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(Daily Mail)   Are you shorter than 5'4"? You still have a shot with Mena Suvari   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 46
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2013-05-18 08:07:39 AM
She voted Pedro.
 
2013-05-18 09:26:15 AM
I thought she was pretty tiny anyway.  Bet she's really hoping for Peter Dinklage.
 
2013-05-18 09:27:53 AM
I'm 6'3", but if it gives me a shot at this, I'll walk around on my knees for a while:

www.customfighters.com
 
2013-05-18 09:28:30 AM
It's always the short guys

/obscure?
 
2013-05-18 09:41:00 AM
5'5, missed out by a few inches.
 
2013-05-18 09:44:38 AM

texdent: 5'5, missed out by a few inches.


Story of my life.
 
2013-05-18 09:53:33 AM
Salvador Sanchez

Isn't that a Sun Kil Moon song?
 
2013-05-18 09:55:00 AM
t0.gstatic.com
Horray!
 
2013-05-18 09:57:29 AM
Not to go all studman, but dat azzz is negated by dat 5-head and dat lack of chest. Would take a pass.
 
2013-05-18 10:14:05 AM
If she's 5-4...that dude's barely even 5ft tall.
 
2013-05-18 10:24:40 AM

Hawk24: If she's 5-4...that dude's barely even 5ft tall.


She's also wearing heels in that first picture. I'd say she's likely only an inch or two taller than him without them. I don't care if she's not Dolly Parton, dat ass is awesome and I love me some spinners.
 
2013-05-18 10:27:21 AM

italie: Not to go all studman, but dat azzz is negated by dat 5-head and dat lack of chest. Would take a pass.


lulz

yeah.......no

Epic ass is epic.
 
2013-05-18 10:37:11 AM

swankywanky: [t0.gstatic.com image 185x273]
Horray!


(ff to 12:41)

/although the whole thing is great (and supportive of a great cause).
/free-associating
/i chuckled. Thanks.
 
2013-05-18 10:42:11 AM

italie: Not to go all studman, but dat azzz is negated by dat 5-head and dat lack of chest. Would take a pass.


Tattoos are much more of a turnoff, IMHO. ( but I'm over 40, so my esthetics differ from those held by younger people....)

/ I'm OK with "dat azz" and "dat 5-head"
 
2013-05-18 10:43:17 AM

italie: Not to go all studman, but dat azzz is negated by dat 5-head and dat lack of chest. Would take a pass.


cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com

Can't see any fivehead from this angle
 
2013-05-18 10:48:36 AM
Yes I'm shorter than 5' 4". I'm also 5' 11" tall, will that change anything?
 
2013-05-18 10:53:17 AM

texdent: 5'5, missed out by a few inches.


slouch, she may not have a yard stick.
 
2013-05-18 11:03:05 AM
So she's gone for Dirty Sanchez?
 
2013-05-18 11:06:29 AM
She's dating a cholo?
 
2013-05-18 11:30:00 AM
cdnl.complex.com

"Hey Mena, I'm an Aztec Warrior!!"
 
2013-05-18 11:30:00 AM
Meh. The tallest woman I ever dated was about 5" taller than me.

I was the cox of her rowing crew. You can make your own jokes.

/She loved the way I'd go up on her.
 
2013-05-18 11:47:14 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Hawk24: If she's 5-4...that dude's barely even 5ft tall.

She's also wearing heels in that first picture. I'd say she's likely only an inch or two taller than him without them. I don't care if she's not Dolly Parton, dat ass is awesome and I love me some spinners.


Sub in Lil Lupe and we can deal.
 
2013-05-18 11:51:03 AM

italie: Not to go all studman, but dat azzz is negated by dat 5-head and dat lack of chest. Would take a pass.


1/10. Needed more "12-year-old boy".
 
2013-05-18 12:03:45 PM
I have an ex who went to school with her and said she used to party hard and be a freak in the sack.  which would explain the ex who was half portugeues and italian.
 
2013-05-18 12:11:18 PM
he has his own donkey show
 
2013-05-18 12:28:08 PM
Come under my umbrella! Mena Suvari towers over her boyfriend as they walk around on a rainy New York day

See, this is why we will never have gender equality in the world.   WHO THE FRAK CARES ABOUT TALLNESS?!
 
2013-05-18 12:29:54 PM
Well, it's nice to see that ugly guys can get hot girls, too.
 
2013-05-18 01:53:16 PM
If Mena is 34, how old is her new bf?  He looks like he's in his 40's.

/NTTIATWWT
 
2013-05-18 02:44:02 PM

theflatline: I have an ex who went to school with her and said she used to party hard and be a freak in the sack.  which would explain the ex who was half portugeues and italian.


I knew her cousin in college. Apparently freakiness is genetic in that family.
 
2013-05-18 02:48:12 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Never finished the article. Too many distractions in the sidebar.
 
2013-05-18 03:59:49 PM
He should 3D print himself some lifts.
 
2013-05-18 04:07:17 PM
0.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com

Too bad Mena will never know getting truly wrecked.
 
2013-05-18 04:36:59 PM

Fano: [0.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com image 600x905]

Too bad Mena will never know getting truly wrecked.


Guy who dated her after Shaq...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-18 04:41:25 PM

Mugato: Guy who dated her after Shaq...


I said "Jeez, you got a big pussy,

Jeez, you got a big pussy"

She said "why'd you say that twice" I said I DIDN'T

/for the three of you who've never seen Predator
 
2013-05-18 04:53:21 PM

phillydrifter: Mugato: Guy who dated her after Shaq...

I said "Jeez, you got a big pussy,

Jeez, you got a big pussy"

She said "why'd you say that twice" I said I DIDN'T

/for the three of you who've never seen Predator


predatorpongleague.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-18 04:54:22 PM
 
2013-05-18 05:03:22 PM

fatalvenom: [cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]

"Hey Mena, I'm an Aztec Warrior!!"


s2.subirimagenes.com

/would lulz aloud again
 
2013-05-18 05:14:37 PM
Their relationship blossomed after she saved him from being enslaved by an evil candy maker.
 
2013-05-18 05:23:47 PM

blue_2501: Come under my umbrella! Mena Suvari towers over her boyfriend as they walk around on a rainy New York day

See, this is why we will never have gender equality in the world.   WHO THE FRAK CARES ABOUT TALLNESS?!


Most women, for starters.
 
2013-05-18 06:07:29 PM
I need to show this story to my best friend. Hes that tall and can't get laid if he paid a girl.

//Then again, hes goofy looking as sin and has jacked up teeth. God had a good ol laugh when he was putting him in the genetic blender.
 
2013-05-18 06:14:58 PM
I'm 5'6 and my girlfriend towers over me in heels even though shes shorter. Who knew?
 
2013-05-18 08:21:25 PM
So what is the maximum height a girl can be and still be classified as a "spinner?" I'm asking for a friend.
 
2013-05-18 08:33:27 PM

hundreddollarman: So what is the maximum height a girl can be and still be classified as a "spinner?" I'm asking for a friend.


img002.lazygirls.info?
 
2013-05-18 08:45:50 PM

hundreddollarman: So what is the maximum height a girl can be and still be classified as a "spinner?" I'm asking for a friend.


5'?
 
2013-05-19 12:13:38 AM
That ass....
 
2013-05-19 09:46:23 AM

Fano: [0.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com image 600x905]

Too bad Mena will never know getting truly wrecked.



Is that Stacy Dash? I think all my fantasies about her have just been squashed by a size 23 shoe....

//Dash azzz.....
 
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