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2013-05-18 01:24:53 PM  

I Browse: WTFdoesitmatter: Some people have to learn the real meaning of diversity the hard way. Hopefully, this student will refocus his life on something besides trying to implement reverse racism.


What's the real meaning of diversity, in your opinion?


Having everybody on equal footing. If someone is qualified or unqualified for a position, it shouldn't matter what color they are.
 
2013-05-18 01:25:11 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: It's impossible to be racist against white people. Fark taught me that a long time ago.


BearsBearsBears.jpg
 
2013-05-18 01:25:51 PM  

Owangotang: WhippingBoy: halB: The best thing to ever happen to the civil rights movement was when that sheriff turned the fire hoses on those poor little black kids trying to go to school - in front of the cameras.  It wasn't until that scene that America realized just how ugly racism can be.

Soon, white heterosexual males will have a similar moment.

The sad thing is, I don't disagree with you.

You may not disagree but you will be wrong. There will not be a moment as built up to over one hundred plus years that targets white, straight males. There will undoubtedly be minor moments where white straight males cry that they are being persecuted, however no one will give a shiat.


I'm not claiming to be persecuted. I'm just saying I recognize bigotry when I see it.
 
2013-05-18 01:26:21 PM  

kwame: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Being represented poorly is at least still being represented. Count the ethnicities represented on commercials during one afternoon of television. Write that tiny number down. Then get over yourself.


I do see diversity in commercials, probably not enough but how often are the minorities portrayed as bumbling idiots vs. white males ? Write that tiny number down .
 
2013-05-18 01:26:42 PM  

kingoomieiii: Nabb1: And your opinion is based on what? Awesome.

A passing familiarity with the prime directive of FOXNews's editorial section. Make old conservatives, white supremacist, casual racists, and other assorted bigots as angry as possible at all times. It's working! Just check out the comments.


FOXNews is crap. I'm talking about the article in NU's newspaper they linked to. Did you bother to read that before you went off half-cocked, or did you just see the FOXNews tag and go straight to derp?
 
2013-05-18 01:27:13 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: He'll get over it.  I'm just glad conservatives are still pussy whiners.


The odds are this reject ain't a member of my club. If he were conservative, he'd have only been running to destroy the silly group from within. This guy thought he was in the liberal/diversity club. He didn't realize it was only a trial membership.
 
2013-05-18 01:28:41 PM  
Let this be a grim warning to White Knights everywhere...
 
2013-05-18 01:28:49 PM  
When a black guy gets a job in front of a white guy, it's based on race. When a white guy gets a job ahead of a black guy, it's because the white guy interviewed better and was a more polished candidate. As a white, heterosexual, college educated male, I need a hug because of all this oppression.
 
2013-05-18 01:30:26 PM  
I worked under contract at a very large corporation that celebrated their diversity to a high degree.  Nothing wrong with that at all.
There were posters everywhere (that bordered on propaganda) touting their love of diversity and how it was so vital to their success.  Not one of them had a white male in them even though white males were quite prevalent and were definitely doing the heavy lifting in pretty much every aspect of their business.  When someone finally made a comment about this, they replaced all of the posters.
They now include a white male, a very fabulous white male.  HR smiled and and basically said FTFY.
 
2013-05-18 01:30:36 PM  
jehovahs witness protection:
Ever noticed that EVERY burglar in ADT commercials is white?
Showing any other race would be, well, racist.


Nope, hadn't noticed. Does it offend you that they used white actors?
 
2013-05-18 01:30:51 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: When a black guy gets a job in front of a white guy, it's based on race. When a white guy gets a job ahead of a black guy, it's because the white guy interviewed better and was a more polished candidate. As a white, heterosexual, college educated male, I need a hug because of all this oppression.


How do Asian guys get jobs?
 
2013-05-18 01:30:59 PM  

jehovahs witness protection


Until then, we must pay for the crime of being white heterosexual men.


*shrug* Okay. The fines haven't bothered me so far.
 
