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(The Raw Story)   Man sues after personal lubricant allegedly destroys his penis   (rawstory.com) divider line 124
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2013-05-17 05:20:51 PM
Well, it WAS de-sensitizing gel... it was just a bit more effective than he planned
 
2013-05-17 05:27:05 PM
Link is to The Raw Story. Perfect.
 
2013-05-17 05:44:54 PM
The swelling irreparably damaged the tissues of Lowe's penis and resulted in "permanent scarring and disfigurement of the penis, permanent loss of sensation in the penis, permanent loss of functioning of the penis, permanent nerve damage to the penis, permanent tissue damage to the penis, and the inability to ejaculate."


That may be the most frightening thing I have ever read.
 
2013-05-17 05:44:54 PM
Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?
 
2013-05-17 05:45:26 PM
Nope.


Nopenopenope.
 
2013-05-17 05:45:42 PM
www.rawstory.com

What a man with a destroyed penis might look like.
 
2013-05-17 05:46:27 PM

lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?


Longevity, man, longevity.
 
2013-05-17 05:46:28 PM
For God's sake, man, what was the name of that lubricant?!
 
2013-05-17 05:47:51 PM

Astorix: For God's sake, man, what was the name of that lubricant?!



MethMemories®
 
2013-05-17 05:49:25 PM

Astorix: For God's sake, man, what was the name of that lubricant?!


Syphilslick ®
 
2013-05-17 05:49:26 PM
Well, I guess it's back to butter..,
 
2013-05-17 05:49:43 PM

Dr. Quasius: lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?

Longevity, man, longevity.


What happened to thinking about baseball? If you can't feel it what's the point?
 
2013-05-17 05:50:21 PM

Astorix: For God's sake, man, what was the name of that lubricant?!


FTA:

Lowe said that prior to September 1, 2012, he had used Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel without incident, but on that day he applied the product before putting on a condom to have sex with his fiancée. During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.
 
2013-05-17 05:53:14 PM
Your doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-17 05:53:49 PM
I can't possibly be the only one who clicked just to make sure the offending lubricant isn't something that I use.
 
2013-05-17 05:53:51 PM
This story rubs me the wrong way.
 
2013-05-17 05:54:19 PM
Okay, that is a reason to go off half-cocked.
 
2013-05-17 05:54:39 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Link is to The Raw Story. Perfect.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-05-17 05:54:44 PM
Lowe said that prior to September 1, 2012, he had used Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel without incident, but on that day he applied the product before putting on a condom to have sex with his fiancée. During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.

So obviously it was the gel. That he'd used on prior occasions without incident.
 
2013-05-17 05:55:45 PM

Astorix: For God's sake, man, what was the name of that lubricant?!


New Years Eve

/makes the balls drop
 
2013-05-17 05:56:07 PM

JesseL: Dr. Quasius: lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?

Longevity, man, longevity.

What happened to thinking about baseball? If you can't feel it what's the point?


Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher nude on a cold day...
 
2013-05-17 05:57:00 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-05-17 05:57:35 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Lowe said that prior to September 1, 2012, he had used Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel without incident, but on that day he applied the product before putting on a condom to have sex with his fiancée. During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.

So obviously it was the gel. That he'd used on prior occasions without incident.


This time the wife added a little Tiger Balm.  Helps not to forget your anniversary.
 
2013-05-17 05:59:01 PM
I'd have to see a picture of the fiancee to make a judgement on the penis swelling issue.
 
2013-05-17 05:59:29 PM
shoulda used bodysoap.
 
2013-05-17 06:01:59 PM
When you can't find a listing for the ingredients in a product, considering how many crappy products with real toxic chemicals that do list ingredients, it should really tell you something.
 
2013-05-17 06:02:31 PM

kvinesknows: shoulda used bodysoap.


or just use one of those cheap rubbers where you don't feel anything.  you could go all night.
 
2013-05-17 06:02:43 PM
Ok... nobody has laugh at the fact that this is being carried by "Raw Story"? :)
 
2013-05-17 06:02:54 PM
You have to wonder what kind of situation requires additional penis-desensitizing then just wearing a condom.  Condom with fiance plus even further gimmicks....hrm ...freshly de-virginized moron with life long prematurity issues is my guess.
 
2013-05-17 06:03:01 PM
Prolongs Men's Pleasure
Designed to heighten and prolong a man's sensual experience. Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel for Men has a gently numbing quality to give control and help increase staying power. Water-based. Washes off easily. Won't stain fabrics. Safe to use with Latex condoms only.
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

So THAT'S what the little warning means: may cause loss of penis, Free Market faith.
 
2013-05-17 06:03:58 PM
sounds like a latex alergy
you're NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT shiat ON UNDER THE CONDOM idiot.
 
