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2013-05-18 06:50:04 PM
Im just curious where I stand on the racisim scale.
im white. Like 85% straight. Male.
but my son is half jamaican and I aint been with a white girl at all since I was 20.
28 now.


am I the devil?
 
2013-05-18 06:55:01 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Im just curious where I stand on the racisim scale.
im white. Like 85% straight. Male.
but my son is half jamaican and I aint been with a white girl at all since I was 20.
28 now.


am I the devil?


Survey says: you are just attracted to nonwhite females because you want to act on your white, colonial instincts to dominate a person of color in order to overtake their race genetically.

Don't get me started on how bad you are if you said that you're attracted mostly to white women.
 
2013-05-18 07:00:36 PM

Moonfisher: Poor little oppressed white people.  I'm white and a woman to boot, so I've been trampled left and right.  No wait... that's utter bullshiat.  I've watched myself get preference for promotion over equally qualified Hispanic folks in almost every job I've held.  I've watched my best friend in high school, a black girl, get punished for something we were both doing while I was ignored, despite my protestations.  I was pulled over while driving through Texas with a black man and asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"  It's like all the white people were born with a big bag of candy while the minorities were born with a sack of stale orange peanuts, and when someone tries to give them a gumball or two, we start screaming, "Where's mine!"


I have news for you candypants. You weren't handed those promotions because you are white.
 
2013-05-18 07:01:17 PM

umad: Moonfisher: Poor little oppressed white people.  I'm white and a woman to boot, so I've been trampled left and right.  No wait... that's utter bullshiat.  I've watched myself get preference for promotion over equally qualified Hispanic folks in almost every job I've held.  I've watched my best friend in high school, a black girl, get punished for something we were both doing while I was ignored, despite my protestations.  I was pulled over while driving through Texas with a black man and asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"  It's like all the white people were born with a big bag of candy while the minorities were born with a sack of stale orange peanuts, and when someone tries to give them a gumball or two, we start screaming, "Where's mine!"

I have news for you candypants. You weren't handed those promotions because you are white.


Heh.
 
2013-05-18 07:01:24 PM

Nabb1: I'm really beginning to question the legitimacy of Duke's academic reputation.


Oh, did I say Duke? Of course I meant Northwestern.
 
2013-05-18 07:01:45 PM

super_grass: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Im just curious where I stand on the racisim scale.
im white. Like 85% straight. Male.
but my son is half jamaican and I aint been with a white girl at all since I was 20.
28 now.


am I the devil?

Survey says: you are just attracted to nonwhite females because you want to act on your white, colonial instincts to dominate a person of color in order to overtake their race genetically.

Don't get me started on how bad you are if you said that you're attracted mostly to white women.


Ok. So what about the guys?
 
2013-05-18 07:06:08 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: am I the devil?



I'm not exactly sure where I stand either. I'm probably the same percentage hetero as you listed but the wife is definitely 50-50.

We are both white and most of my girlfriends are white. However, my wife has enjoyed farking BBCs for about a year now. Later tonight she's having a threesome with two of them . So, I think our balance of payments on the reparations bill is probably zero.

If I'm wrong she could happily fark black guys a little more often if it would help. I'll ask the guys when they get here. I'm sure they will have a good laugh about it.

/If not will certainly enjoy banking the extra credit in our reparations account
//No, In this case BBC doesn't stand for the British Broadasting Corporation
///No, I will not post the pictures
 
2013-05-18 07:10:30 PM
I always found it funny. My negro friends love the white women. Hell every other race wants our women.

but when you see a good looking jamaican girl in my arms
boy do they hate it. And the women hate it more.

funny thing about double standards
 
2013-05-18 07:12:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: I do not, however, think it should be a disqualification. It should be a non-factor.

The only people who think it is a disqualification are butthurt conservatives who think people who RTFA and saw where members of the diversity committee said that's the only reason he was voted down.


FTFY
 
2013-05-18 07:14:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: You're so edgy!

no, i'm bored. really. farking. bored.

Why don't you go hang out with your supposedly iranian wife?


He can't, she's in Canada right now.
 
2013-05-18 07:14:26 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: I always found it funny. My negro friends love the white women. Hell every other race wants our women.

but when you see a good looking jamaican girl in my arms
boy do they hate it. And the women hate it more.

funny thing about double standards


That's because they're just victims of the hetronormative eurocentric cultural imperialism pushed upon them by the entertainment industrial complex. A bald nubian women or a mustachioed female muslim is just as attractive as a skinny blonde in a bikini.
 
