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2013-05-18 05:51:55 PM

WhippingBoy: Keizer_Ghidorah: It's funny how the ones who are the majority and hold the most power tend to be the ones who complain the loudest when they feel they're being "persecuted" and "discriminated against". Especially when it comes to not being able to be the majority and hold the power.

Why does this surprise you? How many people would willingly give up being king?


True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.
 
2013-05-18 05:54:19 PM

JesusJuice: He was voted down BECAUSE he was a straight, white male. They come right out and say it. There's no ambiguity.


One voter came out and said it.  IDK how he knows the candidate is hetero.

IDK what all this fuss is about.  The student senate's process seems to emulate the U. S. Senate's advice-and-consent role in appointments of Executive officials.  Race, religion, and gender overtly play roles in that process all the time.  Haven't seen any sexual orientation debate yet but I'd say it's a matter of time.
 
2013-05-18 05:55:38 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.


uh... be sure to confuse the whole OWS class war thing with skin color. just because i'm white doesn't mean i've got a humvee and play golf with my ivy league friends. in fact if you sum my net income, those on support programs make out better than me, especially if you factor in the student loan repayments. so... uh... get mad at RICH WHITEY, not white whitey. shiat, even i'm really mad at rich whitey. if society ever REALLY BREAKS DOWN, i'm going to be pointing my barrel at him, right alongside my multicolored friends, students, clients.
 
2013-05-18 05:57:49 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: WhippingBoy: Keizer_Ghidorah: It's funny how the ones who are the majority and hold the most power tend to be the ones who complain the loudest when they feel they're being "persecuted" and "discriminated against". Especially when it comes to not being able to be the majority and hold the power.

Why does this surprise you? How many people would willingly give up being king?

True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.


So, they kept the straight white guy off the diversity council? That's really sticking it to the Man.  Do you view all white guys as your oppressor, or are their other qualifications?
 
2013-05-18 05:59:50 PM

utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: Oh yeah clearly you do.

iranian wife, mexican son... uh numerous pro-gay rallies and such (despite the whole church prop 8 thing), so yah.

if i miss out on another job opportunity because of race i'll prolly call the interviewing person whatever racist moniker is deserved. because i'm human too.


A white person.

You see, being white is like having the original sin. You are tainted by the crimes of your ancestors the second you are born regardless of your actions and character in life, and all white people are born with it. The only way to seek salvation from this burden is to relinquish time, opportunity, and money to institutions whose job it is to scrub this terrible condition from you while admonishing you as an wicked human being.

The more time and money you give to these people, the more they will cleanse your soul of this evil. However, as one of the wicked, you are not allowed to join the upper ranks or bring up your own suggestions on how we should interpret their doctrine unless you are of a more righteous bloodline.

But be warned. Do not ever disagree with these people, for they have the support of powerful people and legions of supporters who can turn you into an outcast for speaking against their ideology.
 
2013-05-18 05:59:55 PM

Nabb1: Do you view all white guys as your oppressor, or are their other qualifications?


so... uh... get mad at RICH WHITEY, not white whitey
 
2013-05-18 06:00:36 PM
Not sure why anyone is surprised by this.  Diversity measures focus, by their very nature, on skin color.  It is as racist a concept as there is. Period. So a group of racists is acting racist.  And no surprise the usual fark crowd that supports it. Lol.

Even though the position itself is pointless and stupid,  a person of color _____ being voted down because of being color _______ is wrong.
 
2013-05-18 06:01:30 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: WhippingBoy: Keizer_Ghidorah: It's funny how the ones who are the majority and hold the most power tend to be the ones who complain the loudest when they feel they're being "persecuted" and "discriminated against". Especially when it comes to not being able to be the majority and hold the power.

Why does this surprise you? How many people would willingly give up being king?

True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.


Just be careful not to antagonize him too much, or they'll find your head on a pole outside the castle.
 
2013-05-18 06:05:24 PM
I'm sure if the roles were reversed the comments herein would be identical.

