BumpInTheNight: Mental illness is funny!
"When asked in a police interview why he was walking around naked he replied "no comment"."
You go dude! Make them work for their conviction. "Why was I walking around in pink accessories and covered in hair remover? YOU figure it out, Mr Detective!"
RedWineBuzz: I'm sure several witnesses could be quoted as saying " I can clearly see you're nuts!" Or, "I can clearly see your nuts!". One or the other.
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