2013-05-18 01:32:54 PM  

cig-mkr: kwame: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Being represented poorly is at least still being represented. Count the ethnicities represented on commercials during one afternoon of television. Write that tiny number down. Then get over yourself.

I do see diversity in commercials, probably not enough but how often are the minorities portrayed as bumbling idiots vs. white males ? Write that tiny number down .


This is the most ridiculously stupid chip I've seen on anyone's shoulder in years. Kudos.
 
2013-05-18 01:34:15 PM  

WhippingBoy: Let this be a grim warning to White Knights everywhere...


If this is a "grim" warning, you're a little b*tch.
Emmett Till is a grim warning.
James Byrd is a grim warning.

I can only hope that I've clarified this.
 
2013-05-18 01:34:55 PM  
Hey, hey...Wildcats represent!

/from back in the "wearing paper bags over our heads at home football games" days...
 
2013-05-18 01:35:26 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: jehovahs witness protection

Until then, we must pay for the crime of being white heterosexual men.


*shrug* Okay. The fines haven't bothered me so far.


Really?  Next time, look a little closer at your paycheck, genius.
 
2013-05-18 01:35:45 PM  
I'm just gonna throw this out there: Being white shouldn't disqualify you from any position any more than being black, asian, middle-eastern, etc. That said, there's probably something else we're not hearing.
 
2013-05-18 01:36:43 PM  

WhippingBoy: Owangotang: WhippingBoy: halB: The best thing to ever happen to the civil rights movement was when that sheriff turned the fire hoses on those poor little black kids trying to go to school - in front of the cameras.  It wasn't until that scene that America realized just how ugly racism can be.

Soon, white heterosexual males will have a similar moment.

The sad thing is, I don't disagree with you.

You may not disagree but you will be wrong. There will not be a moment as built up to over one hundred plus years that targets white, straight males. There will undoubtedly be minor moments where white straight males cry that they are being persecuted, however no one will give a shiat.

I'm not claiming to be persecuted. I'm just saying I recognize bigotry when I see it.


There is no doubt that discrimination and even bigotry against white, straight males exists. It may even be growing. It won't, however, lead to a moment anything like the sheriff turning the hoses on the kids. Maybe that is the enduring balancing of racial history, a lukewarm bigotry against white straight males that never fully resolves. I don't know.
 
2013-05-18 01:37:46 PM  
Nothing says "good policy" like treating normal people as second-class citizens, and rewarding defectives.
 
2013-05-18 01:37:57 PM  

kwame: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Being represented poorly is at least still being represented. Count the ethnicities represented on commercials during one afternoon of television. Write that tiny number down. Then get over yourself.


How many different color sex dolls do you have kwame? Any of them white, or do you only go fo the darker skin colors?
 
2013-05-18 01:38:38 PM  

Rincewind53: Eh, I'm okay with that. I actually do tend to agree that having a white, heterosexual male in charge of diversity sends the wrong message.


As the comments from fellow students indicate, the nominee demonstrated virtually no experience with the multicultural groups he would have to work with.  Having a lesbian sister does not mean you understand lesbian issues.  It's no better than saying, "I have friends who are __________."
 
2013-05-18 01:38:51 PM  

Owangotang: WhippingBoy: Owangotang: WhippingBoy: halB: The best thing to ever happen to the civil rights movement was when that sheriff turned the fire hoses on those poor little black kids trying to go to school - in front of the cameras.  It wasn't until that scene that America realized just how ugly racism can be.

Soon, white heterosexual males will have a similar moment.

The sad thing is, I don't disagree with you.

You may not disagree but you will be wrong. There will not be a moment as built up to over one hundred plus years that targets white, straight males. There will undoubtedly be minor moments where white straight males cry that they are being persecuted, however no one will give a shiat.

I'm not claiming to be persecuted. I'm just saying I recognize bigotry when I see it.