/ sarcasm
 
2013-05-18 06:09:10 PM

super_grass: But be warned. Do not ever disagree with these people, for they have the support of powerful people and legions of supporters who can turn you into an outcast for speaking against their ideology.


These are Communications majors.
 
2013-05-18 06:09:12 PM

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: halB: The best thing to ever happen to the civil rights movement was when that sheriff turned the fire hoses on those poor little black kids trying to go to school - in front of the cameras.  It wasn't until that scene that America realized just how ugly racism can be.

Soon, white heterosexual males will have a similar moment.

Are you farking kidding me?

Is there a group of people in this world more self-absorbedly annoying than heterosexual white dudes? When you guys live in a nation built upon slavery of white guys, where guys couldn't hold property or vote, or had to deal with decades of institutionalized racism then you can biatch about being oppressed. Until then you're still the highest paid and most powerful demographic in the country.


A majority of white men couldn't vote for the longest time.  You had to own land.  Most white people did not.  You should at least learn what happened hundreds of years ago if you're going to victimize a whole race of people who live now for it.
 
2013-05-18 06:10:44 PM

WhippingBoy: Just be careful not to antagonize him too much, or they'll find your head on a pole outside the castle.


which is more likely:
- white people round up all the mexicans and execute them and also put them in death camps?
- mexican people round up all the white people and execute them and also put them in death camps?

prepare projected answers, also, for +10 years, +20 years, and +40 years.
 
2013-05-18 06:11:55 PM
REVENGE is a dish best served over white rice....
 
2013-05-18 06:12:37 PM

utah dude: numerous pro-gay rallies


So one might call you a "bisexual activist" I think was the perjorative you used on me?
 
2013-05-18 06:14:02 PM

utah dude: WhippingBoy: Just be careful not to antagonize him too much, or they'll find your head on a pole outside the castle.

which is more likely:
- white people round up all the mexicans and execute them and also put them in death camps?
- mexican people round up all the white people and execute them and also put them in death camps?

prepare projected answers, also, for +10 years, +20 years, and +40 years.


Well then white guys aren't really King then, are they?
 
2013-05-18 06:15:17 PM

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: numerous pro-gay rallies

So one might call you a "bisexual activist" I think was the perjorative you used on me?


Not everyone is out there to get you and you don't have to be offended at everything. Why can't descriptions just be descriptions?
 
2013-05-18 06:16:25 PM

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: numerous pro-gay rallies

So one might call you a "bisexual activist" I think was the perjorative you used on me?


i'd be honored if you called me such.
 
2013-05-18 06:16:37 PM

super_grass: cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: numerous pro-gay rallies

So one might call you a "bisexual activist" I think was the perjorative you used on me?

Not everyone is out there to get you and you don't have to be offended at everything. Why can't descriptions just be descriptions?


Well mainly because I'm neither and he meant it as a perjorative.
 
2013-05-18 06:17:55 PM

utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: numerous pro-gay rallies

So one might call you a "bisexual activist" I think was the perjorative you used on me?

i'd be honored if you called me such.


Oh, so you meant to honor me when you told Nabb to ignore me because of it?

You have a funny way of showing honor. I should be ignored because supposedly I am a bisexual activist, but you should be honored to be called that?

Makes total sense.
 
2013-05-18 06:18:59 PM

WTFdoesitmatter: I Browse: WTFdoesitmatter: Some people have to learn the real meaning of diversity the hard way. Hopefully, this student will refocus his life on something besides trying to implement reverse racism.


What's the real meaning of diversity, in your opinion?

Having everybody on equal footing. If someone is qualified or unqualified for a position, it shouldn't matter what color they are.


That is a great description of diversity.

I look forward to the day when a man will not be judged by the color of his skin but by the content of his character.

THAT will be a good day indeed!
 
2013-05-18 06:19:15 PM

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: numerous pro-gay rallies

So one might call you a "bisexual activist" I think was the perjorative you used on me?


cameron i troll you hard because you're one of the few people providing intelligent comments and debates on fark, if you look at the positions i've taken on things with you you'll notice a bunch and pro- and anti- stances on a variety of issues. you provide comments, intelligence, feedback, entertainment. some of my views actually change as a result of dicking around on fark.
 
