scottydoesntknow: 2) Why would he take his hat off? He obviously knew it was offensive (which is why he wore the hat during the interview), so why think that day 1 on the job is a good place to start showing it off?
Calmamity: I think it's just as likely that his disgusting neck beard is holding him back.
WhippingBoy: But MINE are different...
inner ted: EvilEgg: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location: [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]Call in the dogs and put out the fire. We're done here.are we really?[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 243x208]disagrees
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 255x197]bet he disagrees as well[2.bp.blogspot.com image 445x550]ya, he probably skates on his taxes too/stupid stereotypes are stupid
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 620x930]I don't see the problem.
titwrench: Astorix: When I see that tattoo on his forehead I think of Heaven's Gate.The movie or the dickless people with the Nikes?
FrancoFile: The neckbeard is typical Pakistani-extraction Muslim (as is the name). Which he counteracts with a Buddhist tattoo and a Taoist tattoo. For all we know, he has Jesus and L. Ron Hubbard on his calves.
Bonkthat_Again: WhippingBoy: But MINE are different...Yes, instead of Chinese for "Grocery Store" it's Arabic for "Toilet Paper" ;)
PowerSlacker: Bonkthat_Again: Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity./thread
Diogenes: Holy crap. I suddenly feel much better about being 43. Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.
badgerb: Hack Patooey: He took off his hat and said "Imagine that, huh? Me workin' for you".I see what you did there. Sign me up.
Cast: [upload.wikimedia.org image 170x237]
LiberalEastCoastElitist: Oh, excellent. I was hoping I could get some advice on a tattoo idea. So the middle would be a redneck missing a tooth drinking a Bud light in a monstertruck jumping over flames. Behind that would be a waving American flag. Behind that would be a bald eagle with a knife in its beak. Under all this would be a naked colonial woman and a naked Indian woman posing suggestively with waving fields of corn, wheat and soy in the background. Between the woman would be a crossed musket and M16. For accent pieces there would be baseballs, apple pie, etc. The location would be the tramp stamp area. The point of the tattoo would be to go into explicit detail describing its features so someone would call me out, then I would be able to shock the hell out of them. The added bonus would it would only get more inappropriate with age.
offmymeds: If he really wants a job as bad as he says he does, he'd lose the beard, let his hair grow out and somehow cover up that "Buddhist" tat on his forehead. That and put on some pounds.
Raw_fishFood: Too bad he wasn't a waiter complaining about tips. Then we really could have had a great thread.
Begoggle: Hot chick with tattoos is not the same thing as a chick who looks hotter because of tattoos.Nobody has ever gotten better looking from a tattoo.
inner ted: your precious poster is a stereotype.i simply offered examples that were counter to the point being made & several folks seem to have had their worlds imploded.as to whether or not statistically it is a rare exception for a tattooed person to be upstanding - don't know, i haven't researched it that far.but i'd dare say that i've researched it a hell of a lot more than any of you that are acting so ass hurty now.sheesh you guys are awful sensitive about your poster/or maybe you just don't like being shown how wrong you are*shrugs*
stonelotus: paging Dr. Manhattan, paging Dr. Manhattan.
ferretman: Screw this guy...lets turn this thread around...[www.meganmassacre.com image 500x659][25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500][24.media.tumblr.com image 850x572]
Bonkthat_Again: I have gotten crap for not having a tattoo. I was at a friend's bachelor party and his brother asked, "What do you have against tattoos?" My jaw dropped. Wha? "Uh, nothing." To which he responds, "Then why don't you have any?I basically told him I don't have a specific symbol or picture that can define me, as i feel i'm constantly evolving. I neglected to mention that I'd probably have a boil or cyst ruin it for me at some point (skin problems).But what I realized then, was that tatooing has jumped the shark. I used to believe everyone who had a tattoo had some deep belief about themselves and wanted to express it in ink.Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.If you're going to tattoo something about yourself, especially something on your forehead, make sure it doesn't disqualify you from every job except a night Janitor at a Buddhist temple.
Astorix: When I see that tattoo on his forehead I think of Heaven's Gate.
groppet: He could be a bouncer or bartender at a dive bar.
inner ted: EvilEgg: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location: [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]Call in the dogs and put out the fire. We're done here.are we really?[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 243x208]disagrees[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 255x197]bet he disagrees as well[2.bp.blogspot.com image 445x550]ya, he probably skates on his taxes too/stupid stereotypes are stupid
kombat_unit: Look at dat neckbeard!
Jument: The tat between his eyes screams "I AM AN IDIOT! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU HIRE ME!"The rest of them just scream "I'M TOO STUPID TO SHOP SHAVING MY HEAD!"That weird beard look isn't doing him any favors either. Or his personality, I would guess.
SBinRR: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location: [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]My only problem with that chart is the forearms marked as a job-free zone. I know two people in public jobs making pretty good money that are sleeved out. Of course, they wear long sleeves to work at all times, so there's that.
Diogenes: Calmamity: I think it's just as likely that his disgusting neck beard is holding him back.Oh, come on. I'm sure there are plenty of barn raisings out there.
timujin: Yusuf got his first tattoo at the age of 14, but says he now wishes he had never had them done.Aight then, get the one between your eyes removed and stop shaving your farking head.
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