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(The Raw Story)   Man sues after personal lubricant allegedly destroys his penis   ( divider line
    More: Sad, personal lubricant, Kama Sutra  
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13672 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2013 at 5:42 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-17 05:27:05 PM  
3 votes:
Link is to The Raw Story. Perfect.
2013-05-17 05:54:44 PM  
2 votes:
Lowe said that prior to September 1, 2012, he had used Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel without incident, but on that day he applied the product before putting on a condom to have sex with his fiancée. During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.

So obviously it was the gel. That he'd used on prior occasions without incident.
2013-05-17 05:44:54 PM  
2 votes:
The swelling irreparably damaged the tissues of Lowe's penis and resulted in "permanent scarring and disfigurement of the penis, permanent loss of sensation in the penis, permanent loss of functioning of the penis, permanent nerve damage to the penis, permanent tissue damage to the penis, and the inability to ejaculate."

That may be the most frightening thing I have ever read.
2013-05-17 08:37:57 PM  
1 vote:
Having worked in a sex shop and sold this exact thing, I get a huge kick out of these replies.

And for the record, Kama Sutra product is garbage and over-priced.
2013-05-17 06:28:56 PM  
1 vote:

rezaxis: I don't think this story is honest. More like dude uses this numbing stuff over and over without issue. That's all good. This time he gets an idea that includes soaking his weenus in the stuff by wearing a condom filled with it to get some extra numbing. Then he uses a penis pump, maybe for the first time, till he permanently maims himself because he doesn't feel the damage being done. Now what? Well, let's make lemonade!

He should have read this first:
2013-05-17 06:27:43 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Dr. Quasius: lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?

Longevity, man, longevity.

Having a damaged penis will make me live longer?

Yeah, it'll keep women from wanting to marry you.
2013-05-17 06:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
He probably also took Viagra or something like it, further adding to the blue balls.

On another note, a message to all you younger folk. Do not EVER put an acid-based antifungal or wart removing compound on your dick. Like Blistosol, for instance. Danger, Will Robinson! Don't do it....
2013-05-17 05:57:00 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-17 05:53:49 PM  
1 vote:
I can't possibly be the only one who clicked just to make sure the offending lubricant isn't something that I use.
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