2013-05-18 06:19:49 PM

cameroncrazy1984: super_grass: cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: numerous pro-gay rallies

So one might call you a "bisexual activist" I think was the perjorative you used on me?

Not everyone is out there to get you and you don't have to be offended at everything. Why can't descriptions just be descriptions?

Well mainly because I'm neither and he meant it as a perjorative.


You can't know what he's thinking any more than what the student committee thought when they voted.
 
2013-05-18 06:20:14 PM

utah dude: Keizer_Ghidorah: True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.

uh... be sure to confuse the whole OWS class war thing with skin color. just because i'm white doesn't mean i've got a humvee and play golf with my ivy league friends. in fact if you sum my net income, those on support programs make out better than me, especially if you factor in the student loan repayments. so... uh... get mad at RICH WHITEY, not white whitey. shiat, even i'm really mad at rich whitey. if society ever REALLY BREAKS DOWN, i'm going to be pointing my barrel at him, right alongside my multicolored friends, students, clients.


You don't? Man, we have got to get you into the White Hetero Males club. We keep it pretty well hidden, so sometimes we accidentally overlook one of our White Hetero Male brethren, but as soon as we get you all signed up you can have your unlimited corporate wealth, your gold throne, and your unlimited power to do anything you want.
 
2013-05-18 06:20:45 PM

utah dude: cameron i troll you hard


Way to admit that you violate the Fark terms just to cover up the fact that you were being a complete moron.
 
2013-05-18 06:21:22 PM

super_grass: You can't know what he's thinking any more than what the student committee thought when they voted.


I disagree. In this case, he elucidated.
 
2013-05-18 06:23:17 PM

Bonobo62: utah dude: Keizer_Ghidorah: True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.

uh... be sure to confuse the whole OWS class war thing with skin color. just because i'm white doesn't mean i've got a humvee and play golf with my ivy league friends. in fact if you sum my net income, those on support programs make out better than me, especially if you factor in the student loan repayments. so... uh... get mad at RICH WHITEY, not white whitey. shiat, even i'm really mad at rich whitey. if society ever REALLY BREAKS DOWN, i'm going to be pointing my barrel at him, right alongside my multicolored friends, students, clients.

You don't? Man, we have got to get you into the White Hetero Males club. We keep it pretty well hidden, so sometimes we accidentally overlook one of our White Hetero Male brethren, but as soon as we get you all signed up you can have your unlimited corporate wealth, your gold throne, and your unlimited power to do anything you want.


You gonna be at the meeting next week?
 
2013-05-18 06:24:21 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Way to admit that you violate the Fark terms just to cover up the fact that you were being a complete moron.


generating conservation, increasing page refreshes, and increasing advertising revenue. i'm sure Fark doesn't care about me being a moron. i'm not advertising anything or posting malicious links. even my profile has an admission of my troll status, bro.
 
2013-05-18 06:25:03 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Way to admit that you violate the Fark terms just to cover up the fact that you were being a complete moron.


www.apsltd.com
 
2013-05-18 06:25:16 PM

WhippingBoy: Bonobo62: utah dude: Keizer_Ghidorah: True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.

uh... be sure to confuse the whole OWS class war thing with skin color. just because i'm white doesn't mean i've got a humvee and play golf with my ivy league friends. in fact if you sum my net income, those on support programs make out better than me, especially if you factor in the student loan repayments. so... uh... get mad at RICH WHITEY, not white whitey. shiat, even i'm really mad at rich whitey. if society ever REALLY BREAKS DOWN, i'm going to be pointing my barrel at him, right alongside my multicolored friends, students, clients.

You don't? Man, we have got to get you into the White Hetero Males club. We keep it pretty well hidden, so sometimes we accidentally overlook one of our White Hetero Male brethren, but as soon as we get you all signed up you can have your unlimited corporate wealth, your gold throne, and your unlimited power to do anything you want.

You gonna be at the meeting next week?


