JesseL: Dr. Quasius: lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?Longevity, man, longevity.What happened to thinking about baseball? If you can't feel it what's the point?
StrikitRich: Does this mean you can change the oil in your car all by yourself?
Walter Paisley: PaLarkin: First think Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. if that doesn't work think Bea Arthur naked on a cold day. If neither of these work, try the ultimate...Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama and Bea Arthur naked in a hot tub.So it would kind of be like the cast of a 70's women in prison movie reenacting their bathing scenes in 2013? Which one would play the guard?
Walter Paisley: HindiDiscoMonster: JesseL: Dr. Quasius: lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?Longevity, man, longevity.What happened to thinking about baseball? If you can't feel it what's the point?Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...Sounds like someone's been a bad lad. A very bad lad./A word of caution: saying it three times will summon her.
rnatalie: Do you put your underwear on over your jeans too?
digitalrain: lantawa: He probably also took Viagra or something like it, further adding to the blue balls.On another note, a message to all you younger folk. Do not EVER put an acid-based antifungal or wart removing compound on your dick. Like Blistosol, for instance. Danger, Will Robinson! Don't do it....I have an equivalent warning for all the younger Farkettes...bikini depilatories are for bikini area ONLY...NEVER use it to get rid of ALL the hair down there.I wouldn't wish pain like that on my worst enemy. Felt like someone slapped a little white phosphorouson the poor gal. The more I tried to rinse it off, the more it burned. Tears, pain, droplets of bloodwelling out of the pores. A fun time was had by farking NO ONE.Farking Nair.
Tom_Slick: BumpInTheNight: Tom_Slick: I used to work in the personal lube industry and I can tell you there is zero oversight. Anyone can create and sell their own lube. This does not surprise me.Your handle is hilariously apt :PSadly had the handle long before I slung lube for a living,/Saturday Morning Cartoons FTW
rezaxis: I don't think this story is honest. More like dude uses this numbing stuff over and over without issue. That's all good. This time he gets an idea that includes soaking his weenus in the stuff by wearing a condom filled with it to get some extra numbing. Then he uses a penis pump, maybe for the first time, till he permanently maims himself because he doesn't feel the damage being done. Now what? Well, let's make lemonade!
HindiDiscoMonster: Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...
gweilo8888: pyrotek85: During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.Sounds like somebody just experienced blue balls for the first time.
Astorix: For God's sake, man, what was the name of that lubricant?!
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