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(Adelaide Now)   North Korea launches three missiles into the Sea of Japan, declares victory over water   (adelaidenow.com.au) divider line 115
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2013-05-18 05:58:30 AM
Different than the missiles that they fueled up and then walked away from?

Those are broken now aren't they?

Something about corrosive fuels?
 
2013-05-18 06:32:45 AM
I do love how we completely forgot about North Korea's threats the moment more newsworthy stories came up.
 
2013-05-18 06:44:23 AM
In before idiots say this is the beginning of WW3

/ woot!
 
2013-05-18 06:44:57 AM
North Korea launches three missiles?

Ah, so I see they have mastered garden hose and liter coke bottle technology!
 
2013-05-18 06:45:36 AM

Medic Zero: In before idiots say this is the beginning of WW3

/ woot!


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2013-05-18 06:46:45 AM
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R.I.P.
 
2013-05-18 06:50:52 AM

hardinparamedic: North Korea launches three missiles?

Ah, so I see they have mastered garden hose and liter coke bottle technology!


Running dog capitalist!  Best Korea has TWO-liter bottle technology, and now the oceans will run...brown, with fizzy, carbonated beverages...
 
2013-05-18 06:53:24 AM
Can someone please post that little "dok! - 'Sup now brah?" comic?

/love that cute little guy
 
2013-05-18 06:54:06 AM

PunGent: hardinparamedic: North Korea launches three missiles?

Ah, so I see they have mastered garden hose and liter coke bottle technology!

Running dog capitalist!  Best Korea has TWO-liter bottle technology, and now the oceans will run...brown, with fizzy, carbonated beverages...


That's horrific. Imagine what damage they can do when they invest into Weaponized Mentos warheads on those coke bottles.

We must overreact immediately.
 
2013-05-18 06:58:23 AM

jtown: R.I.P.


There were no survivors.
 
2013-05-18 07:04:14 AM
So they have a tantrum because they aren't getting any attention this week. Those guys must be ronery.
 
2013-05-18 07:05:31 AM
Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-05-18 07:06:11 AM
So ronrey... come back Dennis!
 
2013-05-18 07:08:28 AM
If this turns into a war of attrition, my money is on the water.
 
2013-05-18 07:08:30 AM
When do the Splashghazi hearings start?
 
2013-05-18 07:08:33 AM
www.bubblews.com

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.
 
2013-05-18 07:08:42 AM
Looks like Rodman finally convinced Obama to call Kim. Obviously this is just an attempt to take heat off of Benghazi.
 
2013-05-18 07:08:45 AM
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2013-05-18 07:10:34 AM

Smashed Hat: I do love how we completely forgot about North Korea's threats the moment more newsworthy stories came up.


You mean like something about kim kardashian?
 
2013-05-18 07:11:44 AM
Meh. They were probably Photoshopped.
 
2013-05-18 07:12:21 AM

Smashed Hat: I do love how we completely forgot about North Korea's threats the moment more newsworthy stories came up.


Threats have to be credible to be worth remembering.
 
2013-05-18 07:12:28 AM

Medic Zero: In before idiots say this is the beginning of WW3


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2013-05-18 07:14:31 AM
Best Korea threatens to nuke cities across the US, then can't even manage to get a missile or three as far as Japan! Then again, it may not have been BK's fault... they may have just felt Un-inspired.

(Thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal!)
 
2013-05-18 07:14:59 AM
 That will teach the ocean to stop plotting to attack Best Korea..
 
2013-05-18 07:15:29 AM
Why do we let North Korea think it can get away with anything? Are we just trolling them for laughs?
 
2013-05-18 07:16:06 AM

Nezu Chiza: Why do we let North Korea think it can get away with anything? Are we just trolling them for laughs?


Well, the reason might come from the fact those missiles were aimed at Paris.
 
2013-05-18 07:17:15 AM
All just hype for his new movie.
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2013-05-18 07:17:28 AM
static.tvtropes.org

"Finally!  My time to shine, biatches!"
 
2013-05-18 07:18:15 AM
As someone who lives on the coast of the Sea of Japan: knock it off. You're gonna make the sushi taste funny.
 
2013-05-18 07:18:19 AM
So that was it? That's all there is to WWIII? Well, on with IV, then.
 
2013-05-18 07:18:42 AM
They were able to fire 3 missiles without anyone being able to stop them.  I think they accomplished what they wanted to do.
 
2013-05-18 07:19:42 AM

FullMetalPanda: They were able to fire 3 missiles without anyone being able to stop them.  I think they accomplished what they wanted to do.


Complete their summer study in Model Rocketry at North Korea U?

I hear they graduated to model glue and using the C engines ALL BY THEIR SELVES!
 
2013-05-18 07:21:36 AM

hardinparamedic: FullMetalPanda: They were able to fire 3 missiles without anyone being able to stop them.  I think they accomplished what they wanted to do.

Complete their summer study in Model Rocketry at North Korea U?

I hear they graduated to model glue and using the C engines ALL BY THEIR SELVES!

