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(Jacksonville.com)   Florida implements system to allow Florida citizens to call each other terrorists   (jacksonville.com) divider line 12
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2013-05-18 10:28:14 AM  
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If someone is out and about and sees terrorist related activity, it is usually quicker to dial a phone number than load a website.  They could expedite this by making it a three digit number; I know it's possible because of the 411 service.  Now, what could that three digit number be....
2013-05-18 01:02:11 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Joint-County Anti-Terrorism Center of Florida,
  I heard you say that hobby shops need extra scrutiny, so I kept my eyes open while buying rubber bumpers for my RC car at Hobby Lobby today.  While I was there I noticed some guy came through and bought balsa wood, an HO scale caboose and 10 sheets of reflective mylar.  I wasn't concerned, but then he nonchalantly picked up 2 bottles of superglue as he walked to the register as if it were just some kind of afterthought.  It's obvious that obtaining the glue was his secret plan the whole time.  Does this help?

-Concerned Citizen
2013-05-18 10:33:17 AM  
2 votes:
I see where this is going:

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2013-05-18 10:31:10 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-18 12:03:11 PM  
1 votes:

TheSwizz: If someone is out and about and sees terrorist related activity, it is usually quicker to dial a phone number than load a website.  They could expedite this by making it a three digit number; I know it's possible because of the 411 service.  Now, what could that three digit number be....


Well, 811 is the "do not dig" number. I do not dig terrorists, so maybe we can use that one.
2013-05-18 11:43:41 AM  
1 votes:
I see this strange group of people that go into a large white building every Sunday. All kinds of strange music and chants can be heard for hours. When they leave they all have these weird vacant looks on there faces, and a man in black comes out to see them off.
2013-05-18 11:17:44 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah!!!' Some profiling the right can get behind.

"If you aren't doing anything wrong why are you so brown?"
2013-05-18 10:56:06 AM  
1 votes:
chocolate covered poop


wait, wait, wait. I thought we were supposed to buy all the guns we can to be tough guys and hunt down the terrorists on our own. how am I going to put my 5 AR-15's to good use with a system like this in place? assholes.

Nice straw man, but you failed to include the race card, so that'll hurt your final score.

4/10
2013-05-18 10:47:16 AM  
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Someone should report that Lex Luthor guy...


Especially after that baked goods heist of his. It was terrible!
2013-05-18 10:37:31 AM  
1 votes:
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But you look suspicious, So you're a terrorist, maybe?
2013-05-18 10:30:50 AM  
1 votes:
I can't think of any possible way this system could be abused
2013-05-18 10:30:18 AM  
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Mugato: Somewhere bin Laden is balls deep in one of 72 virgins goats raisinslaughing his ass off.

 
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