Galoop: Howard Walowitz has some advice...
FrancoFile: Galoop: Howard Walowitz has some advice...We don't have a code for a man's penis stuck in a robot hand.
vpb: Does she have a robotic mouth?
Cubicle Jockey: [regmedia.co.uk image 570x321]
gerrymander: vpb: Does she have a robotic mouth?Even better.[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x318]
trappedspirit: Aimee Copeland has been fitted with bionic hands. Boyfriend reportedly optimistic but also very, very scaredWho? Did she get the slatted chair attachment or something??
BarkingUnicorn: She's gone to fat.
EmmaLou: She seems to be taking this adjustment well. I don't think I could be as open and optimistic. I know there really isn't another option, but I know myself too well....I'd probably try to end it. Now thinking about it, without any hands that would probably be a nearly impossible.
TofuTheAlmighty: BarkingUnicorn: She's gone to fat.When three of your extremities you have lost, look as good you will not.
johnperkins: Cubicle Jockey: [regmedia.co.uk image 570x321]I thought it was this scene at about 0:20, but the keyboard is wrong.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZX58fDhebc
Emposter: Is it just me, or do they have an entire article about these hands without once saying how they're controlled? They're configured using an Ipad, but are they controlled by it (AKA by a third party) or does she control them herself somehow? Isn't that pretty much the most important part? How do they not include that?/google informs that they're controlled by her muscles (cool)//article fails
wraith95: TofuTheAlmighty: BarkingUnicorn: She's gone to fat.When three of your extremities you have lost, look as good you will not.It was all 4 wasn't it? a leg, a foot, and both hands. Kinda hard to exercise.
Canton: wraith95: TofuTheAlmighty: BarkingUnicorn: She's gone to fat.When three of your extremities you have lost, look as good you will not.It was all 4 wasn't it? a leg, a foot, and both hands. Kinda hard to exercise.This. She seems to be doing quite well, all things considered. Nobody should expect her to be trying out for the Paralympics just yet./I'd be more worried if she were skinny.
discgolfguru: No worries, they will make the handjobs better. Stronger. Faster.
Radioactive Ass: Plus lets face it, her dating options are now in the general category of "Guys who will probably want me to stumpfark them in the ass at some point" so why worry about getting fat.
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