2013-05-18 07:18:34 PM
inspirationboost.com
 
2013-05-18 07:24:03 PM
fugeeface:
inspirationboost.com

Me too, Doc.
 
2013-05-18 07:25:55 PM
"Eau, MOY gawd, I mean.. white guys!"

"I  KNOW, like whoa, you know?  White males, man."

"Tell me about it, whoa ho, like... white  MALES."

"I know, like, yeah.  White and stuff.  And male."
 
2013-05-18 07:29:53 PM

Nabb1: / do people actually care about that?

Boy, do they. There are some folks here who keep FARKback jammed all day.


No kidding. I have been having posts deleted before I have time to click on "refresh comments" lately.
 
2013-05-18 07:32:11 PM

illannoyin: teenage mutant ninja rapist: am I the devil?


I'm not exactly sure where I stand either. I'm probably the same percentage hetero as you listed but the wife is definitely 50-50.

We are both white and most of my girlfriends are white. However, my wife has enjoyed farking BBCs for about a year now. Later tonight she's having a threesome with two of them . So, I think our balance of payments on the reparations bill is probably zero.

If I'm wrong she could happily fark black guys a little more often if it would help. I'll ask the guys when they get here. I'm sure they will have a good laugh about it.

/If not will certainly enjoy banking the extra credit in our reparations account
//No, In this case BBC doesn't stand for the British Broadasting Corporation
///No, I will not post the pictures


Dude, if I want to see a white girl getting pounded by BBC I'll look on Motherless.

Nobody wants to see your fat, middle-aged, saggy-titted wife.
 
2013-05-18 07:36:00 PM

JesusJuice: illannoyin: teenage mutant ninja rapist: am I the devil?


I'm not exactly sure where I stand either. I'm probably the same percentage hetero as you listed but the wife is definitely 50-50.

We are both white and most of my girlfriends are white. However, my wife has enjoyed farking BBCs for about a year now. Later tonight she's having a threesome with two of them . So, I think our balance of payments on the reparations bill is probably zero.

If I'm wrong she could happily fark black guys a little more often if it would help. I'll ask the guys when they get here. I'm sure they will have a good laugh about it.

/If not will certainly enjoy banking the extra credit in our reparations account
//No, In this case BBC doesn't stand for the British Broadasting Corporation
///No, I will not post the pictures

Dude, if I want to see a white girl getting pounded by BBC I'll look on Motherless.

Nobody wants to see your fat, middle-aged, saggy-titted wife.


Check your thin privilege.
 
2013-05-18 07:41:41 PM

Nabb1: Keizer_Ghidorah: WhippingBoy: Keizer_Ghidorah: It's funny how the ones who are the majority and hold the most power tend to be the ones who complain the loudest when they feel they're being "persecuted" and "discriminated against". Especially when it comes to not being able to be the majority and hold the power.

Why does this surprise you? How many people would willingly give up being king?

True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.

So, they kept the straight white guy off the diversity council? That's really sticking it to the Man.  Do you view all white guys as your oppressor, or are their other qualifications?


Hey, I AM a white guy. Does that make me a race traitor?
 
2013-05-18 07:42:00 PM
Repeat after me:

jarrodhart.files.wordpress.com

Our diversity is our strength...
Our diversity is our strength...
Our diversity is our strength...

 
2013-05-18 07:43:40 PM

super_grass: JesusJuice: illannoyin: teenage mutant ninja rapist: am I the devil?


I'm not exactly sure where I stand either. I'm probably the same percentage hetero as you listed but the wife is definitely 50-50.

We are both white and most of my girlfriends are white. However, my wife has enjoyed farking BBCs for about a year now. Later tonight she's having a threesome with two of them . So, I think our balance of payments on the reparations bill is probably zero.

If I'm wrong she could happily fark black guys a little more often if it would help. I'll ask the guys when they get here. I'm sure they will have a good laugh about it.

/If not will certainly enjoy banking the extra credit in our reparations account
//No, In this case BBC doesn't stand for the British Broadasting Corporation
///No, I will not post the pictures

Dude, if I want to see a white girl getting pounded by BBC I'll look on Motherless.

Nobody wants to see your fat, middle-aged, saggy-titted wife.

Check your thin privilege.


Eat a salad.
 
2013-05-18 07:48:12 PM
Everybodys racist but me
 
2013-05-18 07:49:17 PM

JesusJuice: super_grass: JesusJuice: illannoyin: teenage mutant ninja rapist: am I the devil?


