat I can go to Livelinks....Being a Farker is like a Brotherhood, a point of pride.  Drew... I think you owe me a TotalFark Life Membership....    And if you are proud of this Green Light... Fark you,,, Kiss my Arse, and get drunk buddy... You lost your soul with your "Sponsored Links".

You'll get over it.


Thanks man....
 
2013-05-19 12:40:47 AM  
vinteeage.com
 
2013-05-19 12:42:21 AM  

indeebud: nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....

Shhhh.  Teacher is speaking.  Don't interrupt him or you'll get us all in trouble and we won't be able to go out for recess. 


/Brings teacher some sprigs of Pussywillow

[besidethestream.com image 422x600]


Thanks, one of my best friends brought me those when his wife died....   They were her favorites.... We arranged them at her funeral.  Thanks for the memory.
 
2013-05-19 12:44:32 AM  

justanothersumguy: indeebud: nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....

Shhhh.  Teacher is speaking.  Don't interrupt him or you'll get us all in trouble and we won't be able to go out for recess. 


/Brings teacher some sprigs of Pussywillow

[besidethestream.com image 422x600]

Thanks, one of my best friends brought me those when his wife died....   They were her favorites.... We arranged them at her funeral.  Thanks for the memory.


Huh? Why didn't you bring them to him instead of the other way around? People are weird.
 
2013-05-19 12:46:29 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-19 12:48:04 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: justanothersumguy: indeebud: nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....

Shhhh.  Teacher is speaking.  Don't interrupt him or you'll get us all in trouble and we won't be able to go out for recess. 


/Brings teacher some sprigs of Pussywillow

[besidethestream.com image 422x600]

Thanks, one of my best friends brought me those when his wife died....   They were her favorites.... We arranged them at her funeral.  Thanks for the memory.

Huh? Why didn't you bring them to him instead of the other way around? People are weird.


Easy... I did not know her that well...
 
2013-05-19 12:51:58 AM  

Brick-House: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 570x642]


Dude... you are so late to this post.... It is like me and a couple of other guys are talking here.
 
2013-05-19 12:57:52 AM  

justanothersumguy: thisisyourbrainonFark: justanothersumguy: indeebud: nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....

Shhhh.  Teacher is speaking.  Don't interrupt him or you'll get us all in trouble and we won't be able to go out for recess. 


/Brings teacher some sprigs of Pussywillow

[besidethestream.com image 422x600]

Thanks, one of my best friends brought me those when his wife died....   They were her favorites.... We arranged them at her funeral.  Thanks for the memory.

Huh? Why didn't you bring them to him instead of the other way around? People are weird.

Easy... I did not know her that well...


lol  Wow.  Thanks for explaining things to the point that it became creepy instead of weird.
 
2013-05-19 01:08:12 AM  
LOL... So tell me... What flower does your best friends wife like?   ZZZZzzzz....  I like the spin though.... That is Fark.
 
2013-05-19 02:40:00 AM  
That had to hurt.  Hopefully.
 
2013-05-19 03:10:49 AM  

indeebud: justanothersumguy: thisisyourbrainonFark: justanothersumguy: indeebud: nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....

Shhhh.  Teacher is speaking.  Don't interrupt him or you'll get us all in trouble and we won't be able to go out for recess. 


/Brings teacher some sprigs of Pussywillow

[besidethestream.com image 422x600]

Thanks, one of my best friends brought me those when his wife died....   They were her favorites.... We arranged them at her funeral.  Thanks for the memory.

Huh? Why didn't you bring them to him instead of the other way around? People are weird.

Easy... I did not know her that well...

lol  Wow.  Thanks for explaining things to the point that it became creepy instead of weird.


Thanks, glad i wasn't the only one with a WTF response to that ... but now that i have clarity, it's simple: Do I awaken an beloved old dog that is slightly barking in its sleep, so as to prevent the awakening of inlaws? Christ.

/what's worse, (thought lost, in-laws activated)

(future generations fill in here)
 
2013-05-19 03:19:18 AM  

justanothersumguy: You know what?  As your average Farker...  No one really cares if Christ was raised from the dead... if he was the "Son of God"... Heaven or Hell?  No one cares.... Seriously.  The difference is a certain attitude about the value of life and the way we should live... The way you judge other people.  And in that alone... that guy had a pretty good attitude... Deal with your own Fairy Tales dude.... Deal with the lies your parents told you...   I am just walking the walk.


Sweet jesus, give the ellipses a break.
 
2013-05-19 03:39:24 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: indeebud: justanothersumguy: thisisyourbrainonFark: justanothersumguy: indeebud: nytmare: justanothersumguy: I think I helped here.... Indeedbud... You are thinking.... Lawson, what kind of man do you want to be?... Try Aristotle instead of Ayn Rand.... Thinking about human suffering can make sense....  You don't need religion to understand it....

Why do you.... type in.... phrases separated... by dots.... instead... of sentences... like a... normal human... being....

Shhhh.  Teacher is speaking.  Don't interrupt him or you'll get us all in trouble and we won't be able to go out for recess. 


/Brings teacher some sprigs of Pussywillow

[besidethestream.com image 422x600]

Thanks, one of my best friends brought me those when his wife died....   They were her favorites.... We arranged them at her funeral.  Thanks for the memory.

Huh? Why didn't you bring them to him instead of the other way around? People are weird.

Easy... I did not know her that well...

lol  Wow.  Thanks for explaining things to the point that it became creepy instead of weird.

Thanks, glad i wasn't the only one with a WTF response to that ... but now that i have clarity, it's simple: Do I awaken an beloved old dog that is slightly barking in its sleep, so as to prevent the awakening of inlaws? Christ.