There is no doubt that discrimination and even bigotry against white, straight males exists. It may even be growing. It won't, however, lead to a moment anything like the sheriff turning the hoses on the kids. Maybe that is the enduring balancing of racial history, a lukewarm bigotry against white straight males that never fully resolves. I don't know.


Yeah, fair enough.
 
2013-05-18 01:39:01 PM  
Poor little oppressed white people.  I'm white and a woman to boot, so I've been trampled left and right.  No wait... that's utter bullshiat.  I've watched myself get preference for promotion over equally qualified Hispanic folks in almost every job I've held.  I've watched my best friend in high school, a black girl, get punished for something we were both doing while I was ignored, despite my protestations.  I was pulled over while driving through Texas with a black man and asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"  It's like all the white people were born with a big bag of candy while the minorities were born with a sack of stale orange peanuts, and when someone tries to give them a gumball or two, we start screaming, "Where's mine!"
 
2013-05-18 01:39:24 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: halB: The best thing to ever happen to the civil rights movement was when that sheriff turned the fire hoses on those poor little black kids trying to go to school - in front of the cameras.  It wasn't until that scene that America realized just how ugly racism can be.

Soon, white heterosexual males will have a similar moment.

Until then, we must pay for the crime of being white heterosexual men.


Check your privilege!

/nothin'
//Saturday slashies
 
2013-05-18 01:39:34 PM  
I discovered I'm not eligible for scholarships from UNCF. I feel so oppressed.
 
2013-05-18 01:39:55 PM  
We must all band together and show unity in our diversity!!!
 
2013-05-18 01:40:04 PM  
As a white heterosexual male I have to say that diversity is very close to my heart.  Now, bring on the interracial lesbian porn!!!!
 
2013-05-18 01:41:48 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Rincewind53: Eh, I'm okay with that. I actually do tend to agree that having a white, heterosexual male in charge of diversity sends the wrong message.

As the comments from fellow students indicate, the nominee demonstrated virtually no experience with the multicultural groups he would have to work with.  Having a lesbian sister does not mean you understand lesbian issues.   It's no better than saying, "I have friends who are __________."


That statement could apply to virtually everyone, regardless of the individuals sex, race, religion... etc.
 
2013-05-18 01:41:49 PM  

Elmo Jones: WhippingBoy: Let this be a grim warning to White Knights everywhere...

If this is a "grim" warning, you're a little b*tch.
Emmett Till is a grim warning.
James Byrd is a grim warning.

I can only hope that I've clarified this.


Oooh! I'll play!

Christopher Newsome is a grim warning.
Channon Christian is a grim warning.

Fun!
 
2013-05-18 01:44:19 PM  
the article is wrong, by going for a job like that he's obviously a HOMOSEXUAL MALE. this may be the most flamboyant self-outing he could imagine.
 
2013-05-18 01:45:50 PM  

kwame: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Being represented poorly is at least still being represented. Count the ethnicities represented on commercials during one afternoon of television. Write that tiny number down. Then get over yourself.


I watch several hundred commercials per week at my job. We prepare ad media for broadcast in markets all across the country.

Things I have learned from this job:

1. Auto and furniture dealers seem to advertise the most
2. Everyone pays more for gold than the "other guys"
3. Men are hapless morons while women are confident and infallible
4. There is plenty of racial diversity going on
5. Spanish language alternates of certain ad spots are unintentionally hilarious
6. Auto dealerships will finance a car for 6 years and no one bats an eye
7. Anything goes in the Vegas market
8. "Conservative" politicians seem to be the only ones advertising on TV and are crawling over each other to show who hates Obama the most and the most "conservative"
9. Infomercials are still delivered on Beta SP tapes in the lowest possible quality
10. Public access TV is some hilarious sh*t
 
2013-05-18 01:46:35 PM  

Moonfisher: myself get preference for promotion over equally qualified Hispanic folks in almost every job I've held.  I've watched my best friend in high school, a black girl,


you're obviously not from california.
 
