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(WWL)   Don't you hate it when you arrange to meet a stripper for a 'good time' at your home, and she instead blasts you in the face with pepper spray and steals your truck?   (wwl.com) divider line 48
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2013-05-17 03:19:43 PM  
Maybe that was the stripper's idea of a good time, you have to define your terms.
 
2013-05-17 03:41:04 PM  
You usually have to pay extra for that.
 
2013-05-17 03:50:31 PM  
I call that "Tuesday"
 
2013-05-17 04:10:46 PM  
Incalls only.
 
2013-05-17 04:17:52 PM  
I sure do.  Especially if she doesn't poop on me in the process.
 
2013-05-17 04:19:00 PM  
Well I'd leave a bad review on Yelp.  That'll show her.
 
2013-05-17 04:19:12 PM  
I miss Marie*.

/*what she told me her name was
//the free drugs she brought me were great
 
2013-05-17 04:19:13 PM  
That's not a good time.  That's a great time!
 
2013-05-17 04:20:29 PM  
Then crashes the truck and blows money on crack. News at 11.
 
2013-05-17 04:20:54 PM  
Don't hate the player, hate the game?
 
2013-05-17 04:21:07 PM  
Hey he paid for a cock punch too!!! Tryin to cheat a poor guy.
 
2013-05-17 04:22:05 PM  
Turn about is fair play. I would try to blast her in the face.
 
2013-05-17 04:24:26 PM  
Yes.
 
2013-05-17 04:24:56 PM  
But what if that's the good time you paid for?
 
2013-05-17 04:24:57 PM  
Have I ever paid for sex?' The answer is yes, I have. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

/can I wear the scream mask?
//the mask from Scream.
///while I do you from behind.
////hello?
 
2013-05-17 04:25:02 PM  
Stripper...or prostitute?

I'm sure we'll get the real version of events once they track down the "stripper".


/It was a stripper officer, I swear.
//Pimp? No sir! He was just a guy who attacked me. I gave them money up front...er...they stole my wallet!
 
2013-05-17 04:27:29 PM  
Yep, lost way too many trucks like that....
 
2013-05-17 04:28:11 PM  
Happened to me twice already this week.  Third time's a charm!!
 
2013-05-17 04:31:45 PM  
I payed for bear spray, so yeah, I do hate that. biatch ripped me off.
 
2013-05-17 04:34:20 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: I payed for bear spray, so yeah, I do hate that. biatch ripped me off.



Ouch.
 
2013-05-17 04:34:49 PM  
This is why I always keep a 1990 Geo Metro around. I am immune to pepper spray after so many misinterpreted compliments, so I don't worry about that.
 
2013-05-17 04:36:57 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Well I'd leave a bad review on Yelp.  That'll show her.


The "hobbyist" community does have a well-developed system of reviews and references; much better than Yelp.  See TheOtherBoard..com for example.
 
2013-05-17 04:37:10 PM  
I would try to blast her in the face with a salty spray.
 
2013-05-17 04:39:05 PM  
So she's a squirter.
 
2013-05-17 04:52:01 PM  
The jokes on her. It's my wife's truck.
 
2013-05-17 04:52:04 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Stripper...or prostitute?I'm sure we'll get the real version of events once they track down the "stripper".


She stripped him of his truck so it was clearly a stripper. Why do you even ask?
 
2013-05-17 04:52:37 PM  
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I spent a year building up an immunity to pepper spray.
 
2013-05-17 04:54:03 PM  
Mom?
 
2013-05-17 05:01:53 PM  

phillydrifter: I miss Marie*.

/*what she told me her name was
//the free drugs she brought me were great


so I called up Marie
She has sex for free
But for 10 bucks an hour she listens to me

/obscure?
 
2013-05-17 05:13:32 PM  
The ol' number 7 with cheese.
 
Ehh
2013-05-17 05:19:32 PM  
So that's what my ex is up to these days.
 