I'm not exactly sure where I stand either. I'm probably the same percentage hetero as you listed but the wife is definitely 50-50.

We are both white and most of my girlfriends are white. However, my wife has enjoyed farking BBCs for about a year now. Later tonight she's having a threesome with two of them . So, I think our balance of payments on the reparations bill is probably zero.

If I'm wrong she could happily fark black guys a little more often if it would help. I'll ask the guys when they get here. I'm sure they will have a good laugh about it.

/If not will certainly enjoy banking the extra credit in our reparations account
//No, In this case BBC doesn't stand for the British Broadasting Corporation
///No, I will not post the pictures

Dude, if I want to see a white girl getting pounded by BBC I'll look on Motherless.

Nobody wants to see your fat, middle-aged, saggy-titted wife.

Check your thin privilege.

Eat a salad.


Check you common sense privilege.
 
2013-05-18 07:52:09 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Imagine a world without white men...
 
2013-05-18 07:54:30 PM

JesusJuice: super_grass: 

Check your thin privilege.

Eat a salad.


Being naturally thin happens maybe slightly more often than being naturally bigger.  Most thin folks work at keeping thin.  It's not a privilege.  It's earned.
 
2013-05-18 07:55:29 PM

super_grass: JesusJuice: super_grass: JesusJuice: illannoyin: teenage mutant ninja rapist: am I the devil?


I'm not exactly sure where I stand either. I'm probably the same percentage hetero as you listed but the wife is definitely 50-50.

We are both white and most of my girlfriends are white. However, my wife has enjoyed farking BBCs for about a year now. Later tonight she's having a threesome with two of them . So, I think our balance of payments on the reparations bill is probably zero.

If I'm wrong she could happily fark black guys a little more often if it would help. I'll ask the guys when they get here. I'm sure they will have a good laugh about it.

/If not will certainly enjoy banking the extra credit in our reparations account
//No, In this case BBC doesn't stand for the British Broadasting Corporation
///No, I will not post the pictures

Dude, if I want to see a white girl getting pounded by BBC I'll look on Motherless.

Nobody wants to see your fat, middle-aged, saggy-titted wife.

Check your thin privilege.

Eat a salad.

Check you common sense privilege.


I suppose I AM privileged to have enough common sense to know that being fat is a choice and it's possible for ANYONE lose weight through diet and exercise.
 
2013-05-18 08:00:26 PM

kwame: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Being represented poorly is at least still being represented. Count the ethnicities represented on commercials during one afternoon of television. Write that tiny number down. Then get over yourself.


Your right: we do need more ethnicities represented poorly in daytime commercials. It's just not fair to stigmatize one group more than the rest.
 
2013-05-18 08:02:47 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Wait, so he thought he was qualified because his sister is a lesbian? In that case, wouldn't Dick Cheney be equally as qualified as a minority?


What was the position he was going for?

Diversity does not mean "Minority".
 
2013-05-18 08:03:59 PM

jehovahs witness protection: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Ever noticed that EVERY burglar in ADT commercials is white?
Showing any other race would be, well, racist.


I thought it was because we're so good at taking other peoples stuff. Ba-zing!
 
2013-05-18 08:11:44 PM
What has the white man ever done for us?

the aquaduct? Public health? Safety? Order? The automobile?
pornography? The internet? Fark? Television? The movies?
most classic literature? Lsd? Seinfeld? Modern medicine?

ok ok ok. But aside from all that. What has the white man ever done for us?
 
2013-05-18 08:11:59 PM

PsiChick: ...This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever seen come out of Fox News. A bunch of students had a vote that was possibly racist? Wow, send in the helicopters.

/Seriously, the campus is already hashing this out, let them get on with it.
//If you want a college horror story, go check out statistics on how many women get raped on campuses.


Think big picture. It's not just about this story.

Inequality (race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, etc) is something this country needs to discuss - in an honest way. Free from political correctness and allowing different folks to say what they think, ask questions, get answers.

But it wont happen because of preconceived notions and, as mentioned, political correctness.

/but a boy can dream...
 
2013-05-18 08:17:31 PM

Wolfmanjames: How about intellectual diversity, instead of the same old leftier than thou conformity we find omnipresent on campuses?