2013-05-18 01:46:52 PM  
*is the most "conservative"

Also:

11. Shaq does a lot of commercials
 
2013-05-18 01:46:54 PM  

Moonfisher: Poor little oppressed white people.  I'm white and a woman to boot, so I've been trampled left and right.  No wait... that's utter bullshiat.  I've watched myself get preference for promotion over equally qualified Hispanic folks in almost every job I've held.  I've watched my best friend in high school, a black girl, get punished for something we were both doing while I was ignored, despite my protestations.  I was pulled over while driving through Texas with a black man and asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"  It's like all the white people were born with a big bag of candy while the minorities were born with a sack of stale orange peanuts, and when someone tries to give them a gumball or two, we start screaming, "Where's mine!"


So are you a fat chick that dates black guys, or a liberal hippie college chick who dates black guys?
 
2013-05-18 01:47:54 PM  

Moonfisher: Poor little oppressed white people.  I'm white and a woman to boot, so I've been trampled left and right.  No wait... that's utter bullshiat.  I've watched myself get preference for promotion over equally qualified Hispanic folks in almost every job I've held.  I've watched my best friend in high school, a black girl, get punished for something we were both doing while I was ignored, despite my protestations.  I was pulled over while driving through Texas with a black man and asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"  It's like all the white people were born with a big bag of candy while the minorities were born with a sack of stale orange peanuts, and when someone tries to give them a gumball or two, we start screaming, "Where's mine!"


Did you refuse the promotions?
 
2013-05-18 01:48:44 PM  

WhippingBoy: Elmo Jones: WhippingBoy: Let this be a grim warning to White Knights everywhere...

If this is a "grim" warning, you're a little b*tch.
Emmett Till is a grim warning.
James Byrd is a grim warning.

I can only hope that I've clarified this.

Oooh! I'll play!

Christopher Newsome is a grim warning.
Channon Christian is a grim warning.

Fun!


Can I add?

Antonio Santiago is a grim warning.
 
2013-05-18 01:49:21 PM  

utah dude: you're obviously not from california.


i mean los angeles. if you're in temecula yah they're racist against the mexicans there. give your housekeys and deed to your housecleaner and be homeless in canada. it's the right thing to do.
 
2013-05-18 01:50:10 PM  
Well, that makes sense, because most of them are pretty much intolerable assholes.
 
2013-05-18 01:50:29 PM  

I Browse: WTFdoesitmatter: Some people have to learn the real meaning of diversity the hard way. Hopefully, this student will refocus his life on something besides trying to implement reverse racism.


What's the real meaning of diversity, in your opinion?


Having lots of different guns.
 
2013-05-18 01:50:50 PM  

Moonfisher: Poor little oppressed white people.  I'm white and a woman to boot, so I've been trampled left and right.  No wait... that's utter bullshiat.  I've watched myself get preference for promotion over equally qualified Hispanic folks in almost every job I've held.  I've watched my best friend in high school, a black girl, get punished for something we were both doing while I was ignored, despite my protestations.  I was pulled over while driving through Texas with a black man and asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"  It's like all the white people were born with a big bag of candy while the minorities were born with a sack of stale orange peanuts, and when someone tries to give them a gumball or two, we start screaming, "Where's mine!"


Oh, bless your heart. I don't think this is oppression. It's just PC silliness run amock.
 
2013-05-18 01:50:51 PM  
Cultural Marxists are funny.
 
2013-05-18 01:51:10 PM  

Farty McPooPants


Really? Next time, look a little closer at your paycheck, genius.


*facepalm* It's a metaphor, you lackwit.

Since you obviously can't figure it out, it means that even if there are some drawbacks to being a white male I have not found those drawbacks to be debilitating or even noticeable in any meaningful way.
 
2013-05-18 01:51:35 PM  
I foresee RuPaul winning in a run-off.

sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2013-05-18 01:51:49 PM  
Diversity is overrated.
 
2013-05-18 01:51:49 PM  
Being oppressed makes me sad. I'm going to go have sex with a woman to express myself.
 
