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(Twitter)   Sarah Palin: Most Americans hold their own umbrellas, Obama. Will McAvoy: ORLY?   (twitter.com) divider line 243
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2013-05-17 03:05:13 PM
conservatives4palin.com
 
2013-05-17 03:11:14 PM
Ergo she's not American??
 
2013-05-17 03:11:29 PM
I'd say that it must be embarrassing to get smacked down by a fictional character, but I'm pretty sure that soulless harpy feels no shame.
 
2013-05-17 03:15:11 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: [conservatives4palin.com image 226x300]


Ha!
 
2013-05-17 03:16:07 PM

vudutek: I'd say that it must be embarrassing to get smacked down by a fictional character, but I'm pretty sure that soulless harpy feels no shame.


And a pretty conservative one at that.
 
2013-05-17 03:19:54 PM

vudutek: I'd say that it must be embarrassing to get smacked down by a fictional character, but I'm pretty sure that soulless harpy feels no shame.


and then retweeted by a fictional President too.
 
2013-05-17 03:20:37 PM
Well, a gentleman should always hold an umbrella for a lady.

But that's Sarah Palin.
 
2013-05-17 03:23:08 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: [conservatives4palin.com image 226x300]


Even her crotchfruit don't carry their own umbrellas.

estergoldberg.typepad.com

No Sarah.  It doesn't rain inside.  But never can be too sure, can you?

socialistworker.org

Nope.  Still not raining inside.

static.guim.co.uk

OK... One LAST time.. It's not raining INSIDE.

media.salon.com
 
2013-05-17 03:24:26 PM

BunkyBrewman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: [conservatives4palin.com image 226x300]

Even her crotchfruit don't carry their own umbrellas.

[estergoldberg.typepad.com image 468x450]

No Sarah.  It doesn't rain inside.  But never can be too sure, can you?

[socialistworker.org image 330x231]

Nope.  Still not raining inside.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

OK... One LAST time.. It's not raining INSIDE.

[media.salon.com image 850x637]


Thank you for that smile today, it was very much needed.
 
2013-05-17 03:25:23 PM
Yes Sarah, that is the sun you're pointing at.  No Sarah, sun showers do not actually come from the sun.

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-05-17 03:26:26 PM
twitter blocked at work.  I can only assume by the pics that I can see in this thread, that someone has held the umbrella for her in the past.

Thanks John McCain you nitwit.
 
2013-05-17 03:38:25 PM
kimwim:

Thank you for that smile today, it was very much needed.

I'm here all week.  Try the special and tip your server!
 
2013-05-17 03:39:34 PM
quotationsbook.com

freakoutnation.com

Oops.
 
2013-05-17 03:46:26 PM

Sgt Otter: [quotationsbook.com image 640x425]

[freakoutnation.com image 350x200]

Oops.


I don't see any Marines in those pictures.
 
2013-05-17 03:49:19 PM
pbs.twimg.com

This is stupid.
 
2013-05-17 03:49:54 PM

JusticeandIndependence: I don't see any Marines in those pictures.


I don't see any Marines in her tweet.
 
2013-05-17 03:50:51 PM

JusticeandIndependence: I don't see any Marines in those pictures.


They were busy securing all the teleprompters and binder clips, to keep them from getting damaged in the rain.
 
2013-05-17 03:51:12 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Sgt Otter: [quotationsbook.com image 640x425]

[freakoutnation.com image 350x200]

Oops.

I don't see any Marines in those pictures.


Put those goalposts back, you silly.

// we're making fun of Palin's "Americans hold their own umbrellas" nonsense ITT, not the Faily Fail's breathless wonderment at Obama's usurpation of the USMC's Uniform Code
 
2013-05-17 03:52:04 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Sgt Otter: [quotationsbook.com image 640x425]

[freakoutnation.com image 350x200]

Oops.

I don't see any Marines in those pictures.


I don't see the word "Marine" in her tweet:

"Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas."
 
2013-05-17 03:58:11 PM

Sgt Otter: JusticeandIndependence: Sgt Otter: [quotationsbook.com image 640x425]

[freakoutnation.com image 350x200]

Oops.

I don't see any Marines in those pictures.

I don't see the word "Marine" in her tweet:

"Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas."


Like I said earlier, twitter is blocked at work.  Honestly I wish she would go away.  I just thought the original argument was it was disgraceful for a Marine to hold Obama's umbrella.
 
2013-05-17 04:08:39 PM
JusticeandIndependence:
Like I said earlier, twitter is blocked at work.  Honestly I wish she would go away.  I just thought the original argument was it was disgraceful for a Marine to hold Obama's umbrella.

The original argument is that Obama is a disgrace, period.
This is the crux of the GOP platform.
The GOP is the actual disgrace to this country.
 
2013-05-17 04:17:24 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 400x604]

This is stupid.


None of these examples has a black man having an umbrella held for him so they don't count.
 
