davidphogan: I don't get why they don't just build domed tracks.
OtherLittleGuy: Gentlemen, start your horses!
OtherLittleGuy: Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas TreeThe Union's full of farktwads.We love our slaves, we love our slavesUntil we're held at gunpointWe're Belgium in this UnpleasantnessBecause we're next to the Federal messOh Christmas Tree, in future schemesWe're just the template for nation-building.
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