Don't talk about it here, man. I think there's some darkies reading.
 
2013-05-18 06:25:52 PM

utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: Way to admit that you violate the Fark terms just to cover up the fact that you were being a complete moron.

generating conservation, increasing page refreshes, and increasing advertising revenue. i'm sure Fark doesn't care about me being a moron. i'm not advertising anything or posting malicious links. even my profile has an admission of my troll status, bro.


You're so edgy!
 
2013-05-18 06:26:54 PM

WhippingBoy: You gonna be at the meeting next week?


haha. i don't fit in that crowd at all. i want more money but i'm not about to wear sweaters and exploit mexicans in a factory to do so.
 
2013-05-18 06:27:54 PM

Bonobo62: utah dude: Keizer_Ghidorah: True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.

uh... be sure to confuse the whole OWS class war thing with skin color. just because i'm white doesn't mean i've got a humvee and play golf with my ivy league friends. in fact if you sum my net income, those on support programs make out better than me, especially if you factor in the student loan repayments. so... uh... get mad at RICH WHITEY, not white whitey. shiat, even i'm really mad at rich whitey. if society ever REALLY BREAKS DOWN, i'm going to be pointing my barrel at him, right alongside my multicolored friends, students, clients.

You don't? Man, we have got to get you into the White Hetero Males club. We keep it pretty well hidden, so sometimes we accidentally overlook one of our White Hetero Male brethren, but as soon as we get you all signed up you can have your unlimited corporate wealth, your gold throne, and your unlimited power to do anything you want.


Don't forget about the weekly cruises courtesy of Koch industries and George W. Bush. The ship is fueled by fracking fluid.

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: cameron i troll you hard

Way to admit that you violate the Fark terms just to cover up the fact that you were being a complete moron.


www.inquisitr.com

/ do people actually care about that?
 
2013-05-18 06:28:12 PM

cameroncrazy1984: You're so edgy!


no, i'm bored. really. farking. bored.
 
2013-05-18 06:28:31 PM

utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: You're so edgy!

no, i'm bored. really. farking. bored.


Why don't you go hang out with your supposedly iranian wife?
 
2013-05-18 06:31:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: You're so edgy!

no, i'm bored. really. farking. bored.

Why don't you go hang out with your supposedly iranian wife?


we're discussing socialized medicine right now in bed together, actually. i'm supporting obamacare implementation on a 10-20- year timeline. she doesn't want any government involvement whatsoever. classic set of liberal vs. conservation oppositions on this one.
 
2013-05-18 06:33:03 PM

super_grass: Bonobo62: utah dude: Keizer_Ghidorah: True, but when the current king has been a tyrant, he needs a few kicks in the ass to remember that he's not the all-special all-amazing all-privileged golden boy he thinks he is, and that there are other people around him.

uh... be sure to confuse the whole OWS class war thing with skin color. just because i'm white doesn't mean i've got a humvee and play golf with my ivy league friends. in fact if you sum my net income, those on support programs make out better than me, especially if you factor in the student loan repayments. so... uh... get mad at RICH WHITEY, not white whitey. shiat, even i'm really mad at rich whitey. if society ever REALLY BREAKS DOWN, i'm going to be pointing my barrel at him, right alongside my multicolored friends, students, clients.

You don't? Man, we have got to get you into the White Hetero Males club. We keep it pretty well hidden, so sometimes we accidentally overlook one of our White Hetero Male brethren, but as soon as we get you all signed up you can have your unlimited corporate wealth, your gold throne, and your unlimited power to do anything you want.

Don't forget about the weekly cruises courtesy of Koch industries and George W. Bush. The ship is fueled by fracking fluid.

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: cameron i troll you hard

Way to admit that you violate the Fark terms just to cover up the fact that you were being a complete moron.



/ do people actually care about that?


Boy, do they. There are some folks here who keep FARKback jammed all day.
 
2013-05-18 06:33:46 PM

utah dude: WhippingBoy: You gonna be at the meeting next week?

haha. i don't fit in that crowd at all. i want more money but i'm not about to wear sweaters and exploit mexicans in a factory to do so.