"Intellectual diversity" on college campuses usually (though not always) draws the line at "bugf*cking crazy".
Folks like you who whine that there's no "intellectual diversity" on college campuses has either 1) never actually been on one that isn't named "Bob Jones University", or 2) are usually on the wrong side of "bugf*ck crazy" and hate that people ignore you (or just point and laugh) because of it.

/plenty of intellectual diversity on college campuses
//most just have a low tolerance for bigots, homophobes, and the insane
 
2013-05-18 08:22:54 PM

Truther: PsiChick: ...This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever seen come out of Fox News. A bunch of students had a vote that was possibly racist? Wow, send in the helicopters.

/Seriously, the campus is already hashing this out, let them get on with it.
//If you want a college horror story, go check out statistics on how many women get raped on campuses.

Think big picture. It's not just about this story.

Inequality (race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, etc) is something this country needs to discuss - in an honest way. Free from political correctness and allowing different folks to say what they think, ask questions, get answers.

But it wont happen because of preconceived notions and, as mentioned, political correctness.

/but a boy can dream...


I figure most college rapes are bs. It is where the drunken regret factor is highest. As well as girls feeling left out of the pity party.
College age girls. I wont call them liars. But they tend to be factually challenged
 
2013-05-18 08:26:24 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: ok ok ok. But aside from all that. What has the white man ever done for us?


i have no idea how this thread is still going... shiat, can't someone find something good to watch on netflix?

PROPAGANDHI LYRICS
"The Only Good Fascist Is A Very Dead Fascist"
Swastikas and Klan robes,
Sexist, racist homophobes.
Aryan-Nations and Hammerskins,
You can wear my nuts on your Nazi chins.
I love a man in uniform.
Just what exactly are the great historical accomplishments
Of your race that make you proud to be white?
Capitalism? Slavery? Genocide? Sitcoms?
This is your farking white history, my friend.
So why don't we start making a history worth being proud of,
And start fighting the real farking enemy?
The white male capitalist supremacist.
Swastikas and Klan-robes,
Sexist, racist, homophobes.
This one's for the Master Race,
My brown-power ass in your white-power face.
Kill them all and let a Norse God sort 'em out.
 
2013-05-18 08:30:23 PM
if you want to talk about inequity isn't money a big part'a that? whitey will make more during his life than darky. can someone please find an OWS'ish story and sub it in so we can hack on that thread instead?
 
2013-05-18 08:34:09 PM

WTFdoesitmatter: I Browse: WTFdoesitmatter: Some people have to learn the real meaning of diversity the hard way. Hopefully, this student will refocus his life on something besides trying to implement reverse racism.


What's the real meaning of diversity, in your opinion?

Having everybody on equal footing. If someone is qualified or unqualified for a position, it shouldn't matter what color they are.


Why do some white males cry like this now where a generation or so ago there was NARY A F*CKING PEEP OUT OF THEM about "everybody being on an equal footing"?

Could it be because their only competition was other white men?

If there had been this hue and cry about "fairness" in the 60's when I was a child, I could accept their premise.
Had I head it in the 70's when I was a teenager, or even in the 80's when I was in my 20's, I would still say that they might a case.

Now... just STFU. You have no case. You have gone much too long with having the field all to yourselves, and now that this is no longer the case you want to cry about it. Here's a tissue, and that's all you get.
 
2013-05-18 08:44:51 PM

rewind2846: Now... just STFU. You have no case. You have gone much too long with having the field all to yourselves, and now that this is no longer the case you want to cry about it. Here's a tissue, and that's all you get.


uh it's not that we've got competition from darkies, bro, it's that those darkies are handed the job w/o respect to merit. it's no longer competition at all. being the best and some incompetent darky gets the job anyway. it ends up hurting the company that hired him, too, because incompetence.
 
2013-05-18 08:48:14 PM
I just watched the movie '42'.

I am very very angry at white people right now damnit!!!!!!
 
2013-05-18 08:50:18 PM
I think we all learned something today.

/Not really.
 
2013-05-18 08:52:46 PM

WhippingBoy: halB: The best thing to ever happen to the civil rights movement was when that sheriff turned the fire hoses on those poor little black kids trying to go to school - in front of the cameras.  It wasn't until that scene that America realized just how ugly racism can be.

Soon, white heterosexual males will have a similar moment.

The sad thing is, I don't disagree with you.


We already had a moment like that today, actually - I went to the credit union today, and the ATM was out of order. I actually had to go inside and talk to a teller. It was awful.

And yes, being white is pretty awesome.
 