2013-05-17 05:27:16 PM  
I'll never forget the time my neighbor down the street turned 40.  His wife and the wife of their next door neighbor thought it would be fun to get a stripper for him, so they got one without doing much research.  Enter the stripper and she went way beyond stripping and started rubbing herself all over him and most of the guys there.  I was behind the bar (basement bar) so I missed out... lucky I did because all the wives were there and by the time the night was over, I think I was the only one that slept in my bed instead of the couch.  The guy's wife got way more than she bargain for.  To this day it's  pretty sore thing to talk about with those people but not for me.  I bring it up when they start getting all upidy and then silence sets in.
 
2013-05-17 05:28:29 PM  
That is weird, usually it's the other way around.

...

Oh, "pepper spray"

...

Oh, "truck"
 
2013-05-17 06:11:28 PM  
Maybe he liked it rough?
 
2013-05-17 06:37:22 PM  

bim1154: I'll never forget the time my neighbor down the street turned 40.  His wife and the wife of their next door neighbor thought it would be fun to get a stripper for him, so they got one without doing much research.  Enter the stripper and she went way beyond stripping and started rubbing herself all over him and most of the guys there.  I was behind the bar (basement bar) so I missed out... lucky I did because all the wives were there and by the time the night was over, I think I was the only one that slept in my bed instead of the couch.  The guy's wife got way more than she bargain for.  To this day it's  pretty sore thing to talk about with those people but not for me.  I bring it up when they start getting all upidy and then silence sets in.


I salute your dickishness and their naivete'.
 
2013-05-17 06:46:31 PM  
came here for helpful pictures of what a stripper might look like.  Leaving dissapointed.
 
2013-05-17 07:06:17 PM  

99.998er: This is why I always keep a 1990 Geo Metro around. I am immune to pepper spray after so many misinterpreted compliments, so I don't worry about that.


Some of the whores around here would still take you up on that.
 
2013-05-17 07:09:47 PM  
As somebody who was robbed last weekend in New Orleans and had $1500 charged before I called the banks, I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-05-17 07:11:19 PM  
That's why I always keep the hooker at gunpoint for the duration of the session.
 
2013-05-17 07:44:17 PM  

AbbeySomeone: bim1154: I'll never forget the time my neighbor down the street turned 40.  His wife and the wife of their next door neighbor thought it would be fun to get a stripper for him, so they got one without doing much research.  Enter the stripper and she went way beyond stripping and started rubbing herself all over him and most of the guys there.  I was behind the bar (basement bar) so I missed out... lucky I did because all the wives were there and by the time the night was over, I think I was the only one that slept in my bed instead of the couch.  The guy's wife got way more than she bargain for.  To this day it's  pretty sore thing to talk about with those people but not for me.  I bring it up when they start getting all upidy and then silence sets in.

I salute your dickishness and their naivete'.


Why thank you.
 
2013-05-17 08:19:10 PM  
Or, he could just get married, insulted, blasted in the face with a subpoena, divorced and have his house taken.

Dude should be glad he's not living in his truck.
 
2013-05-17 08:24:55 PM  
Dude shoulda checked the Redbook...

and I aint talking about the magazine on your Gramma's coffee table.
 
2013-05-17 09:56:28 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Or, he could just get married, insulted, blasted in the face with a subpoena, divorced and have his house taken


this is why I have more than one house

// oh shiat, dont tell her
 
2013-05-17 09:58:05 PM  

Poundit Hardus: As somebody who was robbed last weekend in New Orleans and had $1500 charged before I called the banks, I'm getting a kick...


Lemme guess, you walked into a strip club in the Quarter and they gave you appropriate hospitality.

/LOL
 
2013-05-17 10:13:25 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Poundit Hardus: As somebody who was robbed last weekend in New Orleans and had $1500 charged before I called the banks, I'm getting a kick...

Lemme guess, you walked into a strip club in the Quarter and they gave you appropriate hospitality.

/LOL


More or less....that is correct. Rookie mistake, I blame nobody but myself. But dammit, I had a great time.
 
2013-05-18 12:40:18 AM  
Joke's on her.  I stole that truck.
 
2013-05-18 12:15:03 PM  
This happened to somebody else too?

Dayum!
 
2013-05-18 11:36:07 PM  
Mom?
 
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