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(Sun Sentinel)   Man arrested for driving naked. Twice. In twelve hours   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 30
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2013-05-17 08:48:20 PM  
I blame leather seats. They just feel so.... lifelike.
 
2013-05-17 08:48:21 PM  
How am I supposed to rock out with my cock out if this sorta thing is frowned upon?
 
2013-05-17 08:52:40 PM  
He was only naked once, but I guess making shiat up leads to easier greenlights.
 
2013-05-17 08:52:59 PM  
I blame the clothing lobby for these dumb laws.
 
2013-05-17 08:53:37 PM  
You're Welcome?
 
2013-05-17 08:54:05 PM  
let your freak flag fly high, man
 
2013-05-17 08:56:24 PM  
if that is wrong i dont want to be right
 
2013-05-17 08:56:50 PM  
Were his doors closed?

So what's the problem?
 
2013-05-17 08:56:55 PM  
Did he try to buy a plasma rifle, too?
 
2013-05-17 08:58:32 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I blame the clothing lobby for these dumb laws.


As long as you're wearing shoes, I can't see why it should matter that you're driving (otherwise) naked.
 
2013-05-17 09:02:00 PM  
What kind of "free" country is this?  If a man chooses to drive naked, why can't he?  We've moved so far beyond the ideals of the founding fathers, it's ridiculous.  I, for one, will devote the rest of my life to ensure that hot people, like Brian Blake Bienvenu, have the right to drive in whatever clothed condition they desire.

Also, dude is hot enough that I'm going to have to insist on pics or it didn't happen.  Whoa, hot flashes.  Hotness.  Sexiness.  MMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
2013-05-17 09:02:39 PM  
Sorry.
 
2013-05-17 09:05:27 PM  
Stole a motorcycle?

Hang him.
 
2013-05-17 09:06:43 PM  
Hell, I'd pay that man to chauffeur me around, so long as he did it naked.  What's wrong with people?
 
2013-05-17 09:10:18 PM  
no helmet? no problem!

no shirt? that's a paddlin'!
 
2013-05-17 09:14:42 PM  
Subby deserves a medal for not dragging it out with the usual "Not news;news;Fark" pattern.
 
2013-05-17 09:27:18 PM  
I'd hit it
 
2013-05-17 09:32:00 PM  
Hell the only reason I wear clothing is cause society says I have to.
 
2013-05-17 09:41:03 PM  

ohsoferrety: I'd hit it


And then some.
 
2013-05-17 09:41:10 PM  
Even a broken clock is naked twice an asparagus
 
2013-05-17 09:53:09 PM  
Living up to Titus Young's standards?
 
2013-05-17 10:04:49 PM  
♫  WELL NOW THEY CALL ME THE BREEZE...
I KEEP ROLLIN' DOWN THE ROAD... ♫

/ahem...
 
2013-05-17 10:09:41 PM  

CowardlyLion: AliceBToklasLives: I blame the clothing lobby for these dumb laws.

As long as you're wearing shoes, I can't see why it should matter that you're driving (otherwise) naked.


I've driven barefoot (with a clutch even) and it works quite well to feel the pedal.

As for naked driving I plead the fifth.
 
2013-05-17 10:09:57 PM  
Refer madness now with more nudity, GTA.

www.salem-news.com
 
2013-05-17 10:18:29 PM  
Man arrested for driving naked. Twice. In twelve hours

Wow, that is one slow-assed arrest.
 
2013-05-17 10:30:41 PM  
Did the guy leave his pants on Pismo Beach?

too obscure?
 
2013-05-17 10:46:59 PM  
I'd like to see his stick shift
 
2013-05-17 11:37:25 PM  

davidphogan: He was only naked once, but I guess making shiat up leads to easier greenlights.


this
 
2013-05-17 11:46:24 PM  

davidphogan: He was only naked once, but I guess making shiat up leads to easier greenlights.


I'm trying to picture a human that has only been naked once in their lives.

The more I think about it the more it disturbs me.

Maybe I should stop.
 
2013-05-18 01:26:07 AM  
CSB: I drove home naked after a close call with hypothermia, on what started out as a day hike but that I'd pushed way too far.

An evening thunderstorm had soaked me to the bone, and I got out only by hiking very fast to stay warm.

When I made it back to my truck it was pitch dark and quite cold.  My wet cotton clothing got dumped into a pile on the passenger side floor.  Nothing else to do with it, and nothing else to wear.  I felt like an idiot but was glad to be alive.

Drove fifty miles home kept warm solely by the truck heater.

/no cops, yay.
 
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