2013-05-18 08:53:07 PM

muck4doo: I think we all learned something today.

/Not really.


Oh wait, i did learn something. Son graduated from Baylor today, and looking at the graduating class I did not see Brittney Griner anywhere. Wasn't she a senior this year? Did she not get diversity?
 
2013-05-18 08:53:46 PM
Sorry, meant graduating class program book.
 
2013-05-18 08:55:27 PM

rewind2846: WTFdoesitmatter: I Browse: WTFdoesitmatter: Some people have to learn the real meaning of diversity the hard way. Hopefully, this student will refocus his life on something besides trying to implement reverse racism.


What's the real meaning of diversity, in your opinion?

Having everybody on equal footing. If someone is qualified or unqualified for a position, it shouldn't matter what color they are.

Why do some white males cry like this now where a generation or so ago there was NARY A F*CKING PEEP OUT OF THEM about "everybody being on an equal footing"?

Could it be because their only competition was other white men?

If there had been this hue and cry about "fairness" in the 60's when I was a child, I could accept their premise.
Had I head it in the 70's when I was a teenager, or even in the 80's when I was in my 20's, I would still say that they might a case.

Now... just STFU. You have no case. You have gone much too long with having the field all to yourselves, and now that this is no longer the case you want to cry about it. Here's a tissue, and that's all you get.


So there were no white people active in the civil rights movement?
 
2013-05-18 09:01:49 PM

Bonobo62: rewind2846: WTFdoesitmatter: I Browse: WTFdoesitmatter: Some people have to learn the real meaning of diversity the hard way. Hopefully, this student will refocus his life on something besides trying to implement reverse racism.


What's the real meaning of diversity, in your opinion?

Having everybody on equal footing. If someone is qualified or unqualified for a position, it shouldn't matter what color they are.

Why do some white males cry like this now where a generation or so ago there was NARY A F*CKING PEEP OUT OF THEM about "everybody being on an equal footing"?

Could it be because their only competition was other white men?

If there had been this hue and cry about "fairness" in the 60's when I was a child, I could accept their premise.
Had I head it in the 70's when I was a teenager, or even in the 80's when I was in my 20's, I would still say that they might a case.

Now... just STFU. You have no case. You have gone much too long with having the field all to yourselves, and now that this is no longer the case you want to cry about it. Here's a tissue, and that's all you get.

So there were no white people active in the civil rights movement?


No true white people.
 
2013-05-18 09:08:46 PM

WhippingBoy: No true white people.


not sure if serious. tons of liberal whites fought in that movement.
 
2013-05-18 09:27:16 PM

utah dude: WhippingBoy: No true white people.

not sure if serious. tons of liberal whites fought in that movement.


It's a spin on "no true Scotsman."
 
2013-05-18 09:32:46 PM

BarkingUnicorn: utah dude: WhippingBoy: No true white people.

not sure if serious. tons of liberal whites fought in that movement.

It's a spin on "no true Scotsman."


me learn thanks.
 
2013-05-18 09:59:47 PM

rewind2846: WTFdoesitmatter: I Browse: WTFdoesitmatter: Some people have to learn the real meaning of diversity the hard way. Hopefully, this student will refocus his life on something besides trying to implement reverse racism.


What's the real meaning of diversity, in your opinion?

Having everybody on equal footing. If someone is qualified or unqualified for a position, it shouldn't matter what color they are.

Why do some white males cry like this now where a generation or so ago there was NARY A F*CKING PEEP OUT OF THEM about "everybody being on an equal footing"?

Could it be because their only competition was other white men?

If there had been this hue and cry about "fairness" in the 60's when I was a child, I could accept their premise.
Had I head it in the 70's when I was a teenager, or even in the 80's when I was in my 20's, I would still say that they might a case.

Now... just STFU. You have no case. You have gone much too long with having the field all to yourselves, and now that this is no longer the case you want to cry about it. Here's a tissue, and that's all you get.


So, you're one of those idiots that believes that people should be hired, promoted, accepted into schools, etc. based on the color of their skin and not the content of their character. Do you believe that it should be done out of A - spite and revenge or B - because you are admitting an inferiority that would put different racial groups at a disadvantage in these processes? Just wondering.
 
2013-05-18 09:59:59 PM
I am not a racist.  I hate everyone equally.
 
2013-05-18 10:00:23 PM
I call shenanigans
 
2013-05-18 10:08:03 PM

Mock26: I am not a racist.  I hate everyone equally.


So you're Scottish?
 
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