/what's worse, (thought lost, in-laws activated)

(future generations fill in here)



lotsoflovenlaughter.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-19 05:06:05 AM  

indeebud: justanothersumguy: indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!

Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.

You haven't explained anything to me aside from your immature attempt with a meme about "Karma".  Considering the fact that I'm not the one that even mentioned "Karma", I find your condescending attitude towards me coupled with your junior high meme to be a pathetic attempt to somehow teach me an obtuse lesson. 

I don't know what YOU saw, but I saw a man who made the stupid decision to commit a petty crime, then during his escape, make yet, ANOTHER stupid decision that ultimately ended in his losing his life.   THAT'S Karma at its best.  Cause and effect. Period.

Now, the fact that I find a particular satisfaction in witnessing a thinning of the herd does NOT mean that I find joy in witnessing every persons death. 

Your presumptuous and misguided darts towards me have failed in spades.


Your misunderstanding of kharma is abundantly clear, as is your failure to read the caption.
 
2013-05-19 05:24:38 AM  

Diagonal: indeebud: justanothersumguy: indeebud: justanothersumguy: Smeggy Smurf: justanothersumguy: indeebud: Is it wrong that I thoroughly enjoyed that?  And watched it three more times with just as much glee?

Actually, Yes it is.

Quit being a pussy

Karma
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x345]

Awww, posting li'l memes is your Dogma. How cute!

Look, if I have to explain it too you...  Why don't you think about it for a while.   Think about why you are so happy to see a man die for a petty crime.

You haven't explained anything to me aside from your immature attempt with a meme about "Karma".  Considering the fact that I'm not the one that even mentioned "Karma", I find your condescending attitude towards me coupled with your junior high meme to be a pathetic attempt to somehow teach me an obtuse lesson. 

I don't know what YOU saw, but I saw a man who made the stupid decision to commit a petty crime, then during his escape, make yet, ANOTHER stupid decision that ultimately ended in his losing his life.   THAT'S Karma at its best.  Cause and effect. Period.

Now, the fact that I find a particular satisfaction in witnessing a thinning of the herd does NOT mean that I find joy in witnessing every persons death. 

Your presumptuous and misguided darts towards me have failed in spades.

Your misunderstanding of kharma is abundantly clear, as is your failure to read the caption.


lol  You're a bit late coming into the game here by using the caption excuse as a means of negating my knowledge of "Karma/Kharma". Nice try though. Perhaps you can read through all of the comments and concede to "Karma" as I did.  

I may have a problem with the "P" word, but I've no problem in calling you a Dick.
 
2013-05-19 06:18:53 AM  
Has anyone mentioned that he didn't die?
 
2013-05-19 08:24:19 AM  

RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films


I don't think anyone does. The article states that he survived the accident. Probably explains the content being approved.

But, I know what you mean. That was a little rough for first thing in the morning.
 
2013-05-19 09:27:40 AM  
Bang bus indeed!
 
2013-05-19 09:34:52 AM  
Karma WAS served... you don't know how many people he has harmed by doing that, or committing other crimes.

/People are so obtuse


ob·tuse/əbˈt(y)oos/AdjectiveAnnoyingly insensitive or slow to understand.Difficult to understand.Synonymsdull - blunt - dense - slow-witted, see also Farkers
 
2013-05-19 12:44:07 PM  
You know what was more disturbing than the video?

Watching you guys gang rape this thread.
 
2013-05-19 03:08:26 PM  

diaphoresis: Karma WAS served... you don't know how many people he has harmed by doing that, or committing other crimes.

/People are so obtuse


ob·tuse/əbˈt(y)oos/AdjectiveAnnoyingly insensitive or slow to understand.Difficult to understand.Synonymsdull - blunt - dense - slow-witted, see also Farkers


A good example of obtuse would be someone insisting they know for a fact that "karma was served" on the basis of "we don't know how many people he has harmed or what other crimes he has committed". Beyond the assumptions you have to make regarding past crimes, there is certainly leeway as it pertains what exactly the appropriate karmic retribution would even mean.

You could probably stand to google karma and learn more about that too, since you are so fond of busting out definitions.
 
2013-05-19 04:16:31 PM  
Farmers actually believe what they read on the Internet?
What makes you think the person posting the vid had any knowledge of what actually happened?
 
2013-05-19 06:22:46 PM  

justanothersumguy: Popcorn Johnny: RoyBatty: I don't actually come to fark video for the snuff films

Yeah, I don't get how the fark this got greened. I've seen people struck down for posting much less graphic content.

This
///
That was beneath the dignity of this site.... and that is saying a lot.
I hope Drew reams the mod that let this go green.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-19 07:26:47 PM  

ltdanman44: did i just watch someone die?


yes, how do you feel now?
 
2013-05-19 07:32:48 PM  

carrion_luggage: Bang bus indeed!


hinten: Farmers actually believe what they read on the Internet?
What makes you think the person posting the vid had any knowledge of what actually happened?


No. They have an almanac.
 
2013-05-19 08:33:24 PM  
That was not petty theft. It was assault and robbery.

The only thing that would make this clip better is if an anvil had fallen out of the sky onto his head right after the bus had passed, followed by a grand piano.
 
2013-05-19 10:20:16 PM  
I love how everyone was TERRIFIED of a man that just got hit by a bus. Look at everyone cowering even after it was obvious that the guy probably wasn't even conscious.

The pussification of [whatever country this is in] continues...
 
2013-05-19 11:01:35 PM  
Wow - I shouldn't be surprised, but, trolling a thread in which a criminal is hit and injured by a bus? Huh. I know, "welcome to Fark", but, still....
 
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