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(Adelaide Now)   North Korea launches three missiles into the Sea of Japan, declares victory over water   ( ) divider line
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12951 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 May 2013 at 6:42 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-18 08:05:49 AM  
2 votes:
They really don't seem to have a clue what's going on in the rest of the world. If you haven't seen the Vice documentary 'Inside North Korea' on YouTube I highly recommend it.

This reminds me of a game of Civilization. Do you remember those times where you build up your little empire in a nice, deserted section of the map? You don't have very much contact with the other civs so you found a few cities, get some roads and farms going and make a little army. Then one day, one of the other civs founds a city a little too close to yours and doesn't want to play nice and trade luxury items with you so you're like, "Screw it, I'm gonna take their city!" So you declare war and march in there and suddenly realize they are defending the city with tanks and you're attacking with spearmen.

/ That's usually what happens to me, anyway
2013-05-18 06:32:45 AM  
2 votes:
I do love how we completely forgot about North Korea's threats the moment more newsworthy stories came up.
2013-05-18 08:56:11 AM  
1 vote:
There's only one viable retaliatory action for this outrage ...

Posting pictures of Korean girls, of course!
2013-05-18 08:44:52 AM  
1 vote:

Teknowaffle: Wessoman:

East sea to me implies just as much Koreanness to the sea as Sea of Japan implies Japaneseness to it, which if it is disputed there should not be a hint of either nation.

Pick a cool, unique animal to the region, and it name the sea after it. Do this for all disputed seas.

Here's my idea: the country with the most coastline gets to name the sea.
2013-05-18 07:17:28 AM  
1 vote:

"Finally!  My time to shine, biatches!"
2013-05-18 07:17:15 AM  
1 vote:
All just hype for his new movie.
2013-05-18 07:12:21 AM  
1 vote:

Smashed Hat: I do love how we completely forgot about North Korea's threats the moment more newsworthy stories came up.

Threats have to be credible to be worth remembering.
2013-05-18 07:08:45 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-18 07:08:33 AM  
1 vote:

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.
2013-05-18 07:04:14 AM  
1 vote:
So they have a tantrum because they aren't getting any attention this week. Those guys must be ronery.
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