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(News.com.au)   Dick uses dildo to dick around mechanic after dick's dickmobile was repossessed; is now charged with using fake dick as a weapon, according to his lawyer Peter   (news.com.au) divider line 40
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2013-05-17 05:45:16 PM
'snerk'.  You said Peter.
 
2013-05-17 08:35:40 PM
penis. that is all.
 
2013-05-17 09:00:34 PM
This made me laugh.
 
2013-05-17 09:03:24 PM
"What is the alleged arm?" Magistrate Eve Wynhausen asked.
"It's a black dildo, your honour," prosecutor Christian Hearn said


If at that point the judge didn't say "BAILIFF, WHACK HIS PEE PEE", he was wasting everyone's time.
 
2013-05-17 09:29:17 PM
Well, now he's in a pickle.  He shouldn't have been strutting around like cock of the walk.  Also, penis.
 
2013-05-17 10:35:30 PM

MorrisBird: Well, now he's in a pickle.  He shouldn't have been strutting around like cock of the walk.  Also, penis.


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-05-17 10:44:05 PM
PENIS THREAD!
 
2013-05-17 10:44:22 PM
That headline gets all of my wats.
 
2013-05-17 10:45:24 PM
I have a cousin named Peter.  He's a dick.  True story.

/drunk
 
2013-05-17 10:47:55 PM
What a cock.
 
2013-05-17 10:48:11 PM
Farking lost it at this part:

"Sabbah ... entered the workshop in an intimidating manner with a large black dildo in his right hand, which he was smacking into his left hand continually in an aggressive and threatening manner," the documents state.
 
2013-05-17 10:49:22 PM
The only thing that could make this better is if his father's name is John.
 
2013-05-17 10:50:22 PM
UDIA FTW
 
2013-05-17 10:51:34 PM
Wanted for questioning : http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1k1Qx_Aysks/ Tc1iVQUTMkI/AAAAAAAAAFs/PI2gk34l i4M/s1600/b2a9c93f74d229f0094bdf35ccca 2113-orig.jpg
 
2013-05-17 10:52:16 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-17 10:56:02 PM
Is he aware of the penile code?
Baliff! Whack his pee pee.
 
2013-05-17 10:59:22 PM
"Sabbah ... entered the workshop in an intimidating manner with a large black dildo in his right hand, which he was smacking into his left hand continually in an aggressive and threatening manner," the documents state.

Talk about the ultimate pucker factor.
 
2013-05-17 10:59:40 PM
Excellent work, subby.  I like that the lawyer's name was really Peter.
 
2013-05-17 11:01:29 PM
family-guy-freak.webs.com
Sphincter.
 
2013-05-17 11:03:08 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
How many dicks is that?
 
2013-05-17 11:06:23 PM
Once you go black, you never get your Mercedes back.
 
2013-05-17 11:07:57 PM
Life imitates art:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9pgfYSKRL9Y/TvoGgw5jbEI/AAAAAAAAAQA/UJ42hMC 8 rYs/s1600/saints+row+3.jpg

/NSFW, Saints Row 3.
 
2013-05-17 11:11:58 PM
I've seen some that are bigger than the size of a baseball bat, which you could do some damage with if so inclined, in more than one way.
 
2013-05-17 11:16:20 PM
www.empireonline.com

Wanted for questioning?
 
2013-05-17 11:16:52 PM
 
2013-05-17 11:21:44 PM
This thread is dildos
 
2013-05-17 11:34:52 PM
Hole. E. Shiat.
 
2013-05-17 11:40:31 PM

Donnchadha: Wanted for questioning?


Thanks, Donnchadha. I tried to post that, but my phone ate the link.
 
2013-05-17 11:46:04 PM
As I understand things, since Australia did their firearms crack down the novelty oversized dildo has become the equivalent of holstering a colt in the wild west.
 
2013-05-17 11:51:31 PM
Sabbah sure did find one dumb mechanic.  Bring a stolen vehicle in for repair and the mechanic actually accepted responsibility for losing the car, to the police.  It is more reasonable to tell the guy tough luck on the car and he still owe for any work done before the car was taken.  Also, how does Sabbah not already be facing charges for stealing a bank owned car?  I hope it is just slow paperwork.

/atleast he is all prepared for prison life
//he planned for the worst
 
2013-05-18 12:00:58 AM

Donnchadha: [www.empireonline.com image 600x250]

Wanted for questioning?


With "fake dick as weapon" in the headline this should have been the Boobies.
 
2013-05-18 01:41:28 AM
There's a dick joke somewhere in there. Hold on let me think of it..,
 
2013-05-18 02:05:50 AM

jaymanchu: There's a dick joke somewhere in there. Hold on let me think of it..,


Did it come to you yet?
 
2013-05-18 04:31:20 AM
I read that in wongburger's voice.
 
2013-05-18 05:42:08 AM
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back

Thank you very much.

(Courtesy Monty Python)
 
2013-05-18 06:07:23 AM
Sounds like an idea for the next staging of Operation Repo or Lizard Lick Towing
 
2013-05-18 08:04:51 AM
Headline is pretty ballsy.
 
2013-05-18 10:47:59 AM
I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...
 
2013-05-18 11:01:54 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Sounds like an idea for the next staging of Operation Repo or Lizard Lick Towing


I realize those are tv shows, but there's a towing company here in Columbus called Camel Towing. A customer used them to bring their cage in to my shop once. I suggested that they use "We'll hump your ride!" as a slogan.
 
2013-05-18 12:11:26 PM
Would that be Peter File, esq., subby?
 
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