2013-05-18 01:52:34 PM  

tricycleracer: Being oppressed makes me sad. I'm going to go have sex with a woman to express myself.


Say hi to your mom for me.
 
2013-05-18 01:52:42 PM  

pxlboy: kwame: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Being represented poorly is at least still being represented. Count the ethnicities represented on commercials during one afternoon of television. Write that tiny number down. Then get over yourself.

I watch several hundred commercials per week at my job. We prepare ad media for broadcast in markets all across the country.

Things I have learned from this job:

1. Auto and furniture dealers seem to advertise the most
2. Everyone pays more for gold than the "other guys"
3. Men are hapless morons while women are confident and infallible
4. There is plenty of racial diversity going on
5. Spanish language alternates of certain ad spots are unintentionally hilarious
6. Auto dealerships will finance a car for 6 years and no one bats an eye
7. Anything goes in the Vegas market
8. "Conservative" politicians seem to be the only ones advertising on TV and are crawling over each other to show who hates Obama the most and the most "conservative"
9. Infomercials are still delivered on Beta SP tapes in the lowest possible quality
10. Public access TV is some hilarious sh*t


How about all white guys watch sports on TV with their 1 black friend.
 
2013-05-18 01:56:04 PM  

pxlboy: kwame: cig-mkr: Can't have  white heterosexual males on diversity panels, but we sure can make them look like clowns on commercials.

Being represented poorly is at least still being represented. Count the ethnicities represented on commercials during one afternoon of television. Write that tiny number down. Then get over yourself.

I watch several hundred commercials per week at my job. We prepare ad media for broadcast in markets all across the country.

Things I have learned from this job:

1. Auto and furniture dealers seem to advertise the most
2. Everyone pays more for gold than the "other guys"
3. Men are hapless morons while women are confident and infallible
4. There is plenty of racial diversity going on
5. Spanish language alternates of certain ad spots are unintentionally hilarious
6. Auto dealerships will finance a car for 6 years and no one bats an eye
7. Anything goes in the Vegas market
8. "Conservative" politicians seem to be the only ones advertising on TV and are crawling over each other to show who hates Obama the most and the most "conservative"
9. Infomercials are still delivered on Beta SP tapes in the lowest possible quality
10. Public access TV is some hilarious sh*t



12. Though Hollywood is surrounded by a sea of millions of Mexicans, they don't appear on TV. Black people are the favored minority.
 
2013-05-18 01:56:15 PM  

WhippingBoy: Oooh! I'll play!

Christopher Newsome is a grim warning.
Channon Christian is a grim warning.

Fun!


Police Chief Sterling Owen IV said that there is no indication the crimes were racially motivated and that the murders and assault "appears to have been a random violent act."
"There is absolutely no proof of a hate crime," said John Gill, special counsel to Knox County District Atty. Randy Nichols. "We know from our investigation that the people charged in this case were friends with white people, socialized with white people, dated white people. So not only is there no evidence of any racial animus, there's evidence to the contrary.
(sourced wiki article)

So, I guess the warning is "don't get carjacked?" And since you didn't address the first part of my post, I guess that means you are a little b*tch. That's how I'll remember you.
 
2013-05-18 01:57:45 PM  

Elmo Jones: WhippingBoy: Oooh! I'll play!

Christopher Newsome is a grim warning.
Channon Christian is a grim warning.

Fun!

Police Chief Sterling Owen IV said that there is no indication the crimes were racially motivated and that the murders and assault "appears to have been a random violent act."
"There is absolutely no proof of a hate crime," said John Gill, special counsel to Knox County District Atty. Randy Nichols. "We know from our investigation that the people charged in this case were friends with white people, socialized with white people, dated white people. So not only is there no evidence of any racial animus, there's evidence to the contrary.
(sourced wiki article)

So, I guess the warning is "don't get carjacked?" And since you didn't address the first part of my post, I guess that means you are a little b*tch. That's how I'll remember you.


I am a little biatch.
 
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