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(The Sun)   Write a parking ticket for a widower sitting behind the hearse carrying his wife? You'd better believe that's an ass kicking   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 16
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2013-05-18 11:44:32 AM
4 votes:
A hearse is a hearse, of corpse, of corpse...
2013-05-18 12:30:49 PM
2 votes:
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
2013-05-18 11:38:50 AM
2 votes:
The white zone is for loading and unloading of hearses only.  There is no parking in a red zone.
2013-05-18 09:25:40 AM
2 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!
Bacon: I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights.
Bacon: Knock him out? What do you mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Eddie: I don't know. Use your imagination!
[Bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain]
Tom: Don't touch him up. Knock him out!
Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? You knock him out.
Eddie: I farking hate traffic wardens.


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2013-05-18 08:55:27 AM
2 votes:
Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!
Bacon: I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights.
Bacon: Knock him out? What do you mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Eddie: I don't know. Use your imagination!
[Bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain]
Tom: Don't touch him up. Knock him out!
Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? You knock him out.
Eddie: I farking hate traffic wardens.
2013-05-19 08:22:42 AM
1 votes:

Goimir: Fun fact:


Have you completely and forever stricken this phrase from your vocabulary at this point?
2013-05-18 07:31:14 PM
1 votes:

JPINFV: Goimir: Fun fact: an ambulance, by law, is not permitted to run a red light or to speed. So when one of your loved ones is being transported, please inform the driver that you wish them to obey all traffic laws as they apply to normal situations.

Fun fact... in California an authorized emergency vehicle facing a forward facing steady red light and sounding a siren as necessary is exempt from the speed limit and red lights, as well as essentially the rest of the vehicle code in terms of rules of the road, provided it is done with due regard. Ambulances in California are one type of authorized emergency vehicle. California Vehicle Code section 21055-21056.

What sort of backwards state do you live in?


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2013-05-18 01:49:24 PM
1 votes:

JPINFV: Goimir: Got 45 minutes to wait?

No... but I also don't live in the middle of nowhere. As such, response times for full time career paramedics is less than 10 minutes from placing the call to 911. Just because you choose to live someplace remote doesn't mean you also get to choose to ignore the traffic laws.


English Common Law holds, and much precident exists that laws may be violated with reduced or no consequence in cases to save life, limb, and valuable property. So actually, it kind of does.

Fun fact: an ambulance, by law, is not permitted to run a red light or to speed. So when one of your loved ones is being transported, please inform the driver that you wish them to obey all traffic laws as they apply to normal situations.
2013-05-18 12:36:01 PM
1 votes:
I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid farkin' uniform, huh buddy? King clip-on-tie there, big farkin' man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man!
2013-05-18 12:15:15 PM
1 votes:
Good on the traffic warden.  Funeral processions are some of the most arrogant bunch of dicks, acting like they can run red lights.
2013-05-18 12:01:21 PM
1 votes:
In all fairness, the hearse had been parked there for some time.

images.thetruthaboutcars.com
2013-05-18 11:44:31 AM
1 votes:
Guy just lost his wife of 48 years, and their cars are briefly stopped in a yellow zone while they're waiting for the hearse and procession to pass to follow. I dunno, on the east coast where I'm from funeral processions get a lot of leeway (they're even allowed to run lights in the funeral procession in some places). I can't imagine someone being such a cockmunch.
2013-05-18 11:39:39 AM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!
Bacon: I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights.
Bacon: Knock him out? What do you mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Eddie: I don't know. Use your imagination!
[Bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain]
Tom: Don't touch him up. Knock him out!
Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? You knock him out.
Eddie: I farking hate traffic wardens.


www.hotflick.net
2013-05-18 11:09:56 AM
1 votes:
Jobsworth, what an excellent term!  Seems we have quite a few of them in the public school system here in the states.
Jobsworth
2013-05-18 11:05:33 AM
1 votes:
FTA:  But the official replied, "I'm just doing my job" and carried on.

Really? The Nuremberg defense, really?
2013-05-18 06:59:54 AM
1 votes:

mr_a: I do not support violence, especially against law enforcement and public officials.

But in this case, I might make an exception. What an ass.


I also do not condone violence against LEOs as policy. However, policy is not enough for every situation. Sometimes, force major strikes and you have to fall back to a good moral compass and the character to do what's right.

In this case, good. The traffic warden is lucky to be alive. Not because of the assault, but because anyone so butt farking stupid that they tried to ticket a man putting his wife in a hearse on her funeral day should have long ago killed himself by gross negligence, like bringing the hair dryer into the bathtub to save time.

I have nothing but disgust for the warden and the council's lack of an apology.
 
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