OK, but if you're not there, you might have to settle for a Lexus instead of a Mercedes.
 
2013-05-18 06:33:48 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The candidate attended Norwich Free Academy, which is so proud of its diversity that there are detailed demographics on its Wiki page.  I think he might have a sincere interest in fostering diversity.


Ha, I didn't even notice that.  I graduated from NFA.  Norwich is a shiathole.
 
2013-05-18 06:34:46 PM

utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: You're so edgy!

no, i'm bored. really. farking. bored.

Why don't you go hang out with your supposedly iranian wife?

we're discussing socialized medicine right now in bed together, actually. i'm supporting obamacare implementation on a 10-20- year timeline. she doesn't want any government involvement whatsoever. classic set of liberal vs. conservation oppositions on this one.


I'm sure you are. Maybe you need to get help if you can imagine an entire person.
 
2013-05-18 06:36:19 PM

WhippingBoy: Popcorn Johnny: It's impossible to be racist against white people. Fark taught me that a long time ago.

And don't you forget it!


looks at your  name...


bwahahahahahahahaha
 
2013-05-18 06:36:32 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I'm sure you are. Maybe you need to get help if you can imagine an entire person.


what?
 
2013-05-18 06:38:17 PM

KnowledgeJunkie: WhippingBoy: Popcorn Johnny: It's impossible to be racist against white people. Fark taught me that a long time ago.

And don't you forget it!

looks at your  name...


bwahahahahahahahaha


Do you realize that you're just embarrassing yourself by showing your ignorance?
 
2013-05-18 06:38:56 PM

BarkingUnicorn: kimmygibblershomework: Why a white male would want to subject themselves to that bowl of McDonalds commercialesque crazy is beyond me.  He should just give it ten years, when white males will actually be a minority lol.  Oh well.   The lengths some folks will go to for a parking space...

That's no way to talk about your Mom's vaj, even though it's accurate.

The candidate attended Norwich Free Academy, which is so proud of its diversity that there are detailed demographics on its Wiki page.  I think he might have a sincere interest in fostering diversity.


Dude. Really.  That was just pathetic.  Grow some humor and a dick for your unfulfilled wife and try again.
 
2013-05-18 06:39:47 PM

utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: I'm sure you are. Maybe you need to get help if you can imagine an entire person.

what?


Dude, I think you just caught him trolling/attacking another farker, which  violates the Fark terms
 
2013-05-18 06:42:30 PM

super_grass: utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: I'm sure you are. Maybe you need to get help if you can imagine an entire person.

what?

Dude, I think you just caught him trolling/attacking another farker, which  violates the Fark terms

 haha. he's cool.
 
2013-05-18 06:42:44 PM

utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: I'm sure you are. Maybe you need to get help if you can imagine an entire person.

what?


How can I tell if you're trolling me or not? I must assume you are, since you said you troll me hard all the time. Ergo, you made up your "Iranian wife"
 
2013-05-18 06:45:02 PM

super_grass: utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: I'm sure you are. Maybe you need to get help if you can imagine an entire person.

what?

Dude, I think you just caught him trolling/attacking another farker, which  violates the Fark terms


Who gives a shiat?
 
2013-05-18 06:45:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: utah dude: cameroncrazy1984: I'm sure you are. Maybe you need to get help if you can imagine an entire person.

what?

How can I tell if you're trolling me or not? I must assume you are, since you said you troll me hard all the time. Ergo, you made up your "Iranian wife"


dude. she's real. and a total pain in the ass. my advice is DON'T GET MARRIED. that said, i'm going to stick it out and try and stay married to her.
 
2013-05-18 06:45:30 PM

utah dude: dude. she's real. and a total pain in the ass. my advice is DON'T GET MARRIED. that said, i'm going to stick it out and try and stay married to her.


I'm sure "she" is.
 
2013-05-18 06:48:56 PM
I'm really beginning to question the legitimacy of Duke's academic reputation.
 
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