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2013-05-17 09:07:17 PM  
Fark that.
 
2013-05-17 09:14:03 PM  
I internet better when I'm drunk.
 
2013-05-17 09:14:17 PM  
TOO LATE
 
2013-05-17 09:14:39 PM  

born_yesterday: I internet better when I'm drunk.


Trying our hand at a little bit of trolling are we?
 
2013-05-17 09:15:02 PM  
Welp...
 
2013-05-17 09:16:25 PM  
I tend to order things from my Amazon Wish List when I'm drunk, when I really can't afford it. Maybe even two of everything. Two chrome toasters because you never know if the first will break!
 
2013-05-17 09:16:32 PM  
Well, Fark is done then. Last one out, turn out the lights
 
2013-05-17 09:16:57 PM  
Fine then I'll leave... FOR NOW!
 
2013-05-17 09:17:26 PM  
 
2013-05-17 09:17:27 PM  
BUT THAT'S MY ENTIRE LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFE!!!!!
 
2013-05-17 09:17:54 PM  
Got two cops fired while drunk and interneting?

Hell, I just heard 10,000 Farkers open another bottle upon reading that piece of information.
 
2013-05-17 09:18:07 PM  

MrHappyRotter: TOO LATE


Damn the bad luck!
 
2013-05-17 09:19:29 PM  

Maus III: born_yesterday: I internet better when I'm drunk.

Trying our hand at a little bit of trolling are we?


Heh.  No, just making a play on the "I drive better when I'm drunk" bullshiat.

After bad nights, I've actually gone back and erased what I've posted to FB.  I wish I could do that here sometimes.  My nightmare is waking up to find out I've emailed or texted a professional acquaintance when loaded.  So, I guess I'm the person the author is trying to reach.
 
2013-05-17 09:19:39 PM  
If you aren't a good drunk IRL, chances are you aren't a good drunk anywhere. Now, where did I put my drink?
 
2013-05-17 09:20:22 PM  
Headline should be:  Don't Facebook.

You can send shiat back that you buy while intoxicated (BWI).
 
2013-05-17 09:21:34 PM  
i bought a flexable hose
 
2013-05-17 09:21:42 PM  
I was drunking and interneting before it was cool.


/it was never cool
 
2013-05-17 09:22:15 PM  
If it wasnt for booze would fark even exist?
hell I make it a point to only post when I'm half in the bag
 
2013-05-17 09:23:12 PM  
I Facebook and drink all the time. I'm actually better at FB when hammered cuz my social phobias don't kick in.
 
2013-05-17 09:23:40 PM  
Getting a kick...

/and another highball
 
2013-05-17 09:23:52 PM  
Ambien walrus.
 
2013-05-17 09:26:35 PM  
Challenge accepted!!!!!

/pours another glass of wine
 
2013-05-17 09:27:35 PM  

skinink: I tend to order things from my Amazon Wish List when I'm drunk, when I really can't afford it. Maybe even two of everything. Two chrome toasters because you never know if the first will break!


Sorta this.

Though I mostly order books and dvds off my list.

But usually cheapest: used (very good and higher only!) or new, whichever.

It's one of the things I'm known for at work, because for some reason, I had the books (the first time) shipped to work via UPS.

To this day I have no idea why I did that.

On the other hand: it's like a random unbirthday surprise for me! Books! Waiting in my mailbox!
 
2013-05-17 09:29:28 PM  

skinink: I tend to order things from my Amazon Wish List when I'm drunk, when I really can't afford it. Maybe even two of everything. Two chrome toasters because you never know if the first will break!


Or save you from a junkyard crusher.

/Ernie's disposal?
 
2013-05-17 09:29:38 PM  
Oh good another drunken friday fark thread;}
 
2013-05-17 09:30:15 PM  
I posted my tits on the internet

:(
 
2013-05-17 09:31:52 PM  
But... its all i know.
 
2013-05-17 09:32:20 PM  
Experts? What experts??? You know who is a drunk internet expert? I AM a drunk internet expert.

/true story
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-17 09:33:05 PM  
I have a Fark account just so I have a safe place to drunk-internet that is not facebook.
 
2013-05-17 09:35:18 PM  

Omahawg: I posted my tits on the internet

:(


Why the sad smiley?
 
2013-05-17 09:36:03 PM  

Omahawg: I posted my tits on the internet

:(


I mean no offense in any way shape or form, but wouldn't they get lost among the other sea of tits that is the internet?
 
2013-05-17 09:36:36 PM  
but what if i have all my rowdy friends with me

merle and waylon and dwight and george and..
 
2013-05-17 09:38:52 PM  
So the people interviewed celebrate their indiscretion by recounting it for the article, and the guy writing the article quotes them verbatim, and doesn't edit his own words for profanity either. I suspect he was drunk as he wrote the article. Does that fit the formal definition of multi-layered irony?
 
2013-05-17 09:39:18 PM  
There goes most of Drew's advertising revenue.
 
2013-05-17 09:39:29 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: I have a Fark account just so I have a safe place to drunk-internet that is not facebook.


Yep. Don't have a FB account at all. Worst damage I'm probably going to do is post something to the wrong thread. Or, drunkenly accuse the wrong Farker of being a stupid twat. (But, even then, odds are I'll be accidentally correct.)

Meh. No harm, no foul.
 
2013-05-17 09:39:48 PM  
And don't text your ex-girlfriend while drunk. She doesn't really want to hear from you. While drunk.

/another Jager-bomb
 
2013-05-17 09:40:56 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: There goes most of Drew's advertising revenue.


^ this ^

/rims
 
2013-05-17 09:41:57 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: I have a Fark account just so I have a safe place to drunk-internet that is not facebook.


Careful. Do that too much and they'll start making you clean up around here.
 
2013-05-17 09:44:28 PM  

Omahawg: I posted my tits on the internet

:(


Your post is worthless without pix...blah, blah, blah
 
2013-05-17 09:45:28 PM  
don't drink and tweet either.
 
2013-05-17 09:45:35 PM  
I think fark needs it's own beer or whiskey.
 
2013-05-17 09:48:11 PM  

skinink: I tend to order things from my Amazon Wish List when I'm drunk, when I really can't afford it. Maybe even two of everything. Two chrome toasters because you never know if the first will break!


I just love those days when the UPS truck stops by and... SURPRISE!!! Here's your Loverboy Box Set!!


/the horror... the horror
 
2013-05-17 09:48:42 PM  
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!
 
2013-05-17 09:49:34 PM  
This is about ...uh 17 years too late.
 
2013-05-17 09:51:22 PM  
Just so we're clear: I've never had anything by Loverboy on my Wish List.

Also, oblig:

Man With Complete Mama's Family Video Library
 
2013-05-17 09:51:36 PM  
drunken sponsor next person
 
2013-05-17 09:51:41 PM  
I've had half a bottle of homemade bourbon. I say we teach these Poindexters a lesson.
 
2013-05-17 09:52:33 PM  
I once saw a drunk status update of my buddy's in which he mixed up the search and status bars and accidentally posted the name of an ex-girlfriend that he was searching for.  The next morning his wife was not impressed at all.
 
2013-05-17 09:52:59 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: There goes most of Drew's advertising revenue.


Featured Partner
 
2013-05-17 09:54:34 PM  

Astorix: don't drink and tweet either.


No, that's fine. Honestly no one is following you
 
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