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(WWL)   Don't you hate it when you arrange to meet a stripper for a 'good time' at your home, and she instead blasts you in the face with pepper spray and steals your truck?   (wwl.com) divider line 23
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2013-05-17 03:19:43 PM
4 votes:
Maybe that was the stripper's idea of a good time, you have to define your terms.
2013-05-17 04:52:01 PM
3 votes:
The jokes on her. It's my wife's truck.
2013-05-17 04:19:00 PM
3 votes:
Well I'd leave a bad review on Yelp.  That'll show her.
2013-05-17 04:17:52 PM
3 votes:
I sure do.  Especially if she doesn't poop on me in the process.
2013-05-17 04:10:46 PM
3 votes:
Incalls only.
2013-05-17 03:50:31 PM
3 votes:
I call that "Tuesday"
2013-05-17 04:39:05 PM
2 votes:
So she's a squirter.
2013-05-17 04:34:49 PM
2 votes:
This is why I always keep a 1990 Geo Metro around. I am immune to pepper spray after so many misinterpreted compliments, so I don't worry about that.
2013-05-17 03:41:04 PM
2 votes:
You usually have to pay extra for that.
2013-05-17 06:11:28 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he liked it rough?
2013-05-17 05:27:16 PM
1 votes:
I'll never forget the time my neighbor down the street turned 40.  His wife and the wife of their next door neighbor thought it would be fun to get a stripper for him, so they got one without doing much research.  Enter the stripper and she went way beyond stripping and started rubbing herself all over him and most of the guys there.  I was behind the bar (basement bar) so I missed out... lucky I did because all the wives were there and by the time the night was over, I think I was the only one that slept in my bed instead of the couch.  The guy's wife got way more than she bargain for.  To this day it's  pretty sore thing to talk about with those people but not for me.  I bring it up when they start getting all upidy and then silence sets in.
Ehh
2013-05-17 05:19:32 PM
1 votes:
So that's what my ex is up to these days.
2013-05-17 05:13:32 PM
1 votes:
The ol' number 7 with cheese.
2013-05-17 04:54:03 PM
1 votes:
Mom?
2013-05-17 04:52:04 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stripper...or prostitute?I'm sure we'll get the real version of events once they track down the "stripper".


She stripped him of his truck so it was clearly a stripper. Why do you even ask?
2013-05-17 04:37:10 PM
1 votes:
I would try to blast her in the face with a salty spray.
2013-05-17 04:31:45 PM
1 votes:
I payed for bear spray, so yeah, I do hate that. biatch ripped me off.
2013-05-17 04:28:11 PM
1 votes:
Happened to me twice already this week.  Third time's a charm!!
2013-05-17 04:27:29 PM
1 votes:
Yep, lost way too many trucks like that....
2013-05-17 04:25:02 PM
1 votes:
Stripper...or prostitute?

I'm sure we'll get the real version of events once they track down the "stripper".


/It was a stripper officer, I swear.
//Pimp? No sir! He was just a guy who attacked me. I gave them money up front...er...they stole my wallet!
2013-05-17 04:24:26 PM
1 votes:
Yes.
2013-05-17 04:22:05 PM
1 votes:
Turn about is fair play. I would try to blast her in the face.
2013-05-17 04:20:29 PM
1 votes:
Then crashes the truck and blows money on crack. News at 11.
 
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