TheSwizz: If someone is out and about and sees terrorist related activity, it is usually quicker to dial a phone number than load a website. They could expedite this by making it a three digit number; I know it's possible because of the 411 service. Now, what could that three digit number be....
chocolate covered poopwait, wait, wait. I thought we were supposed to buy all the guns we can to be tough guys and hunt down the terrorists on our own. how am I going to put my 5 AR-15's to good use with a system like this in place? assholes.
Nuclear Monk: Someone should report that Lex Luthor guy...
jehovahs witness protection: Mugato: Somewhere bin Laden is balls deep in one of 72 virgins goats raisinslaughing his ass off.
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