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(College Humor)   Cop gets a breathalyzer math lesson from physics student   ( collegehumor.com) divider line
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2013-05-18 06:52:25 AM  
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jehovahs witness protection: Relatively Obscure: As an aside, if I had actually had two beers, I would still say something besides "two beers."  "Two beers" has to be the most common lie answer in the universe.

That's why you tell the cop you only drank .08 of 1 beer.


This guy might think I drank 81 beers.
2013-05-19 08:18:52 AM  
1 vote:
farking decimals, how do they work?
2013-05-18 08:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
isn't he a cop because he cant do math?
2013-05-18 01:33:18 PM  
1 vote:
Actual proof aside, if a cop can't tell whether someone is one-fifth their standard of drunk or more than twice their standard of drunk, he has no business doing a job that involves breathalyzers.
2013-05-18 01:29:51 PM  
1 vote:
There is nothing I hate more than a cocky, bulling cop. Man o man do I wish that was me in the video instead of that physics student. "How about this, stupid copper, how about you take that breathalyzer and go fark your mother with it."

Would I have been arrested? Yeah, probably. But then I could have insulted the cop from the back seat all the way to booking. "Hey, A-hole copper, you know your wife is probably gang-banging stray dogs right now, right?" ... stuff like that.
2013-05-18 06:42:32 AM  
1 vote:

Relatively Obscure: As an aside, if I had actually had two beers, I would still say something besides "two beers."  "Two beers" has to be the most common lie answer in the universe.


That's why you tell the cop you only drank .08 of 1 beer.
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2013-05-18 05:11:05 AM  
1 vote:
How many thousands of innocent lives have been destroyed because of "cop math".
2013-05-18 01:41:22 AM  
1 vote:
Um, no.  Cop demonstrates that he has the mental capacity of a retarded banana while physics major tries to explain basic arithmetic.

Physics major explains that .016 < .08, and that .08*2 = .16, not .016.

Cop says "Tell it to the judge, you farking liar."

This is why we call cops only as a last resort.  They're stupid, and not the folks I'd prefer to trust with a dog I didn't like, much less my life.
 
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