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(Mother Nature Network)   A day in the life of a human hand. For the average FARKER, it is a) wake up, b) CENSORED, c) drink, e) CENSORED, f) sleep, g) CENSORED   (mnn.com) divider line 21
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2013-05-17 09:42:47 PM
C?
 
2013-05-17 10:18:46 PM
All of the above

/and
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//that is all
 
2013-05-17 11:52:55 PM
Why would wiping Cheeto's dust off on the sofa be censored?
 
2013-05-17 11:53:55 PM
I am betting it's "D"
 
2013-05-17 11:56:35 PM

Kryler: I am betting it's "D"


"D" is double-secret censored.
 
2013-05-17 11:58:34 PM
Nothing in there about building calluses from two 30-minute guitar practice sessions a day.

Putting a guitar next to the couch makes me more likely to practice. Or maybe I need to move the TV to my office.

/Guitar was the easier option.
 
2013-05-17 11:58:53 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Kryler: I am betting it's "D"

"D" is double-secret censored.


Subby likes D.
 
2013-05-18 12:00:38 AM
I like to CENSORED after I masturbate.
 
2013-05-18 12:04:06 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

The Robot Devil: Hello, Fry. Muahahahaha! Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am . . . oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in . . . places.
Fry: Heheheh, yeah, they get around.
 
2013-05-18 12:04:36 AM
I assume the [Obvious] tag was CENSORED subby?
 
2013-05-18 12:18:31 AM
add a few more  CENSORED
 
2013-05-18 12:34:32 AM
I had no idea so many farkers were catholic priests!

www.cnewa.us
 
2013-05-18 12:39:43 AM

wildcardjack: Nothing in there about building calluses from two 30-minute guitar practice sessions a day.

Putting a guitar next to the couch makes me more likely to practice. Or maybe I need to move the TV to my office.

/Guitar was the easier option.


guys that read the newspaper at the gym don't get the most of their workout
 
2013-05-18 12:50:07 AM
Donkey fisting is nothing to be ashamed of.

It's time we all just admit it.
 
2013-05-18 12:56:07 AM
 
2013-05-18 01:01:41 AM
Before one can be loved, one must love ones self.

Then, fall in love.

Then, hope for the best.

But, if it works out... wow.

Life sucks, but my old lady makes it all worthwhile. 'Struth.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-05-18 05:42:39 AM
Wait, wait, wait.

You can use a digital thermostat as an alarm??
images.mnn.com
 
2013-05-18 07:49:13 AM
Some very obvious things are left out of this article.
 
2013-05-18 08:44:17 AM
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"Oh God, the HORROR! You don't know what he makes me do!"

/feels sorry for D's hand.
 
2013-05-18 09:47:21 AM

MythDragon: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 533x296]

"Oh God, the HORROR! You don't know what he makes me do!"

/feels sorry for D's hand.


Now with "Action Mouth".

/ RIP Magnus Lee
 
2013-05-18 11:49:27 AM

James F. Campbell: [25.media.tumblr.com image 306x700]

The Robot Devil: Hello, Fry. Muahahahaha! Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am . . . oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in . . . places.
Fry: Heheheh, yeah, they get around.


And I'm happy for the day.
 
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