2013-05-17 04:20:20 PM
Why is she talking about salt?
 
2013-05-17 04:37:17 PM
HOW DARE A BLACK PRESIDENT DO SOMETHING THAT WHITE PRESIDENTS HAVE DONE!!
 
2013-05-17 04:41:23 PM
It's like the phrase "mush-brained, bitter, loud-mouthed asshole" was invented just for her.
 
2013-05-17 04:45:23 PM
Good lord.
 
2013-05-17 04:45:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-17 05:07:49 PM
Done in one.
 
2013-05-17 05:11:22 PM

Lorelle: HOW DARE A BLACK PRESIDENT DO SOMETHING THAT WHITE PRESIDENTS HAVE DONE!!


Hold your umbrella?

i2.ytimg.com

But you're bleck!
 
2013-05-17 05:12:38 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Like I said earlier, twitter is blocked at work.  Honestly I wish she would go away.  I just thought the original argument was it was disgraceful for a Marine to hold Obama's umbrella.


Why would it be a disgrace for someone who is a part of the armed forces, of which he is Commander in Chief, to hold an umbrella for him?  Is that an actual argument?
 
2013-05-17 05:14:26 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-17 05:15:10 PM

Diogenes: It's like the phrase "mush-brained, bitter, loud-mouthed asshole

biatch" was invented just for her.

FTFY

 
2013-05-17 05:19:55 PM
Countdown to right wing mental gymnastics in 3...2...
 
2013-05-17 05:20:25 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-17 05:20:46 PM

serpent_sky: JusticeandIndependence: Like I said earlier, twitter is blocked at work.  Honestly I wish she would go away.  I just thought the original argument was it was disgraceful for a Marine to hold Obama's umbrella.

Why would it be a disgrace for someone who is a part of the armed forces, of which he is Commander in Chief, to hold an umbrella for him?  Is that an actual argument?


Yes, that's the actual argument, that the "president" purposely disgraced and demeaned the USMC by forcing the Marines to violate the dress code.
 
2013-05-17 05:27:54 PM

Nickster79: Countdown to right wing mental gymnastics in 3...2...


Yep.  first argument out of the gate will be:  "but those other guys weren't Marines!"
 
2013-05-17 05:29:52 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 400x604]

This is stupid full Palin.


FTFY

/we'd also accept palin-american
 
2013-05-17 05:31:41 PM
I don't think people should be subjected to more derp than necessary, so I redacted some of the post:


Scandalous Hat Trick

Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas. Today in the Rose Garden you dismissed the idea of a Special Counsel to investigate the IRS scandal. With that, your galling political hubris shined bright in the midst of today's dark clouds.

[derp about IRS and Benghazi redacted]

Speaking of coverage, glad you finally called in the Marines... shame it was just to hold your umbrella.

- Sarah Palin
 
2013-05-17 05:33:44 PM

serpent_sky: Why would it be a disgrace for someone who is a part of the armed forces, of which he is Commander in Chief, to hold an umbrella for him? Is that an actual argument?


Sorta.  Here it is in all its glory:

www.powerlineblog.com
 
2013-05-17 05:33:46 PM
god, she thinks she's so farking clever.
 
2013-05-17 05:34:58 PM
Umbrellagate! Umbraghazi? Come on! Obama is sue for a sandal!
 
2013-05-17 05:34:59 PM
what does she do now anyway? what is her job? she's a failed governor, a failed VP candidate and a failed fox host... so what does caribou barbie do these days besides compose clever tweets?
 
2013-05-17 05:35:52 PM

Mugato: Umbrellagate! Umbraghazi? Come on! Obama is sue for a sandal!


DUE for a scandal I mean!
 
2013-05-17 05:38:48 PM
What if the American can get a Commie to hold it for him?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-17 05:45:09 PM
propasaurus:
Yes, that's the actual argument, that the "president" purposely disgraced and demeaned the USMC by forcing the Marines to violate the dress code.

Wow. And the repercussions of this "violation" are what, exactly? Has the Marine been executed for this crime against humanity? Can Michele Bachmann FINALLY impeach the President and please the people who keep asking her to?
 
2013-05-17 06:00:05 PM
REALITY


pixel.nymag.com


WHAT REPUBLICANS SEE


www.digitalfrontiersuf.com


THE TRUTH:

i.huffpost.com

COMMUNIST HATGATE!
 
2013-05-17 06:01:18 PM
And now, because we HATE people from the other team so much, we have all lost the ability to make a fun meme out of this... just like "ridiculously photogenic guy" we could have had "ridiculously menacing marine" who can make holding a f*cking umbrella look locked and cocked.

But nooooooo....
 
2013-05-17 06:02:20 PM
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2013-05-17 06:05:30 PM
Armed mommy?!
 
2013-05-17 06:09:21 PM
He also had someone make breakfast for him.  I also don't think he drove his own car.  3...2...1...Rage!
 
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