 
2013-05-18 07:22:12 AM

FullMetalPanda: They were able to fire 3 missiles without anyone being able to stop them.  I think they accomplished what they wanted to do.



With spin like that there might be a job for you in the North Korean Ministry of Propaganda.
 
2013-05-18 07:26:05 AM

FullMetalPanda: They were able to fire 3 missiles without anyone being able to stop them.  I think they accomplished what they wanted to do.


Technically, the US, China, Japan, Russia, South Korea, and any number of other countries could have stopped them, had they chose to. But why? As long as Un and his regime are funneling most of their money into missiles that frankly don't work, they aren't feeding their people (and only barely feeding their troops). We are betting that a popular uprising will eventually ensue, which will topple the government without us firing a single shot. Meanwhile, all we have to do is be watchful, and if they actually look like they are going to take aggressive action against us or our allies, the carpet bombing of Pyongyang will begin.
 
2013-05-18 07:29:30 AM

Smashed Hat: I do love how we completely forgot about North Korea's threats the moment more newsworthy stories came up.


Obviously the Lizard People coordinated the Boston Bombing, Benghazigate, IRSgate, Russiagate, and Tim  Tebow's release to distract the American people from paying attention to North Korea so Kim wouldn't be embarassed he had to ramp down.
 
2013-05-18 07:30:24 AM
I guess that "Secret meeting" with Japan didn't go so well.
 
2013-05-18 07:40:25 AM
OH, THAT'S A GOOD LITTLE KOREA!!
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
WHO'S A GOOD DOGGIE?!
GUH BOY!
 
2013-05-18 07:41:55 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: OH, THAT'S A GOOD LITTLE KOREA!!
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
WHO'S A GOOD DOGGIE?!
GUH BOY!


I'd say 'don't encourage them', but then decades of calling them 'bad dog' didn't work, either.
 
2013-05-18 07:44:37 AM
I went to the bathroom, turned on the tap and slapped the water a few times.

I DECLARE VICTORY OVER WATER.
 
2013-05-18 07:50:12 AM
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2013-05-18 07:56:27 AM

aagrajag: As someone who lives on the coast of the Sea of Japan: knock it off. You're gonna make the sushi taste funny.


Yeah! Don't fark up that tangy mercury flavor!
 
2013-05-18 07:57:19 AM

Wessoman: [25.media.tumblr.com image 800x599]


Man, next they're gonna be all complainin' 'n' shiat about the 支那海. Them's CHINESE CHARACTERS biatches! How's that disrepectin' 'n' shiat? シナ海, now what's that happy-face-lookin' shiat about?
 
2013-05-18 07:58:16 AM
North Korea has launched three short-range missiles into the Sea of Japan, apparently as part of a military drill, South Korea's defence (sic) ministry said.


Really?
South Korea's defense ministry: "We have launched three short-range missiles into the Sea of Japan, apparently as part of a military drill."
 
2013-05-18 08:00:10 AM
Declares victory over water?

How canute.
 
2013-05-18 08:01:02 AM
I live in Seoul and everyone is freaking out, the shelves are empty
 
2013-05-18 08:03:56 AM

Gdalescrboz: I live in Seoul and everyone is freaking out, the shelves are empty


Well stay safe.
 
2013-05-18 08:05:33 AM

Gdalescrboz: I live in Seoul and everyone is freaking out, the shelves are empty


What would the S. Korean equivalent of "Oh my god, I gotta get the bread and milk..." be?
 
2013-05-18 08:05:49 AM
They really don't seem to have a clue what's going on in the rest of the world. If you haven't seen the Vice documentary 'Inside North Korea' on YouTube I highly recommend it.

This reminds me of a game of Civilization. Do you remember those times where you build up your little empire in a nice, deserted section of the map? You don't have very much contact with the other civs so you found a few cities, get some roads and farms going and make a little army. Then one day, one of the other civs founds a city a little too close to yours and doesn't want to play nice and trade luxury items with you so you're like, "Screw it, I'm gonna take their city!" So you declare war and march in there and suddenly realize they are defending the city with tanks and you're attacking with spearmen.

/ That's usually what happens to me, anyway
 
2013-05-18 08:09:37 AM

Smashed Hat: They really don't seem to have a clue what's going on in the rest of the world. If you haven't seen the Vice documentary 'Inside North Korea' on YouTube I highly recommend it.

This reminds me of a game of Civilization. Do you remember those times where you build up your little empire in a nice, deserted section of the map? You don't have very much contact with the other civs so you found a few cities, get some roads and farms going and make a little army. Then one day, one of the other civs founds a city a little too close to yours and doesn't want to play nice and trade luxury items with you so you're like, "Screw it, I'm gonna take their city!" So you declare war and march in there and suddenly realize they are defending the city with tanks and you're attacking with spearmen.

/ That's usually what happens to me, anyway


They are allowed to indulge any self-delusory fantasy they wish. They're like some 30-year-old loser, living in their parents' (China's) basement, protected from everything, including themselves.

North Korea is the Chris-chan of nations.
 
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