2013-05-17 06:04:00 PM
I used to work in the personal lube industry and I can tell you there is zero oversight. Anyone can create and sell their own lube.  This does not surprise me.
 
2013-05-17 06:04:45 PM

Tom_Slick: I used to work in the personal lube industry and I can tell you there is zero oversight. Anyone can create and sell their own lube.  This does not surprise me.


Your handle is hilariously apt :P
 
2013-05-17 06:05:50 PM

prjindigo: sounds like a latex alergy
you're NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT shiat ON UNDER THE CONDOM idiot.


You can put water and silicone based lubes under a condom.
 
2013-05-17 06:06:54 PM

pyrotek85: During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.


Sounds like somebody just experienced blue balls for the first time.
 
2013-05-17 06:07:28 PM

BumpInTheNight: Tom_Slick: I used to work in the personal lube industry and I can tell you there is zero oversight. Anyone can create and sell their own lube.  This does not surprise me.

Your handle is hilariously apt :P


Sadly had the handle long before I slung lube for a living,

/Saturday Morning Cartoons FTW
 
2013-05-17 06:07:43 PM

Tom_Slick: I used to work in the personal lube industry and I can tell you there is zero oversight. Anyone can create and sell their own lube.  This does not surprise me.


*looks at your username*

[iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg]
 
2013-05-17 06:08:56 PM

gweilo8888: pyrotek85: During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.

Sounds like somebody just experienced blue balls for the first time.


It sounds like priapism, actually. I bet the guy waited in bed for over four hours before seeking medical attention. His wife probably went to the store for a thing or two.
 
2013-05-17 06:10:16 PM
Yeah, that's the ticket. Destroyed my penis, it did. Why, you should have seen it before. Magnificent! A foot if it was a centimeter, and straight as an arrow! Went off like a Howitzer! Of course it wasn't always like this, why do you ask?
 
2013-05-17 06:10:20 PM

Tom_Slick: I used to work in the personal lube industry and I can tell you there is zero oversight. Anyone can create and sell their own lube.  This does not surprise me.


Does this mean you can change the oil in your car all by yourself?
 
2013-05-17 06:10:38 PM

Dr. Quasius: lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?

Longevity, man, longevity.


Having a damaged penis will make me live longer?
 
2013-05-17 06:12:12 PM

StrikitRich: Does this mean you can change the oil in your car all by yourself?


With no hands
 
2013-05-17 06:13:22 PM

JesseL: Dr. Quasius: lockers: Why in the hell would you want to make your pud less sensitive?

Longevity, man, longevity.

What happened to thinking about baseball? If you can't feel it what's the point?


Wait wait wait...THAT's why you're supposed to think about baseball? I always though you were supposed to think about baseball because there's no crying in baseball.
 
2013-05-17 06:14:20 PM
What a penis destroyer may look like.

media.mlive.com
 
2013-05-17 06:14:44 PM
He probably also took Viagra or something like it, further adding to the blue balls.

On another note, a message to all you younger folk. Do not EVER put an acid-based antifungal or wart removing compound on your dick. Like Blistosol, for instance. Danger, Will Robinson! Don't do it....
 
Ehh
2013-05-17 06:16:05 PM
There was a young fellow named Slattery...
 
2013-05-17 06:16:09 PM

lantawa: Do not EVER put an acid-based antifungal or wart removing compound on your dick.


The thought had never occurred to me. Why did  you do this? I'm assuming these are the lessons of experience.
 
2013-05-17 06:16:28 PM
Why did he automatically go after the lube instead of the condom? It could have been a latex allergy. You can develop an allergy to latex even after having used it previously too.

Unless he was allergy tested, or the lube was tested and determined to have something toxic, I don't see how it could be determined to be the lube. Though, I do see how desensitizing gel could have numbed the area causing him to not notice an allergic reaction long enough to cause damage.
In general desensitizing gels are a bad idea for just that reason. If anything happens and there is some kind of issue they can cause you to ignore it for long enough to cause damage to the tissue. That's why it's also not recommended to use any type of desensitizing gels with anal, since if there's discomfort it's because your body is trying to tell you there's a problem.
 
2013-05-17 06:16:53 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Lowe said that prior to September 1, 2012, he had used Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel without incident, but on that day he applied the product before putting on a condom to have sex with his fiancée. During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced "excruciating pain and pressure in his penis," according to the suit.

So obviously it was the gel. That he'd used on prior occasions without incident.


I'm guessing it was a reaction between the gel and something coating the condom (a spermicide, perhaps). Would explain why it never happened before. Just a WAG, though.
 
2013-05-17 06:18:02 PM
"He removed the condom and his penis swelled significantly.

Those are called, "erections."
 
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